Real Slut Party review

I know you think that nobody parties harder than you and your buddies. You get your drink on like nobody’s business, sure, but you and your brew crew can’t hold a candle to the party animals shown on Real Slut Party. What’s more, these hard-partying people are of the female persuasion. Girls know how to let loose and get their party on just as well as any guy, so it shouldn’t surprise any Mr. Pink’s readership to learn that there exists a site that has managed to combine with great skill drunken female revelry and hardcore pornography. Real Slut Party takes a group of frustrated girls, fills them full of appletinis, blasts some loud dance beats, and presents them with an opportunity to unleash their inner slut. With frat house keggers, house parties, dance-floor debauchery, holiday celebrations, and even a luau as a setup, these parties quickly devolve from respectable affairs to complete and utter festivals of filth, with cock-sharing, cum cocktails, and so much group sex your head will spin. At a regular monthly cost of $24.98, Real Slut Party has a rather ritzy cover charge, but you won’t find parties like this in every city, let alone your local neighborhood, so why not see what all the fuss is about, Mr. Pink style?

Pros:
Whether they take place in the cosy confines of a Miami nightclub, a fraternity house, a ghettofied hip-hop hovel, or at a bachelorette send-off, the raucous, alcohol-fueled partying quickly degenerates into hot hetero and lesbian sex of all different kinds. From pussy-eating round-tables to mass ejaculation gobbling, these girls prove themselves to be partiers (and fuckers) of the highest calibre.

You might’ve thought your favorite up-and-coming porn starlets were too busy shooting scenes to get their party on, but you were wrong. As evidenced by Real Slut Party’s scenes, some of the best new whores in the business love nothing more than drinking themselves into debaucherous gangbangs; just ask Lexi Swallow, Halie James, Juelz (Julie) Ventura, Micah Moore, and a whole lot more.

Videos are now provided in brilliant High Definition resolutions that reach both 720p and 1080p in WMV and MP4 formats. These videos can be streamed or downloaded and look fantastic, presenting a clear view of the often quite busy scenes. Detail is high in all scenes and galleries, which offer pics at 2000x1500 pixels.

Thanks to Mr. Pink’s efforts at sharing frugality, his readers can now join Real Slut Party for just $19.95 a month! Not only that, but said membership also gets you free bonus access to the rest of the ten-site Mofos network. Neat-o, burrito!

Cons:
With only 64 scenes currently held in the Real Slut Party archives, members aren’t looking at a huge collection of content; at least, not yet. Updates arrive every week and keep a promising schedule, but don’t be surprised if you end up spending a lot of time on the other Mofos sites.

Although they’re intended to appear authentic and off-the-cuff, it’s pretty obvious that everything shown on Real Slut Party is staged and arranged from the get-go. If you’re aware of this coming in, it won’t be a problem; if not, it will.

The HD videos may look very strong and provide great visuals and audio, but they’re very large, often over 2 GB, and can take quite a long time to download on Mofos’ apparently underperforming servers.

Conclusion:
Real Slut Party has a premise that, although not entirely original (see Reality Kings’ In the VIP), is definitely a fun way to get your daily dose of pornographic delights. Watching these incredibly attractive girls dance, drink, and flirt their panties off both with each other and any guy that’s lucky enough to approach their table, is arousing enough; then the clothes come off and the true debauchery begins. The HD videos available in almost update provide fantastic sound and vision that put you in the scenes and bring you as close to this degenerate revelry as a vicarious onlooker can get; photos offer samples of specific moments and act as a good supplement. With the weekly update schedule continuing into the new year, 2011 could just be Real Slut Party’s year. The site will hit 100 updates and will no doubt start with a bang: the upcoming update New Years Bash proves that. For this kind of drunken debauchery, few sites can beat Real Slut Party, even at this relatively early stage.