Teen Thais review

Teen Thais review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/08/2015

Overview:
Ah, Thailand! Land of enchantment, natural splendor, spiritual awakenings, and some of the most beautiful and most petite ladies in all of Asia. Thailand might be one of Southeast Asia's most visited countries and most celebrated cultures (not to mention the food!) but it's not just the kind of SFW (safe-for-work) activities you find discussed in magazines and on tourism blogs that brings foreigners, Western men especially, to Thailand. It's also the loose 'n' lusty women! Teen Thais follows the sexual adventures of a guy visiting Thailand for the sole purpose of sliding his dick into the tightest, freshest teenage (but fully legal, of course) Thai pussies and filming every scorching hot moment for his fans and followers online. Teen Thais promises its members, who pay $29.95 for access each month, "crystal clear" HD videos, fast downloads, daily updates, a huge helping of bonus content, and, of course, the hottest hardcore romps with Thai hotties you'll find online. Does the site measure up to its own high standards, though, or is it just another exploitative advertisement for sex tourism? Short of flying to Thailand (or wherever Teen Thais HQ is) and conducting a thorough investigation, we here at Mr. Pink's decided the best thing to do was try Teen Thais for ourselves and see if this relatively new upstart Asian hardcore site delivers the goods as impressively as Thailand's hottest hotties do.

Pros:
The titular youthful babes of Teen Thais might have strange names - Beer, Nice, Silky, Pui, Manny, Niche, and "Natalie" (if that is her real name) - but they're incredibly foxy young women whose enthusiasm for sex is beaten only by their incredibly petite bodies. Most struggle to accommodate the average-to-above-average-sized penises of our hosts but manage to not only get off on the struggle but thoroughly enjoy each meeting.

You might not think teenage Thai women would be down for debauched sex with white foreigners, but you'd be wrong. Posing for the camera wearing skimpy outfits, lingerie, and wide smiles, most of the girls flirt with their viewers before seducing their partners or accepting their advances. Hell, one girl, Som, even offers her fella a 'Come hither' gesture before pleading "You give me a baby, yes? I want baby."

Shot in High Definition formats and available for streaming and downloading in 540p and 1080p resolutions, Teen Thais' videos are, as promised, crystal clear and provide great detail-heavy shots of the small but energetic bodies thrashing around and taking dick on your small screen. Photo galleries accompany every scene and serve up 2048px pictures online and in zip downloads.

Teen Thai members also receive access to Japan HDV, My Cute Asian, AV Idolz, Asians Bondage, JAV HQ, and Brutal Asia, all at no extra charge. Ranging from anal-heavy slammings of Asian American pornstars to masturbating Japanese AV idols, restrained Asian hotties, and all the amateur Asian sexiness you can handle.

Cons:
Most Teen Thai scenes offer the same basic sexual activities as each other, creating a fairly repetitive collection that could use some variety. Perhaps s a few outdoor shoots, a few more threesomes, and maybe even the occasional solo or girl-on-girl shoot could add some range to this site.

Nothing new has been added to Teen Thais' archive since late April 2015, leaving fans waiting anxiously for another update that doesn't appear to be coming. Teen Thais was once updated three-to-four times each week, but now that schedule's a distant memory.

Holding a very small archive of only 37 scenes, Teen Thais badly needs a prompt injection of new content before would-be members shuffle off in search of a more plentiful Thai-themed site, of which there are dozens.

Conclusion:
Without the supplied network access, Teen Thais wouldn't have much to offer its members at all. Holding just 37 scenes and their accompanying galleries at the time of writing, this collection may be exclusive and original, but it's definitely lacking in numbers. The sex you'll be watching should you become a Teen Thais member is quite hot with the petite little minxes wriggling around very sexily on their partnered cocks. And videos look good, too, reaching 1080p and 540p HD resolutions in online streams and downloadable MP4s. Photo galleries are also good-looking in their 2048px frames (online or zipped), but there's simply not enough content nor any sign of forthcoming updates to keep current members happy and have would-be members parting with thirty bucks. Teen Thais has a lot of work to do before it's anything more than a brief sideline entertainment hanging around the more plentiful and better established network sites.