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Soapy Massage review

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Instead of taking an extra long shower and using a soapy rag to gently massage your own balls, why not allow yourself a vicarious virtual trip to one of those controversial Asian massage parlors? You know the ones: they advertise shiatsu but deliver "full service" if the tips are right. Soapy Massage is like many other massage porn sites, just with soap. That means you'll find top-tier pornstars and some Asian unknowns putting their hands, feet, mouths, and entire bodies to work, aiming for nothing but ultimate relaxation and a much needed release for their clients. While you might not feel the suds slowly running down your chest as a tightly-packed Chinese-American ass hovers over your face, your dick enveloped in a moist oral orifice, Soapy Massage is about as close as you can get without paying a c-note to some strange (and possibly infectious) stranger.

Score

Quality 8
Design 9
Navigation 8
Updates 4
Content amount 8
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 81

Videos

Number of movies 242+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 206+
Pics per set 30
Zip sets NO
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Soapy Massage review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/13/2012

Overview:
You're standing in the shower with your girlfriend or whoever it is you've managed to convince to bang you and things are getting a little soapy. You're having a great time running your hands over her perfectly shaped breasts, your grip slipping with every move, a thin veneer of white suds coating her supple body. Then you wake up. Oh well, at least there's Soapy Massage, a site devoted to the art of muscle and tissue manipulation aided by a generous supply of soap. Wait, is this bathing porn? Have we finally gone too far? What's next, hot naked chicks brushing their teeth? Whether or not Soapy Massage signals the arrival of an absurd new pornographic trend, grooming and hygiene, remains to be seen. From the looks of the tour page previews, though, I'd say Soapy Massage is as devastatingly hot as you could possibly hope bathing porn could be. Porn superstars Madison Ivy, Mia Leilani, Adrianna Luna, Ava Devine, and Asa Akira apply their skillful hands to men (and even a few women) in desperate need of rest, relaxation, and release. For $29.95 a month you can grab a front row seat to these sensual massage scenes with a Soapy Massage membership. The 200-and-something scenes held on this site aren't the extent of your access, though, with three other networked massage sites also on hand and ready to help you rub one out. But doesn't that soap get in all the wrong places? And how can a woman be expected to properly service her client (sexually speaking, of course) while unable to get a good grip due to all the soap suds flying around? And is she really going to put that sudsy dick in her mouth? This, dear readers, is going to be one slippery investigation so hold on tight and let's find out whether a Soapy Massage is as good in porn as it is in real life.

Pros:
Let's settle the soap issue once and for all: it's a great addition to the already hot massage scenes and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The marvelously sexy masseurs - Asa Akira leads the Asian contingent with Annie Cruz, Miko Sinz, Emy Reyes, and Kayme Kai assisting; white girls Zoe Voss, Kelly Klass, and Rachel Roxxx are also here - apply a liberal amount of soap then get to work, sliding their hands and pussies all over for a wild yet relaxing ride.

Like many massage sites, Soapy Massage isn't limited to showing massages and actually gets quite explicit and adventurous in some scenes. Take a look at the keyword tag list: 3some, 69, anal, ass fingering/licking/rubbing, balls massage, blowjob, body sliding, cock milking, footjob… the list goes on, giving you a good idea of the sexual acts you'll see here.

In massage porn, where every hand stroke and every inch of skin is of vital importance, image quality is vitally important. Soapy Massage absolutely succeeds in this department with plenty of video viewing options available, the best of which reach High Definition sizes of 720p and 1080p and look utterly fantastic with a heap of detail and dynamic shots. Photos are also great, now hitting 1280px online.

There's a strong collection of exclusive content here at Soapy Massage, now totaling 242 scenes, and all members receive free access to All Girl Massage, Massage Parlor, Milking Table, and Nuru Massage, each one a slightly different take on massage porn. What's more, you can get all of this for a pittance, just $14.95, and all because you're a Mr. Pink's reader!

Cons:
Soapy Massage's update schedule is a major problem, only adding new scenes on an infrequent, irregular basis. Nothing new has been uploaded since April 1st of this year (almost 15 weeks ago) and even before that the schedule was all over the place. Only two scenes in six months? Looks like there might be some behind-the-scenes troubles here.

Where its fellow massage sites (Milking Table, Nuru, All Girl, and Parlor) seem to be entirely HD affairs, Soapy Massage is not. Having been online the longest, this might not be a surprise exactly, but it is unfortunate to dig back through the archive, find women like Max Mikita and Tia Ling, and only be able to watch them in action at a paltry 720x480 pixels.

Not at roads lead to Rome and not all Soapy Massage scenes lead to penetrative sex. Many are limited to blowjobs, handjobs, and footjobs so it's best not to go in expecting a severe pounding unless you can see it previewed in the thumbnails. There's also no keyword tag to signify this straightforward sex act, so determining just how many actual sex scenes there are at Soapy Massage is difficult and bound to be erroneous.

Soapy Massage's trial membership ($2.95 for three days) doesn't actually give you full access to the site. Unable to download a single file, trial members are left to do nothing but stream, stream, stream. Not exactly a deal breaker, I know, but I gotta alert would-be hoarders to save their money, man.

Conclusion:
Much like its fellow massage sites sitting on the Fantasy Massage network - Nuru Massage, Milking Table, All Girl Massage, and Massage Parlor - Soapy Massage presents some scintillating muscle and tissue manipulation scenes that see gorgeous women, many of them Asian, applying some manual TLC to both men and women. The scenes don't remain massage-only for long, though, and footjobs, handjobs, blowjobs, pussy pounding and even some anal comes into play once both performers are riled up enough. The 720p and 1080p High Definition videos look utterly brilliant, capturing every second in great detail and with strong colors that bring each scene to life. Fifty-or-so older scenes are not available in HD and look quite crappy against the 1080p videos; but you knew that'd happen. While many scenes don't go the whole hog, failing to include actual penis-in-vagina sex, there's always a happy ending where Soapy Massage is concerned. Of major importance here, however, is the wacked-out update schedule. Nothing new has arrived here in more than three months; is Soapy Massage dead or just resting? Let's hope it's the latter.

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