Stretched Out Snatch review

Intro:
Forgive me if I’m mistaken, but isn’t it preferable to fuck a tight pussy, rather than a, uh, less restrictive one? I mean, don’t us guys want to feel ourselves being gripped with passion (and PC muscles) when we’re inside a woman, not, as the saying goes, like we’re “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”? For some reason, the New Sensations site Stretched Out Snatch has made it its mission to only feature women whose saintly openings can accommodate phalluses of gigantic proportions. Sure, these ladies test their vaginal elasticity in sultry and surprisingly erotic ways, but they’re still going to be all loosey-goosey when they’re done, leaving their next conquests wishing for a little additional friction. How on earth is that appealing? Wait a second… These women are shoving enormous dildos into their pussies? Forgive my momentary lapse of masculinity, folks; Stretched Out Snatches is a goldmine of hardcore dildo penetrations that will have you marveling at the penetrative prowess of its performers. Running members $24.95 a month for access, Stretched Out Snatch promises to deliver clit-rubbing, labia-parting, cervix-bashing penetrations of the most extreme kind. Now this, folks, this is something I simply had to see to appreciate, just as surely as will you.

Pros:
Before we get to any actual snatch-stretching, why don’t we find out just who exactly is on the pussy menu here at Stretched Out Snatches: Brooklyn Lee, Jynx Maze, Sea J. Raw, Violet Monroe, Velicity Von, Jessica Bangkok, and Tory Lane are online, as are many other top-name pornstars, all of them pushing their poonanies to the limit.

The dildos employed by the Stretched Out Snatch babes are inhumanly oversized and come in dozens of variations from color, girth, material, and shape to the amount of lifelike veiny detail running up the shaft. Some are even double-headers that allow for vaginal and anal penetration at the same time! Needless to say, these scenes are full of gasping pornstars inching these huge phalluses into their snatches and having a great time doing it.

What good are extreme penetration movies if you can’t see the beads of moisture forming on the performer’s meat curtains? Praise be to the good folks at New Sensations, who have ensured Stretched Out Snatch receives the same HD upgrade as the rest of the company’s sites. Now sitting at 1024x576 pixels and lookin’ fine, these vids are well worth your attention, as are the 1024px photos.

Nearly 200 scenes fill the Stretched Out Snatch archives, each with a video and photo component, and a new one arrives once a week. Adding to this great selection of material is the freely accessible New Sensations/Reel Pass network, which, if you join through Mr. Pink’s, will only cost a grand total of $14.95 a month!

Cons:
The new HD videos are a treat, to be sure, but most of the archive still rests a little too comfortable at 888x480 maximum video resolutions that don’t bring enough clarity or dynamism to the scenes. I suppose nothing can be done about this if they weren’t shot in an HD format, but hardcore HD enthusiasts will be disappointed all the same.

Similarly, it’d be nice to see more uniform HD videos on Stretched Out Snatch. Instead of the uncommon 1024x576 resolution, why not deliver the videos in the 720p and 1080p that we all know and love?

If you’re looking for a site that’s as easy on the eyes as it is on the fingers (which is, in this case, not very), you’ve found your joint! Confused? Lemme spell it out: an unattractive website is made even less enjoyable by a shoddy navigation system.

While I’m glad Stretched Out Snatch still focuses on solo dildo-penetration scenes, it would be nice if there was an occasional lesbian adventure. Imagine how great it’d be to watch the sweaty, salivating Tory Lane slam a twenty-two inch double-headed black dildo into, say, Rebeca Linares’ ass while the Spanish hottie returns the favor. Talk about a missed opportunity!

Conclusion:
With its ever-increasing collection of exclusive dildo penetrations, extreme ones at that, Stretched Out Snatch tests the endurance and physical adaptability of the women it hosts, while providing us, the viewing audience, with some damned good pussy-pounding porno. videos are now arriving in high definition, images reach 1024px (both look great), and updates are coming along on a breezy weekly schedule, so all is well in Stretched Out Snatch-land, right?  Well, almost: the page design and navigation of Stretched Out Snatch need some work and it’d be great to see a little more variety in the scenes, but, those issues aside, there’s no reason anybody looking for extreme penetrations (or even slightly exaggerated solo masturbation scenes) starring the hottest and most accepting pornstars in the business should leave Stretched Out Snatch unsatisfied. Saddle up, fellas, and enjoy some of the most dynamic pussy-stretching porn on the ‘net.