Party Hardcore review

There exists a great man that some of you reading this may have heard of and may even be a devoted fan of; a man devoted to inspiring others to reach out and grab whatever happiness they can by whatever means necessary; a man whose motto in, quite simply, “Party hard!” Andrew W.K.: musician, composer, shouter of violent lyrics, breast cancer awareness spokesman, nightclub owner, and all around stellar human being. While it’s true that I, your humble reviewer, will snatch any opportunity to put dear W.K.’s name in print, it has never been more appropriate than in this here review of the website entitled Party Hardcore. It’s not just the name of the site that aligns with W.K.’s philosophy, but also the content: raw and ribald, drunken and debaucherous, the titular parties hold nothing back. Populated almost entirely by women, these boozy soirees start out with some dirty dancing but end in another place altogether - a sticky, moist, creamy place. With male dancers gyrating in front of their faces, these women can’t resist turning their girls’ night out into an orgy filled with pseudo-anonymous blowjobs, tabletop fucking, and lesbian experimentation. Party Hardcore is a brand new site that shows you, the guy sitting at home in his underpants, eating chips, and relishing his temporary freedom from coupledom, just what might happen when your girlfriend goes out with some co-workers or old college friends for a night on the sauce.

Pros:
“Awesome party, dude! Why wasn’t I invited? Oh, it’s for chicks only? Figures.”  You’ll get such a kick out of these thoroughly degenerate, debaucherous parties that you might almost start looking into gender reassignment surgery...maybe. There’s so much drunken sex of all kinds going on here and you’ll definitely envy the male strippers who enjoy it all almost as much as the women.

Now sporting High Definition videos that hit three impressive resolutions (960x540, 1280x720, and 1920x1080 pixels) as well as 1024px photos, Party Hardcore’s content has never looked better. All images come through clearly and offer strong colors and dynamic motion in the well-directed scenes.

With just under 200 scenes currently available, Party Hardcore is growing rapidly thanks to the weekly video and photo updates. If you get a bit tired of the premise there’s always the rest of the 17-site Orgy Max network for you to check out; it’s available to all Party Hardcore members and offers a great range of unique hard and softcore sites.

The music that accompanies these European party scenes is actually quite good. Infectious melodies and pulsing rhythms might just have you boogying along while jerking yourself into a state of orgasmic nirvana.

Cons:
The older scenes on the site do not offer the same fantastically impressive video and photo resolutions of the newer content and often look quite dull and dreary in comparison.

While the music is certainly infectious and puts you right there one the dance-floor, the intensity of the soundtrack can be a bit much. It’d be great to hear the women (and the men, too, I suppose) more closely as they quite literally let it all hang out.

Poor server performance seems to plague Party Hardcore, causing stream buffers to load slowly and downloads to transfer for a lot longer than you’d like. This is especially annoying when you’re downloading a HD video well over 1 GB in size.

Scenes are added to the site without much fanfare and there’s little information about each one provided on the page: a brief list of applicable categories, a short rundown of the party activities, and that’s about it. It’d be great to even grab interviews with some of the revelers. Come to think of it, that’s a fucking great idea. Do it, Party Hardcore!

Conclusion:
Party Hardcore may have a relatively simple premise - everyday women letting loose on the dance-floor and engaging in all manner of decadent sexual liaisons with the toned and tanned male strippers - but the site itself offers a thoroughly detailed view of the ultimate female degeneracy. The ladies get all liquored up, dance their asses off, then ditch their panties. Cocks are sucked. Jizz starts flying. And the luckiest male dancers on the planet sport some huge grins, as do the women. Party Hardcore’s fantastic High Definition videos present all the action in clear images and the weekly updates and bonus network access should keep members coming back for more month after month. With a server upgrade, a better sound mix, and a little more information on the revelers that make this site great, Party Hardcore could be even better. Right now, though, it’s still one hell of a good time.