Russians Like It Big review

Russians Like It Big review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/26/2012

Overview:
Young Russian models are undoubtedly some of the most sought after erotica performers in the adult entertainment business and with good reason, too. With their slender athletic bodies, beautiful faces, and unbridled sexuality, they've been featured prominently in porn both softcore and hardcore for decades upon decades upon decades. For those from the USA, though, the appeal also lies in the complicated relationship these two global superpowers have endured in their many, many years of coexistence. Imagine, if you will, watching a slutty little Russian chick getting dicked by a big fat one, so fat it pries her pussy apart to accommodate itself. Now imagine that this massive dick belongs to you. See what I mean? Most of you may have Euro-boners already, but if not, there's a ton of Russian-focused hardcore at Russians Like It Big sure to not only get you hard, but keep you there at least for as long as Gorbachev kept that birthmark on his noggin. Costing its members $24.95 per month for access, this hardcore extravaganza puts Russian pussies to the test, confronting them with cocks longer and thicker than they could ever have anticipated, bending them over a big ol' stack of balalaikas and banging the hell out of their tight young holes. Russia really does seem, rather ironically, to be a land of immense opportunity. Just remember, flipping things around from what we Americans are used to back home, in Mother Russia pretty girl want to sex with you!

Pros:
As is often the case in the world of Internet porn, the Russians have arrived to steal your attention from the Cali beach babes and wholesome Midwestern girls. Russians Like It Big packs one hefty carnal punch, bringing you face-to-face (and face-to-ass) with some delectable young sluts who all call Mother Russia home. They're slim, exotic, and absolutely free of inhibitions, so why not share their enthusiasm?

Russians might like it big, yes, but they also like it deep and extremely hard. The big cocks provided by their male comrades seem to give the Ruski babes an oral, vaginal, and/or anal pounding that they'll never forget. They moisten the thick rods with their saliva before taking things below the belt and letting another source of natural lubrication get that rod ready for some internal sexual massage.

Videos hosted by Russians Like It Big reach 1280x720 pixels and look quite strong. The clear, dynamic scenes are made even more visually attractive thanks to the models' colorful clothing and performances. Photo content looks similarly impressive and is delivered as an online gallery with three downloadable rar (not zip) packages bringing you shots that reach 600x900, 1370x2040, and 2008x3000

Everyone who joins Russians Like It Big also gets free bonus access to another five websites: the official site of Tiffany Preston, My Kinky Sister (starring Tiffany's younger sister, Brittany), My Best Fetish, Naughty Sarah at Home, and Nasty Naughty Bitches. Add it all up, folks, and you're looking at quite a substantial amount of smut.

Cons:
All across the tour pages and even on the scene listing inside the members area you'll see logos promising "Full HD 1080." Unfortunately, these 1080p videos haven't yet been added to Russians Like It Big, leaving members with the 720p maximum resolution already online and ready for viewing. "Hey, this isn't HD enough," might seem like a real First World Problem to some, but a promise, dear reader, is a promise.

Each scene and gallery offers a small amount of information. Present in most of these little info boxes are declarations of the scene in question's featured activities and characteristics. These words cannot, however, be selected and don't function as a navigational tool, merely a clue as to what lies in store for viewers. The navigational system in place here is quite minimal and could really use some beefing up.

The 36 videos and 30 galleries currently online make up the entire Russians Like It Big collection; not very, uh, 'big' is it? More updates are essential to have this site grow to a more acceptable size. Otherwise members will be forced to rely rather heavily on the bonus sites.

The dates attached to the most recently uploaded scenes don't tell a particularly positive story. These scenes are already a year old, having been added to the collection in February of 2011, and essentially confirm that Russians Like It Big is no longer updating with new material.

Conclusion:
Russians Like It Big is a website title that implies that size, above all else, makes the strongest impact. How ironic that this exclusive collection of Euro hardcore sits at just 36 scenes, promises 1080p HD and only delivers 720p, and doesn't appear to have been touched in over 12 months. Is the site as good as dead? Well, not quite. The scenes hosted here are still rousing hardcore ass-plundering jaunts through the typically flamboyant European hardcore niche. The women are very appealing with their small frames and elegant faces, and they fuck beautifully. Still, with no updates on the horizon and so little content in the archive that members will be eternally thankful they at least get free access to five bonus sites, there isn't a whole lot to enjoy here. I suppose in Russia big dick really does fuck you.