Teen Pink Videos review

Mr. Pink’s review of Teen Pink Videos
Review Date - 07/14/2011

Overview:
You know what’s better than a hot 18 year-old girl that might, just might possible allow you to penetrate the sanctity of her snatch? Why, a hot 18 year-old girl that will definitely allow you to, and in fact will insist that you do, penetrate said snatch. Where can you find such girls? At Teen Pink Videos, of course. As far as first impressions go, Teen Pink Videos is about as subtle as a stereotypical street walker leaning into a BMW to “ask for a light”. The tour page to this online orgy of 18 year-old poon talks of boy/girl, girl/girl, and solo scenes starring teen pornstars like Taylor Thomas and Capri Anderson, and the previews only heighten the arousal such boasts bring. Girls no older than 23 grace the tour pages of Teen Pink Videos on all fours waiting to be pounded, with a thick cock firmly gripped between two lips, experimenting with a studded dildo, attempting anal penetration, and even sharing their men with girlfriends. Entering this haven of hardcore will cost you $24.95 a month or there’s a three-day limited trial that only costs one dollar, leaving you little reason to delay the inevitable any longer. Before you jump into anything, though, you’d better hear Mr. Pink’s side of the story.

Pros:
Filled to the brim with adorable teen models who prove to be extremely comfortable with their bodies and their sexualities, Teen Pink Videos is home to such stunning examples of burgeoning adult femininity as Veronique Vega, Aneta Keys, Dawn Blue, Eva Ellington, and Isobel Rivera.

Updating every day but Sunday, Teen Pink Videos brings you a huge amount of new porn every month, adding to its already large archive of more than 1,000 scenes and galleries. There’s plenty to enjoy here, and most fans of hardcore teen porn should be thrilled.

Many teen-centric adult websites present their models in softcore or only very light hardcore situations. Teen Pink Videos, however, throws their girls into the thick of it and shoots them getting themselves, each other, and a lucky gang of male companions off. There’s even some fairly brutal dildo penetrations and group sex content here!

With a clean and complimentary design that uses a flower motif to frame the scene and model selections, Teen Pink Videos is a well laid-out website.

Cons:
The “Bonus” page featured on Teen Pink Videos’ main menu bar only leads to discounted membership offers for third-party adult websites, nothing that’s actually free or could be considered a legitimate bonus. This is most certainly a bummer, man.

Teen Pink Videos members may be disappointed to find very little eroticism or romanticism in the sites scenes. Flat lighting might show off every millimeter of flesh on a particular model, but it doesn’t exactly do wonders for your erotic imagination, does it?

Before you throw yourself headfirst into Teen Pink Videos, be aware that navigation isn’t as smooth as you might hope. A few additional features, namely category tags and index as well as a page dedicated to listing every photo gallery held on these servers (an obvious inclusion strangely omitted), are need before the site is as functional as it should be.

While the rest of the Internet engages in a video format war of epic High Definition proportions (and resolutions), Teen Pink Videos seems strangely content to host videos no larger than 720x480 pixels even as photos impress at 1600px. Sure, these videos are an improvement over the previously dominant 640x480 frames, but not by much.

Conclusion:
Having been online since late 2003, Teen Pink Videos has had a long time to get itself firmly established and has even executed a site-wide overhaul that has been labeled Teen Pink Videos v2.0. Although there is a very impressive archive in place, an equally appealing roster of teen models both popular and unknown from around the world, and some of the hardest hardcore you’re likely to see on a site framed with a bouquet of flowers, there’s still some work that needs to be done in order for Teen Pink Videos to achieve its full potential. As it currently stands, though, this is by no means a bad site. The necessary revisions are comparatively minor and when held against scenes of pure sexual delight, they matter very little.