Old Spunkers review

The 21st Century has already brought us many joys: WikiLeaks, Facebook, Twitter, Blu-Ray, Nintendo Wii, hybrid cars, and the combination of sexually suggestive music videos and the ‘mute’ button. In recent years we have also seen a remarkable increase in the acceptance of post-20s female sexuality. It was once assumed that after squirting out a seed or two no woman would want to get on her knees and take two jizzbombs to the face. Shit, we were wrong! Just look at Old Spunkers; it’s filled with middle-aged and even elderly women who clearly love sex more than Kate Hudson loves overrated rock stars. For $19.95 a month, you’ll have access to a large collection of content, both exclusive and licensed, all featuring women whose wrinkles, sagging breasts, and greying hair are all assets, not liabilities. Jimmy Diamond, the guy behind Old Spunkers and its sister site Chubby Loving, seems like a charismatic guy, so let’s hope this maven of mature smut hasn’t skimped on anything too important.

Pros:
Hosting a large collection of licensed and exclusive content, Old Spunkers provides the fan of mature ladies with plenty of scenes and galleries to view. While they might not all be exclusive, the 1,600+ galleries offer a huge number of beat-off potentials, as do the 260-odd completely exclusive videos.

Photos hosted by Old Spunkers regularly reach 1024x680 pixels and look quite good with ample detail in each frame. Each gallery can also be downloaded in a zipped archive, making starting your own collection of mature smut much easier.

Models range from MILFs to GILFs to OFINGBIFHAs (One Foot In The Grave But I’ll Fuck Her Anway) and many notable pornstars post their 35th birthday appear, too: Ava Devine, Kira Eggers, and Rayveness are but a few. These ladies know how to get down and the scenes and galleries are hardcore and extremely lusty.

With an additional archive of 352 licensed DVD titles currently available, there’s plenty of bonus content for you to check out. If that still manages to leave you wanting more, why not head over to Chubby Loving, Old Spunkers’ sister site and the home of the sexiest obese women you can possibly imagine.

Cons:
At just 640x480 pixels, the resolution of the exclusive video content sorely needs upgrading. With so many sites now hitting High Definition quality levels, Old Spunkers needs to up its game soon or it’ll doubtless be considered rather old school in the worst sense of the phrase.

Even the DVD content suffers from weak video resolutions. At just 320x240 pixels, most of these licensed titles are surely available elsewhere in higher quality formats. Why, then, has Old Spunkers stuck with such unfortunate looking MPGs?

Although members are presented with a few useful browsing tools, Old Spunkers remains a poorly designed site that can be arduous to navigate. A total redesign with a more modern and accommodating facade should fix that.

Many women aren’t that old and barely qualify as MILFs, let alone “Old Spunkers” material. Sure, the granny with dentures, a purple rinse job, and tits down to her panties fits right in here, but some of the younger models are drastically out of place.

Conclusion:
Those Mr. Pink’s readers who once longed for more attention to be lavished on women of more mature age should now, at the dawn of 2011, be simply tickled pink at all the MILF and GILF related A/V options presented by popular culture and the porn industry. From Cougartown and Demi Moore’s frequently raunchy Twitpic feed to the reinvigorated careers of Rayveness and Julia Ann, there’s plenty of flesh on display that doesn’t adhere to the previously held standards of youth equalling beauty. Old Spunkers might not be filled with the hottest women to ever walk the earth, but these ladies are definitely up for a good time. The largely exlcusive hardcore content ranges from solo masturbation to threeway ass-plowings complete with messy, messy facial finishes, and it’s all more mature than the jokes in this review; although that’s not saying much. Sure, upgrades are need before Old Spunkers can reach full masturbatory deliciousness, but it’s still a pretty decent way to remind yourself to give grandma a call.