Taboo Tug Jobs review

Taboo Tug Jobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/30/2014

Overview:
As the handjob is often the sexual activity involving our penises and another person that we men, as young bucks, first encounter on our path to manhood, it's often taken for granted and assumed to be a mere rest stop on the route to more satisfying stimulation. Fuck that! Considering you're probably considering giving yourself a hand right about now, why not amplify the experience with some of the most salacious and scandalous manual stimulation the porn world has to offer? Not content with grabbing a girl and paying her to stroke the seed from some dude, Taboo Tug Jobs places a horny guy in the company of a woman he really shouldn't be messing with. Whether it's his step-sister, step-mother, or step-daughter kneeling before him with a cheeky grin, it's so socially unacceptable as to be totally scorching fucking hot! And, for $39.95, you can buy yourself an unlimited one-month pass to Taboo Tug Jobs and every single sordid stroking it features. Live shows are also on the cards, giving you the chance to indulge in some serious carnality in precious real-time! But do you really want to imagine your step-sister, that fucking brat, grabbing your nuts? Do your fantasies require a condescending maternal figure teasing your dick with her painted lips? Do you, dear brother/father/son, feel the need for a more familiar sexual encounter? If so, Taboo Tug Jobs could serve you well or drive you to the brink of sexual frustration, devoid as it seems of actual sex ('cause that'd be weird, I guess). It's a strange world, isn't it?

Pros:
Pseudo-incest has grown in popularity of late as porno fans search for remaining taboos to shatter and new ways to inspire erections. Taboo Tug Jobs, as part of Fetish Network, was always going to be kinky, but being solely concerned with handjobs (and a little fellatio) from the step-moms, step-sisters, and step-daughters of the receivers places Taboo Tug Jobs on another level of depravity altogether.

Like many other Fetish Network sites, Taboo Tug Jobs now offers its movies in High Definition formats. At their best, these HD movies look quite good in 1080p HD frames (among other sizes) and can be both streamed and downloaded.

While they're not treated especially well by the Taboo Tug Jobs webmasters (which I'll get to in a moment), the models doing the stroking and dirty-talking here include leather-clad dommes, denim-kitted degenerates, teen besties, doting mothers, and pornstars like Devon James and Kaylynn.

Updates arrive at the Taboo Tug Jobs homepage every Wednesday, giving members something new every week. And, although its monthly cost is quite high, a Taboo Tug Jobs membership is well worth it, if only for the incredible Fetish Network access all members are granted. Over 60 websites from Sexual Disgrace and Pain Vixens to Amateur Trampling and Smother Sluts will be at your disposal.

Cons:
Some scenes incorporate some light genital-on-genital rubbing and teasing, but most of Taboo Tug Jobs scenes are exactly that: tug jobs (or handjobs, if you prefer) with only a little licking and sucking thrown in for good measure. If you want to see these ladies fucked, you'll be left wanting.

Almost without exception, Taboo Tug Jobs' image galleries contain screencaps and not photographs - what a pity, too! Photos would provide potentially hyper-intense stills that stare straight into the women's' eyes as they tease and taunt and stroke their victims, conquests, and taboo-smashing step-relatives to messy completion. It was simply not to be, I guess.

Video quality varies wildly from scene-to-scene and leaves Taboo Tug Jobs, which claims to hold only exclusive content, feeling like it has been assembled from four or five other handjob sites. We can only hope the masters are in good shape and may eventually be up-converted and re-compressed in proper HD formats (read: HD that looks like HD).

There's no particular 'type' to Taboo Tug Jobs' women: they range from very heavy African American BBWs to tiny blonde teens to mother-daughter duos sharing a sexually educational moment together. As such, there's bound to be plenty of scenes that won't appeal to you at all.

Conclusion:
Like most still-active Fetish Network sites, Taboo Tug Jobs sports a modest archive of largely unimpressive High Definition movies but packs a significant sexual punch with its illicit handjob and blowjob scenes. Usually sticking with a CFNM (clothed female, naked male) setup, this site gives us the chance to vicariously engage in activities that, if they were real and known, would get us booted not only from our families, but probably from work, church, school, and social circles, too. So taboo! The HD videos seen here range from good to pretty damn poor and lack a consistent look or style. The models also range from, well, very attractive to questionably so, so you're likely to end up skipping a whole bunch of scenes whose stars don't interest or arouse you. The more promising scenes do deliver, though, and the dirty talking, clothed flirtation, and suggestive mid-stroke comments will certainly appeal to those who find handjob porn exciting but feel it lacks kinkiness. Taboo Tug Jobs might not amount to all that much and will definitely leave you dependent on your free Fetish Network access, but those it will strongly appeal to should be fairly pleased by the utter depravity (however physically sedate) taking place.