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Real Round Asses
Real Round Asses
Real Round Asses

Real Round Asses review

Category Anal, Pornstars

Price

$1/2 Days

$39.95/Trial Rebill

$29.95/Month

Big-bootied babes have always held a special place in the hearts of heterosexual men. In the words of Mr. David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap, “The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin’.” Queen’s Brian May wrote that “fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.” Real Round Asses hopes to add to the pantheon of artistic achievements praising plump booties with a collection of hardcore porn scenes devoted to derrieres as thick and juicy as they are pert and perfectly formed. With promises of HD videos and the most beautiful asses in porn, however, Real Round Asses immediately sets itself a tough bar to reach. Can it indeed deliver? Read on with Mr. Pink’s and find out how this particular ass bounces.

Score

Quality 7
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 5
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 7
Appeal 5
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 56+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (720x480)

MOV (720x480)

MP4 (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 56+
Pics per set 100
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews - 09/09/2011

Overview:
We all love a plump, supple ass and will certainly favor a thick-as-a-brick woman over a flat-bottomed skinny girl if given a chance, but how can we be sure the ass we’re about to unveil in all its naked glory won’t disappoint? Much like breasts, which can be augmented with a plentiful array of corsets, push-up brassieres, padded cups, and even wads of tissue, asses can now be made to look plumper, rounder, more tightly packed than nature has allowed. In an effort to weed out the deceitful presentation of unfairly augmented derrieres, Real Round Asses was launched. Devoted to showcasing “the world’s best asses,” this exclusive collection of butt-centric hardcore porn scenes and galleries promises the hottest rear-ends in adult entertainment. Belonging to such performers as Leighlani Red, Kandice Kavelli, Beauty Dior, and Brittney Amber, the thick, juicy rumps found within are allegedly presented in dazzling High Definition-formatted videos that offer oiled, bouncing booties that look perfectly poundable as they ride cocks (vaginally and anally) in the most explicit, enticing fashion. It’ll cost you $29.95 to get inside this ass lover’s paradise, but the promise of HD videos and even access to a ten-site network (XXX Vault) should make you feel that you, like these delectable asses, are in good hands.

Pros:
With a bevy of hot models from around the world - you’ll find plenty of white American pornstars, Latinas, African Americans, and European babes to whet your appetite for ass-focused smut of the sweetest variety.

A new update arrives once a week here at Real Round Asses, bringing a new video scene and photo gallery to the collection. These regular additions will surely make the site more enticing as time goes by and we can be sure the archive will grow steadily from here on out.

Fans of deep assfucking will surely appreciate the apparent fact that most Real Round Asses scenes appear to offer anal penetration, as well as the usual parade of booty-slapping, cheek-juggling, cocksucking, pussy-pounding hardcore action presented here.

Every member of Real Round Asses will also be able to freely access the other nine sites on the XXX Vault network - Real Arabs Exposed, Real Mothers Exposed, Serious Boobs, Barely of Age, Facial Flavor, Juggs and Junk, Shelby Moon, Squeeze My Breasts, and White Girls Like it Big.

Cons:
Barely identifiable as an ass-lover’s paradise, Real Round Asses features far too many models that are slim and slender from top to toe, that don’t feature the plump booties promised by the tour page previews. Sure, those previewed girls are here, too, but the majority of the models are simply ubiquitous semi-amateur Latinas with very little junk in the trunk.

Those who prefer their porn to leave assholes largely unpenetrated might be disappointed to find that, according to the keyword tag feature, every scene on the site features rectal rooting of some variety. (Either that or the keyword tags are lying.) Anal was featured on the tour pages, but if it really is a major feature of Real Round Asses, more explicit advance notification would’ve been nice.

From the HD logos emblazoned across the tour area, you’d certainly be forgiven for assuming Real Round Asses presented its scenes at resolutions of at least 1280x720 pixels. That, unfortunately, is not so; videos reach a peak of 720x480 pixels and look rather drab in both downloadable and streaming formats. Photos, hitting 1024px, look, well, just ok.

There are currently 56 scenes held in Real Round Asses’ archive; not enough to sustain the interest of most prospective members for very long, I’m sure. The weekly updates will eventually bring the site to a more acceptable size, but that’s a few months off, at least.

Conclusion:
Real Round Asses has a simple mission: to deliver hardcore porn scenes that always retain their focus on the bountiful backsides of the models. In this mission, I’m afraid to say, Real Round Asses has rather clearly floundered. Most scenes do pay some devotion to the performer’s asses, but the asses themselves are categorically unremarkable and could do with a fair amount of, well, beefing up. The sex may be quite good - in fact, it often is - but without thick butts, the whole site seems like a rag-tag assortment of pornographic odds and ends. The lack of the promised - or, at the very least, suggested - High Definition videos is a drag and the unimpressive size of the content collection is also disappointing. Our only hope, I guess, is that the consistent weekly updates keep coming and bring with them women whose asses are more in line with what the site promised and what any fan, member of Real Round Asses or not, deserves: real, round asses.

 

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