Tera Patrick review

By the beginning of 2011, Tera Patrick had become a worldwide sexual sensation, quit fucking on camera, begun hosting a Playboy TV show called School of Sex, finalized the divorce between herself and her ex-husband Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a.: Spyder Jonez), published a biography entitled Sinner Takes All, and entered both the AVN and F.A.M.E. Halls of Fame. Although it appears to be run by Fame Dollars, not by Ms. Patrick herself, Tera Patrick dot com still seems to be the best place to get all the latest scenes, both hardcore and soft, of Ms. Patrick showing off her incredible body and eagerness to catch whatever shaft of spotlight she can. Even though the tour pages are riddled with bothersome advertising graphics - few pornstars can fill a merch table like Tera - there’s so much delectable flesh on display here you’ll soon be aiming for the sign-up page and considering throwing down the required $29.95 monthly membership fee just to get a more well-rounded taste of one of porn’s most notorious women. Is it all worth it or is the unrelenting Tera Patrick Media Machine™ about to snare another victim? Mr. Pink’s, as usual, has all the answers.

Pros:
If there’s one thing about Tera Patrick that can’t be denied, it’s that Tera Patrick is one hell of a fuckable woman; at least physically. With her 36DD breasts leading the charge, Tera’s body is on full display here, enticing you into watching videos of her stripping, posing, and engaging in various sexual activities, all of which you’d give your left nut to be involved in.

There’s a solid collection of content held here: over 350 items each in both the photo and video archives. Although updates seem to be on a somewhat unstable schedule (more on that later), there’s still a healthy collection that’s being updated regularly enough to still be considered alive and well.

The Fanclub and News pages offer insight into Ms. Patrick’s professional and private comings and goings with journal entries, an interview, Q&As, a detailed biography, advice column, filmography, and candid photo and video content of Tera on the job. Mix that with the softcore and hardcore content of the main archive, and you’ve got a well-rounded pornstar experience.

Members of Tera Patrick also enjoy free unlimited access to every other site on the Fame Digital network, from Devil’s Film and Silverstone DVD to Peter North, Rocco Siffredi, and Silvia Saint’s websites. Not only do you get 18 other sites to enjoy, if you sign up through Mr. Pink’s, you’ll also receive a $15 dollar discount off your membership!

Cons:
With 357 scenes online, you’d expect most of them to involve Tera Patrick, right? Well, a large percentage, I’m sorry to say, do not. Although pulled from DVDs that feature Tera in a starring role, more than 200 scenes remain devoid of Ms. Patrick’s presence.

Although a handful of newer scenes are emblazoned with the two most thrilling letters in the pornography lexicon, H and D, none of these scenes are actually presented in High Definition formats; they are streaming-only and peak at a resolution of 960x540, which is hardly 720p or 1080p.

Likewise, image quality leaves some room for upgrading, only hitting 950x633 pixels. While these galleries do present Tera in a flattering light and show off her ample physical assets, they also seem to belong to a bygone era; one when Tera was more active in porn; one when 1000px images were but a dream.

Server performance seems to have improved since last time Mr. Pink took a look at Tera Patrick’s website, but it’s still fairly sluggish. This issue doesn’t just frustrate Tera’s fans, but anyone using the Fame Digital network, and it’d be great to see it permanently resolved.

Conclusion:
Now that Tera Patrick has moved on to greener pastures and has given up performing in adult movies, apparently for good, you might wonder why anyone in their right mind would purchase a membership to her official website. Well, there’s a solid archive of Tera-infused smut, both softcore and hardore, both straight and lesbian, online here in photo and video formats, and where else can Teraphiles get their fix of their incredibly lascivious and powerfully sexy idol, but at her official site. Although the resolution of both photos and videos could stand to be increased to High Definition levels, everything still looks very good here and shows off Tera’s incredible body to maximum effect. Unfortunately, Tera’s semiretirement means updates will only get more sporadic, which puts Tera Patrick dot com on a rather uncertain path and puts its future in question.