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Old Pussy Exam review

Category GILF, Medical Fetish, MILF

Price

$29.95/Month

Most guys would kill to get their little mitts on a freshly shaved, silkily smooth, tight, and slightly moist 19-year-old pussy, but not you! Oh no, you've gotta retain your proud sense of sexual individuality and instead lust after the crusty, dusty, and excessively hirsute excuses for female genitalia as found only on the bodies of so-called "mature" women. Nobody's grandma's panties are safe around you, are they? Well, why not use Old Pussy Exam to live out your fantasies of gynecological examination, with you as the probing doctor and any one of fifty aging European women as your subjects? Don't deny yourself such a rare pleasure, doc! Old Pussy Exam is exactly the treatment you need.

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 5
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 4
Overall Score 68

Videos

Number of movies 49+
Average length 18 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits YES
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

WMV (640x360)

Photos

Pic sets 50+
Pics per set 120
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Old Pussy Exam review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/25/2012

Overview:
Old women often get the short end of the proverbial stick when it comes to matters of sexuality. They're less likely to have freely promiscuous intercourse, experience the joys of cunnilingus, or have their tender parts examined in detail by anyone other than a medical professional. You gotta take what you can get, I guess, and Old Pussy Exam shows a number of older European women propping themselves up in stirrups for a gynecological exam from one of the Continent's premiere perverts. Promising its members regular High Definition video updates starring wrinkled old broads who've long since passed their prime, but who still get off on a little male attention - if it's in the right places of course. With previews showing speculums, didos, milky vaginal enemas, and the creepiest, sleaziest doctor since Dr. More-oh, it's a sure bet Old Pussy Exam carries on the highly detailed investigations of the mature female form delivered by its sister sites, and hosts "extreme pussy shots, pussy closeups, cervix shots," and plenty more. Normally costing $29.95 a month to access, the exclusive archive held at Old Pussy Exam offers content that not only won't be found anywhere else, but is totally unlike the vast majority of mature porn and gynecological porn the Internet has thus far seen. Anyone with a penchant for ogling grey-haired, sagging-breasted, wrinkled-skinned women will definitely want to take a peek down below, in such detail as only a gynecologist can. Shit, even at nearly thirty bucks a month, Old Pussy Exam is a hell of a lot cheaper than becoming a licensed gyno, and there's no risk of lawsuits, either!

Pros:
Old Pussy Exam holds an exclusive collection of original and highly unusual content that gives new meaning to the phrase 'inside peek.' There might not yet be 100 scenes held here, but the site is growing quite steadily with one new update arriving every week.

Loaded with up-close, highly detailed shots, the photo galleries offer images of 2000px resolution. The clarity seen in these images is very strong and gives you the most medical views of the model's clitoris, labium, anus, and cervix that porn has ever seen. You'll feel just like a lil' spermatozoa racing towards a barren field and just enjoying the ride.

Much like the photos, Old Pussy Exam's video content is presented at high resolutions. Now reaching 1280x720 pixels, these WMV-formatted scenes are well and truly in High Definition territory, and boy do they look great!

Cons:
With 49 videos and 50 photo galleries in the Old Pussy Exam archives, it'll still be a little while before the site has a substantially well-stocked collection. Updates do seem to be coming every week nowadays, but that was not always the case; hopefully the schedule won't revert to its former erratic self.

Although the abundance of advertising banners, links, and promotional graphics make it absolutely clear that the folks behind Old Pussy Exam are also responsible for a few other mature porn sites - Naughty Head Nurse, Exclusive Club, and Mom Loves Mom among them - none of these sites are made available to the Old Pussy Exam user; a real damn shame if ever there was one.

I've already made this point when reviewing Old Pussy Exam's sister sites, but the models aren't exactly the most attractive mature women you've ever seen. Actually, I'd hesitate to call most of them at all attractive. Now, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but, damn, these are some wrinkled prunes and it'd be nice if they at least attempted some form of self-beautification before shooting a porn scene.

As for the scenes themselves, well I must say I didn't find them to be particularly sexy. They are extremely cold and clinical and the unplaceable yet no-less-amusing European accents keep you from following the medical proceedings with any degree of serious attention, or, if it wasn't already clear, with any hint of genuine eroticism.

Conclusion:
If you're into crusty old broads spreading their legs, having their hairy lower lips forcibly held open with a speculum, and a light shone up their vaginal canal to give a crystal clear view of their now virtually useless cervix, Old Pussy Exam is the site for you! Well, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. If you can put up with an excessive number of ads littering the members area; if you don't mind only having 49 scenes to choose from; if you can stand MILFs and GILFs who aren't exactly the most attractive older women in porn; if you've no problem with cold, clinical examination scenes that pass by without a hint of genuine eroticism; if you can contain your laughter as the "doctor" introduces his patient to a big, black dildo in a unplaceable European-accented rendition of something approaching the English language, then, yes, Old Pussy Exam is for you. If any of those things are likely to bother you, you'd be much better off spending the twenty or thirty dollars you'd spend here every month and buying a bulk package of those oversized "granny panties" from Family Dollar and using your imagination instead.

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