Reality Gang review

Reality Gang review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/17/2012

Overview:
Porn is fake. Everyone knows that. But sometimes, to the trained eye, it's possible to spot a genuine expression of sexual excitement amongst the insincere moaning, pina colada mix cumshots, and urinated female ejaculations. This is a little hint of reality creeping into the otherwise plasticized and artificial world of adult entertainment. You'd think that under a banner reading Reality Gang you'd find a secret cadre of behind-the-scenes porn workers pushing a "realistic" view of human sexuality on an unsuspecting, boob-job-loving audience. Is that what the Reality Gang network really offers or is it something a little less usurping, if you know what I mean. Rhetorical questions aside, the Reality Gang tour pages give us a glimpse of what life must be like for those who've already laid down the required monthly membership fee of $24.95: it's all blowjobs and boobies, let me tell you. Reality Gang offers access to a network of sites, 36 in all, with plenty of variety of premise, execution, featured stars, and levels of hardcoredness. Notable performers like Kagney Linn Karter, Zoe Voss, Bree Olson, Dani Jensen, and Mason Moore are offered as tantalizing lures intended to have you sign up sooner rather than later. Will you bite? Do sites with names like 2 Chicks 1 Dick, All Wives Cheat, Big Dicks Tight Fits, Big Sausage Pizza, and Cougar Recruits light a fire in your loins or does it take exclusive content, "thousands of HD videos," and a banner saying "Join Now!" to get you raring to go? Whatever it takes to pique your interest, Reality Gang seems to have it.

Pros:
I dare you to tell me that you're interested in fewer than half-a-dozen of the following sites: 2 Chicks 1 Dick, After Class Adventures, All Wives Cheat, Big Sausage Pizza, Big Dicks Tight Fits, Big Tit Bangers, Cheerleader Auditions, Contortionist, Cougar Recruits, Donger Brothers, Euro Bride Tryouts, Eat My Black Meat, Freak Fuckers, First Time Wife Swappers, Girls Hunting Girls, Hardcore Partying, Huge Hardon, How to Bang a Pornstar, Inexperience Amateur, Jr College Lesbian, Latina Caliente, Limo Patrol, Major Cans, MILF Cruiser, Maximum Naturals, Motor Tramps, MILFs Want Big Cock, Nude Beach House, Needy Wives, Right Off the Boat, Sex Revenger, Slut Seeker, Teenage Delinquents, Teen Hitchickers, Tap That Onion Ass, Whopper Lesbians, and Your Mom's Ass is Tight.

If you want awesome porn talent, Reality Gang has it in spades. Aside from such notable cum-guzzlers as Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, Nyomi Banxxx, Emma Mae, and Natasha Nice getting their fully-fledged freak on, you've also got a ton of lesser known, but no less impressive and enticing pornstars, young and old alike.

The latest video content making its way to the central Reality Gang update listing comes in a WMV package that reaches 1280x720 pixels and looks as fine as Natasha Nice's tits do covered in a semen glaze. That isn't the only video option available, either downloadable or streaming, and all most viewers on most platforms are catered to.

Why join Reality Gang? Well, aside from the whopping roster of 36 websites you can choose from as a Reality Gang member, there's also the fact that Mr. Pink's readers can now join for just $19.95 a month, a saving of five whole United States dollars!

Cons:
Most photos reach a peak resolution of just 500x800 pixels and don't get any larger inside the available zip packages. Occasionally you will find a gallery offering 600x900 or even 1024x1200 pixel images, but they are definitely in the minority. There are HD videos online and photos always reach the higher resolutions before videos do, so what the fridge gives, yo?

Not only is the members area of Reality Gang filled with static banners, animated buttons, and plenty of links to third-party content providers, there are also some of those pesky bottom-of-the-screen pop-up ads in which a woman from "your area" attempts to lure you into what I'm totally confident is an incident free, no-strings-attached casual encounter with zero consequences.

The letters H and D are bandied around quite a bit here at Reality Gang. Unfortunately, not all of the scenes labelled HD are actually presented in High Definition formats. Instead, these videos only reach 640x480 pixels and don't look so hot, I'm afraid.

Updates seem to have stalled indefinitely for many of Reality Gang's websites, including Motor Tramps, How to Bang a Pornstar, All Wives Cheat, and Donger Brothers, to name but a few. Reality Gang really needs to up its game and throw a slew of new scenes at its members lest they head elsewhere for their pseudo-reality-based porn fix.

Conclusion:
Reality porn is a tricky game, that's for sure. Either your site is too close to reality and soon bores the shit out of your fanbase or your content isn't close enough to reality to create some sense of identification with the audience. For Reality Gang, such fundamental questions are basically irrelevant at this point. Only a handful of sites on the Reality Gang network still manage to update at a somewhat frequent schedule; the others, I'm afraid are essentially dead and will probably remain so. The large and fairly expansive archive currently online is decent, sure, but 'decent' definitely doesn't equal 'excellent' in Mr. Pink's book. Where is Reality Gang going from here? That is the question likely on the lips of every existing member and everyone reading this review. The answer, unfortunately, seems too hard to discern at this point. While some sites still update with new (or at least apparently new) content, others lie there stiffer than a real corpse on a cold day in the morgue. Tell you what, though, bro, things really aren't looking good for Reality Gang.