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Submit Your Bitch
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Submit Your Bitch review

Category 18 - 24, Alt.Porn

Price

$4.95/2 Days-Limited

$29.95/Month

If you really love your girlfriend and hold no one else above her, not even that 19-year-old Latina college girl studying across from your table at Starbucks right now, then why not submit your sweetheart to Submit Your Bitch, one of an ever-increasing number of user-submitted amateur girlfriend websites. Hosting a huge archive of stripping, masturbating, and straight-up fucking scenes, all of them allegedly homemade productions starring genuine everyday amateur hotties, Submit Your Bitch might soon have you convinced that your girl belongs right alongside its models. (Just make sure her dad never finds out.)

Score

Quality 8
Design 9
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 6
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 1
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 6
Overall Score 70

Videos

Number of movies 448+
Average length 15 min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

Flash (720x400)

Flash (640x480)

Photos

Pic sets
Pics per set
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Feeling the need to get revenge on an ex who gone and done you wrong is perfectly natural. Actually managing to achieve closure through plotting, planning, and aggressively attempting to fuck her over in some way, well that’s heading into a rather grey area. They say that living well is the best revenge, but what about flippantly tossing the nude photos she sent you during your 21st Century courtship in the direction of an instant online audience of horny teen guys and dirty old men? If you’ve got the unshakable desire to humiliate your one-time lover, embarrassing her so harshly she’ll never look at a digital camera the same way again, you might as well Submit Your Bitch. Thousands of men have sent images of their naked girlfriends to hundreds of websites, but Submit Your Bitch is the only one I can recall sporting such intense language in its title. Asking its members and visitors to consider handing over the goods for a chance at $1,000, Submit Your Bitch seems to be pushing the nude ex-girlfriend pseudo-genre to its logical conclusion: full-blown hardcore sex like the celebrities do it. The videos held here, dear readers, are like the sex tapes of Paris, Pam, Kim, and, yes, even Chyna, in that they’re handheld recordings of weekends by the beach, a lazy Sunday morning at home in bed, and hotel room antics after a hot night on the town. Promising “100% real” submissions, “not bullshit stolen pics or videos”, a membership to Submit Your Bitch sets you back $29.95 a month, but your ex-girlfriend’s reputation back years.

Pros:
You might think your girlfriend is the hottest, but the girls featured in Submit Your Bitch episodes could very well threaten your confidence. These young ladies come from all over the world (though there seems to be a heavy latina contingent) and have cute faces and hot bodies, showing you that, yeah, maybe the grass is greener.

Many user-submitted amateur sites are limited to showing stripteases, masturbation, and maybe a bit of oral. Thankfully, that’s not the case here at Submit Your Bitch, where you’ll see anal, facials, and even a few bouts of group sex.

Updates arrive on Submit Your Bitch’s homepage every week and on occasion you’ll even find a double-update. The collection already online is quite impressive and offers nearly 450 scenes, much of it apparently exclusive to this site.

Cons:
Photo galleries are merely screencaps grabbed straight from the videos included in each scene update, rendering them supplemental material at best, completely disposable at worst.

None of the videos online at Submit Your Bitch can be downloaded and kept for your own private offline use. All members are forced to stream each video from their browser window and, while the videos can look quite good, the quality is not high enough to satisfy current expectations.

Is that professional pornographic actress Tanner Mayes that I see sucking dick on the supposedly amateur Submit Your Bitch? And what’s the deal with all these supposedly amateur girls that look like Victoria’s Secret models? Man, just when I was starting to believe Submit Your Bitch’s claims of authenticity, too...

Watermarks are attached to most of Submit Your Bitch’s content and on the videos the watermark points not to Submit Your Bitch’s url, but that of My GF, another “amateur girlfriends” site created and operated by the same people as this one. Are these two sites sharing content? I guess I’ll just have to review My GF and find out!

Conclusion:
Submit Your Bitch is fairly typical of most amateur girlfriend websites, in ways both positive and negative. Positively, the content is unapologetically DIY and feels very much like the work of a loving (or at least lusting) couple shooting their own homemade porno just for the thrill of it. There’s a large collection of unfortunately non-downloadable content here, and I’m afraid it doesn’t appear to be exclusive, for the most part, with dozens of scenes even being so blatant as to wear the watermark of another website proudly in the bottom-right corner of their frames. Should there be some kind of mass revision of Submit Your Bitch’s content, cutting down on the borrowed stuff and only offering exclusive videos, the site’s worth would be greatly improved. It still is, however, an extremely fun and voyeuristic way to get off, though, and that can’t be said of all amateur sites.

 

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