Old & Young Lesbians review

Old and Young Lesbians review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/01/2012

Overview:
A fella I used to be quite good friends with back in college once told me that the most revolting thing he could think of was elderly lesbian women getting it on and, as I did then, I must now at least somewhat agree with him. (There are far more revolting things, sure, but that mental image sure isn't very appetizing.) As long as at least one participant in an explicit sapphic situation is a sprightly young slut who's just getting her sea legs when it comes to what is colloquially known as pearl diving or rug munching. Old and Young Lesbians is a site that delivers exactly what it's name suggests: women both full of youthful energy and holding onto what little joie de vivre they have left in their declining years. Hosted by the Mature Mega Pass network, Old and Young Lesbians promises to deliver to its members, who pay a whopping €39.85 for monthly access, a decadent all-female sexual extravaganza that shows only "real" lesbians kissing each other, sucking nipples, eating pussy and ass, and letting their partner's moisture coat their skin in a delicate, shiny patina of sensual female lubrication. Apparently targeted primarily at female viewers - "The place for women by women!"; "Celebrate your lesbian feelings and share them." - Old and Young Lesbians could very well be one of the most authentic adult websites in the most fake of all obviously fake niches, "lesbian" porn. There's only one way to find out, though, and that's to part the digital beef curtains, throw on some snorkeling gear, and dive down into the depths of Old and Young Lesbians as only your faithful reviewer, Mr. Pink, can.

Pros:
True to its name, Old and Young Lesbians features a wide variety of sexual situations that all include at least one mature, aging woman and one decidedly more youthful clit-licker. Whether the older woman is in charge or taking orders from her junior companion, the scenes are usually quite vibrant and exciting with plenty of finger and toy play, dressing up in lingerie and latex or vinyl kink gear, and, of course, ample oral sex and scissoring.

Now that they're reaching High Definition resolutions of 1280x720 pixels, Old and Young Lesbians's videos have never looked better. Also quite impressive are the provided photo options, allowing you to view each shot at three different resolutions: 1024x682, 1350x900, and 1890x1260 pixels. The larger sizes, of course, offer the best quality and highest level of detail.

Old and Young Lesbians already hosts nearly 300 scenes, all of them exclusive and originally produced for this site. In addition to this healthy archive, one new scene (including videos and photos) is added to the site every week, keeping members coming back time and time again to see what's new.

Not only do Old and Young Lesbians members have unlimited access to everything this unique site holds, but they'll also have free reign throughout the entire Mature Mega Pass network. With a whopping 23 sites at the ready, most of them focusing on mature women in their 40s, 50s, and 60s, Mature Mega Pass is a staggeringly huge bonus.

Cons:
While the younger women featured here at Old and Young Lesbians are generally quite attractive and enticing, the same cannot, I'm afraid, be said of the older participants. Having long passed the point where they could reasonably be considered cougars or MILFs, these very, very mature ladies are much closer to GILF and GGILF territory than the "mature" women you usually see in porn.

As a European website, Old and Young Lesbians bills its members in Euros. The monthly rate of €39.85 seems quite high, but it's only when you convert it to USD that you realize how high it is. United Statesmen and Stateswomen will have to hand over $51.65 every month just to keep their Old and Young Lesbians account active. I doubt many folks will be willing to part with so much money on such a regular basis.

As all of Old and Young Lesbians's content is of European origin, viewers will find that languages other than English are often spoken during scenes, and when English is employed it is often very difficult to understand. This is especially disappointing as it'd be great to know exactly what these generation-gapped muff-munchers have to say to each other.

A number of the other sites hosted by Mature Mega Pass have ceased updating and now lay dormant on the network. Although there hasn't yet been any indication that a similar fate awaits Old and Young Lesbians, when every third network site is falling down dead, there's definitely cause for concern.

Conclusion:
First of all, it must be said that Old and Young Lesbians is definitely a unique take on all-female porn, and that if offers something far more interesting than most mainstream attempts at depicting sapphic sexuality. This site is, however, fairly disappointing. The older performers range in age from the mid-40s to their late-60s, possibly even early-70s, and unfortunately are usually on the lower end of the 1-to-10 scale of attractiveness. The younger women somewhat make up for this rather unfortunate situation and bring some great energy to their scenes, regardless of just how many women are getting it on in explicitly rendered fashion. Videos now reach 720p HD resolutions, photos 1890px, and both looks quite good despite their amateurish origins. The solid archive and steady flow of weekly updates will definitely keep existing members considering another month here, but with a membership cost of more than $50 USD, Old and Young Lesbians is one site that most folks won't be able to justify joining.