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If you've been the unsuspecting recipient of a reverse facial, that being a facial given to you by a woman while you're in typical dick-sucking position, you done got squirted on! There's no need to be ashamed of your sexual drenching. After all, squirting is the biggest thing to hit porn since DAP and ATM. Not wanting to pass up a golden opportunity for a golden shower celebration, Brazzers has launched its first all-squirting site called, appropriately enough, She's Gonna Squirt. Before you go jumping into anything you can't walk (or swim) your way out of why not let Mr. Pink be your guide?

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 6
Content amount 2
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 10
Exclusivity 7
Appeal 8
Overall Score 74

Videos

Number of movies 12+
Average length 34 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1080x7200

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 12+
Pics per set 800
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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She's Gonna Squirt review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/19/2012

Overview:
When Brazzers advises you that the woman with the starring role in the hardcore sex scene you're so hungrily staring at is about to squirt, you take ol' ZZ at its word and throw on a plastic poncho, don't you? I mean, Brazzers has been delivering highly potent and insanely explicit porn for years and its reputation confirms its dedication to, above all else, impressive feats of human physical (mostly sexual) activity; where else would you go but to a Brazzers site when on the hunt for videographic evidence of the often elusive, always mysterious act of female ejaculation or "squirting"? Launching with a tour page filled with charted previews of what are clearly exciting hardcore scenes, most of them clearly featuring the aforementioned act of female ejaculation, She's Gonna Squirt is a brand new Brazzers site with a decidedly clear and obvious focus: squirting. If the tour previews are any indication (and they sure as shit should be), you'll see Kristina Rose and Jynx Maze squirt, Angelina Valentine and Mason Moore squirt, and Charley Chase, Asa Akira, Misti Dawn, and Sophie Dee squirt, too. Promising thrice-daily updates, a "true life" 1080p HD video format, mobile access, and unlimited streaming and no download limits, a She's Gonna Squirt membership would seem to be Brazzers answer to those previously unheard cries from porn fans everywhere, "We need more moisture! Let he squirt!" For $29.95 a month, all I can say about She's Gonna Squirt is that, well, she'd better.

Pros:
She's Gonna Squirt would be an absolute and dismal failure if the performers did not, in fact, squirt. What a relief then that they do! As some of the more notably outrageous and physically adventurous women in porn, Sophie Dee, Jenna Presley, Kelly Divine, Amy Brooke, Angelina Valentine, and Veronica Avluv are by no means surprise guests, but they are welcome ones.

The sex on display here at She's Gonna Squirt is pretty, well, intense. There's lots of brutal pounding of both the pussy and the ass leading up to the titular ejaculations, and in pretty much every other regard, the sex is fast, vigorous, and loud with plenty of vocal displays of pleasure (and even a little pain) coming from the girls.

Every update that hits She's Gonna Squirt's homepage (and they hit every Thursday) brings with it both photo and video content, all of it unavailable elsewhere, that reaches peak resolutions of 2500px and both 720p and 1080p, respectively. With viewing options a-plenty, you're sure to have a solid porn-watching experience here.

It might be the new cock on the block, but She's Gonna Squirt is still a Brazzers site and, as such, anyone subscribing to this site is actually buying himself an all-access pass to the entire 30-site Brazzers network. What's more, he can do so at the Mr. Pink-discounted price of $19.95; a price that can't (and won't) be beat!

Cons:
Whether you're just overly familiar with the Brazzers back catalog or simply read the comments other members post on scenes you find yourself interested in watching, you may soon after signing in realize that She's Gonna Squirt doesn't offer any genuinely new content, instead recycling scenes from Brazzers sites now offline.

Not only is the archive here not at all original, it's also miniscule. Holding just twelve scenes, She's Gonna Squirt probably won't last you more than a day or two and will soon have you relishing the included network access your membership paid for.

This question comes up in regard to every "squirting" site on the 'net: are the ejaculations seen in She's Gonna Squirt scenes authentic or is it simply urine? Well, folks, from the looks of things, She's Gonna Squirt offers a mix of true female ejaculation and outright watersports. When the liquid is yellow, arrives without much fuss, and seems in endless supply, that's urine.

Having recently undergone a radical redesign of its entire network, you'd hope Brazzers would now be easier to use than ever. While that's certainly true in some areas of the site, the photo galleries now force you into using a slideshow or the downloadable zips for viewing; you can no longer view and save individual images, either.

Conclusion:
When She's Gonna Squirt first launched, I hoped it would be an all-new, all-original, typically Brazzers-style take on the squirting phenomenon that was then sweeping the porn world like mad. If any network could take a potentially revolting emission of fluid from some of porn's most adventurous women and spin it into pure gold, it was Brazzers! Imagine my disappointment, then, upon logging in and starting this review. Not only are the scenes presented by She's Gonna Squirt not original, they're only exclusive because Brazzers took down the sites they originally appeared on! Clearly a cash-grab at by Brazzers to squeeze every last dollar they can from a quickly fading fad, She's Gonna Squirt is remarkable not for its size (it's small) nor its content (it's old), but for being a clear example of what paying customers don't want in a website branded "New!" The sex is solid, some of the ejaculations appear real, and the image quality is typically high, but She's Gonna Squirt is really more of a trickle, and not a very interesting one at that.

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