Rub Him review

Rub Him review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/01/2012

Overview:
"Rub Him" the fictional brand of moisturizing lotion applied to the recipients of the deep-tissue massages brazenly displayed on this site's tour pages, may claim to have existed since 1896, but this site, also called Rub Him, has only been online for only about a year. In that short space of time, however, Rub Him has managed to amass for itself a respectable archive of exclusive, original gay hardcore movies, all of which revolve around the endlessly entertaining pre-coital exploratory activity most commonly known as "massage" - a deal clinching move, if ever there was one. The tired, frustrated, tense and honestly quite lonely guys in need of some T.L.C. (Tender Loving Cock) simply make a call then, voila, in walks a hunky masseuse to ease the pains and the anxieties of life. For $29.95 a month, you can waltz into Rub Him and enjoy complete deep-tissue massages that always result in a happy ending. The perfect way to cure your exhausted Sunday blues (by way of a furious beat-off session), Rub Him and the Big Daddy network to which it is so closely connected make for extremely entertaining viewing.

Pros:
Massage porn is, like, the shit these days! It has rapidly overtaken most other hetero niches and is now the porn scene premise du jour. Good thing, too, since it allows the camera to closely observe all the loveliest bits of its' subjects' bodies in glorious detail. If you've been wanting to ogle oil-covered torsos so ripped they make Sonic Youth's 2006 album seem, well, Slightly Ripped in comparison.

Hitting a lofty top resolution of 1280x720 pixels, the videos available at Rub Him are as good as the videos held elsewhere on the Big Daddy network; that is to say, they look fucking awesome. Combining massage porn with High Definition videos was always going to be a great idea, but Rub Him excels in this area - and in the photo galleries with their highly-detailed 2000px images, too.

You want hot sexy sex that's heavy on the heavy petting and anything but light on the more explicit, raunchy stuff. The ass-fucking is deep, tight, and often quite frenetic. Balls go flying from camera-left to camera-right and a hefty load is always waiting come quitting time, making each and every episode a treat for lovers of taut, toned man-meat.

A new full body massage scene arrives at Rub Him's homepage once a week, keeping the already well-stocked archive loaded with new beef-cakery for members to enjoy. Should they tire of the new additions to Rub Him's existing 60-scene collection, there's always the eleven other websites offered to all members of any Big Daddy website, Rub Him included.

Cons:
After you've logged into Rub Him's members area, you'll soon realize you're effectively just left to wander around the Big Daddy network as a single massive entity, rather than Rub Him's individual domain. This amalgamated design definitely makes searching and keeping tabs on the ebb and flows of scenes, models, and activities, but it can also make it seem like there's nothing much to speak of at Rub Him.

Although you can usually find dates if you look hard enough in the least expected places, there's isn't a clearly defined upload schedule visible from the main update index. It often seems that Rub Him updates more frequently than weekly, more frequently than the other Big Daddy sites. If that is the case it's great for Rub Him members, not so great for those more keen on Unglory Hole or Sausage Party.

Rub Him's members have essentially been left voiceless with just a Like button, a list of Favorites, and a list of "Trending" (or popular) performers available to them. Members can't leave comments or suggestions anywhere on the site and there are no member-performer connectivity features, either.

You know when you're inside some spectacularly appealing smut site and you just feel like opening every cool scene you see previewed in a new tab of your browser? Well, that shit don't fly here at Rub Him. Try to open links in new tabs or windows and you're taken to heavily truncated versions of the pages that usually don't even show a video stream. Strange issue, this, and it could be solved very soon, so don't take it too seriously.

Conclusion:
When it comes to the male physical form, few sites are as celebratory as Rub Him, the Big Daddy network's resident all-male massage porn site. With a growing collection of sixty exclusive and original scenes, each one incorporating massage directly into the seduction process and the result coital excitement. As far as gay hardcore goes, this site offers some of the best recently injected into the rather stale and uninteresting cliche-ridden industry as it used to stand. The HD videos reach 720p and look really fantastic whether streamed or downloaded, and the photos, too, look great at 2000px. There's plenty of detail available in these scenes, folks, and you'll surely get a rush from watching all the body-manipulation, cock-stroking, ass-eating, cum-guzzling, and general homo-frivolity going on here. If not, maybe it's time you, dear reader, loosened up and learned how to relax the Rub Him way.