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Category Amateur, Blowjobs - Facials, Europorn

Price

$29.99/Month

$34.99/Month (Non-recurring)

Although it deals with a niche usually favored by the Japanese adult industry, UK site Splat Bukkake nevertheless aims to give you every blowbang, gangbang, and mass facial drenching scene you could possibly want. With slightly irregular updates and an archive that's still lingering around the 100-scene mark, Splat Bukkake isn't all it could be, but it's making a valiant effort, that's for sure.

Score

Quality 6
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 7
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 6
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 116+
Average length 20 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (720x576)

WMV (720x576)

WMV (640x380)

Photos

Pic sets 77+
Pics per set 70
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks NO
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Splat Bukkake review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/16/2013

Overview:
When it comes to national sexual characters, no country on Earth beats Japan in weirdness, absurdity, and messiness. No country even comes close except for one: the United Kingdom. From blue-circle censorship to Page 3 girls, the UK has been a hot-bed of barely disguised perversion for centuries and Splat Bukkake is the latest in a long line of demeaning, degrading (yet delightfully so) pornography that confirms Queen Elizabeth II as the monarch of the filthiest nation in the English-speaking world. "The sexiest amateur girls in their debut British facial bukkake and gangbang parties, taking their first load of heavy cum in their gorgeous English faces." Oddly worded it may be, but this description of Splat Bukkake's original, exclusive content is as tantalizing to a facial tsunami fan as Gaga is to gay men. For $29.99 a month, you can have all the British bukkake porn you could possibly want, with weekly updates, hundreds of archived movies, and the sluttiest, cum-hungriest whores in the Western EU. Sounds like a hoot, don't it?

Pros:
Splat Bukkake isn't a one-shot British wannabe that can't challenge Japanese ejaculatory dominance; it's the real deal, a bukkake site that finds the most desperate amateur sluts and showers them in freshly spewed ejaculate. Splat might be lacking the signature Japanese absurdist bent, but with four, five, six, or seven guys blowing all over one lucky gal, isn't it absurd enough already?

The Splat Bukkake model roster is abundant, offering 104 different women up for selection. From wig-wearing GILFs and saggy-breasted MILFs to dreadlocked black girls, from pink-haired tattooed punk chicks to tight-bodied twenty-somethings with daddy issues a-plenty, there's all kinds of women here and they all submit to the mass of masturbating men and their face-pasting seed.

Although Splat Bukkake is definitely on the amateur end of productions, it nevertheless offers 1360x2048px photos both in downloadable zips and online galleries. These high-res images offer high levels of detail and allow for up-close visual inspections of the women and their cum-covered faces, necks, and chests.

Splat Bukkake offers its members a tantalizing bonus: access to three other UK XXX Pass sites. Members enjoy the content supplied by UK Porn Party, Sexy UK Pornstars, and Kaz B XXX at no additional charge, expanding their potential satisfaction many times over.

Cons:
Although arriving quite frequently, Splat Bukkake's updates are irregular and unpredictable. Two days can pass between the uploading of new scenes or it could be a longer break, sometimes up to ten days, and the wait time is impossible to read; you simply have to keep checking back.

Splat Bukkake's archive isn't exactly overflowing with content. At just 116 scenes, the site is neither small nor large, nestled somewhere in between. Only 25 scenes have been added since last time Mr. Pink's reviewed the site more than a year ago, which averages out to about two updates per month since that date; not particularly impressive, really, and hardly the "hundreds of scenes" promised on the tour pages.

Videos are unimpressive and reach peak resolutions of just 720x576 pixels. Although they've been stamped with dates from 2012 and 2013, these dates almost are almost certainly a few years after the production date; the videos are hazy, in aspect ratios almost totally unused today, and feature clothes, makeup and hairstyles of the fairly recent past.

Splat Bukkake's scenes are poorly edited and often jump straight into a pretty tepid blowjob without offering viewers an introduction to their chosen woman, many of whom aren't exactly winning any Miss SuperSlut UK pageants for either their looks or their onscreen enthusiasm.

Conclusion:
With quite a few small issues plaguing its otherwise quite entertaining content, Splat Bukkake never quite manages to completely satisfy. Updates are irregular, though frequent, and can leave anywhere from two days to twenty between installments. Videos reach fairly middling resolutions (720x576 pixels) and look drab. They're also poorly edited, styled, and directed. Why then would anyone want to join such a site? Well, quite simply, there are so few decent English-language bukkake sites on the 'net and even fewer with an all-British cast of amateur cum-dumpsters; if that's what you've been hunting for, hunt no longer. If you pride yourself on only joining the most professional and distinguished sites in your chosen niche, though, I'd probably steer clear.

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