Thainee review

Mr. Pink’s review of Thainee
Review Date - 09/20/2011

Overview:
Billed as “the smallest hardcore Asian teen on the planet,” Thainee is 72 lb 18-year-old girl from Udon Thani, now living in Pattaya and, with the help of her nameless American boyfriend, making a name for herself as the most dynamic and vivacious pornstar in all of Southeast Asia, and in such a tiny package, no less! Declaring that she’s sexually submissive but really loves to fuck and that she prefers a man who can “throw [her] around like [a] little rag doll,” Thainee’s sure to be a hit with those of you who fantasize about dominating such a girl. Promising high-res photos and videos in both streaming and downloadable formats that deliver hardcore action shot entirely in Asia, Thainee’s site certainly looks unique. Costing $29.95 per month, your Thainee membership also gives you access to this itty-bitty babe’s private journal, behind-the-scenes galleries, wallpapers, a collection of monthly e-zine covers (whatever they are), and free access to a selection of bonus sites purportedly belonging to Thainee’s “real friends.” Well, folks, when there’s a cock-hungry Thai babe this adorable staring you in the face, why waste time? Let’s open up Thainee (the site, that is) and see what’s what!

Pros:
Thainee herself is clearly her site’s greatest asset. Her ass is barely wider than a $10 bill, she shows proof of weighing just 32.9 kilos, and she loves getting all dressed up in a wide variety of outfits both sophisticated and garishly cutesy.

Thainee’s collection of exclusive photo and video content is generally very exciting, especially for those of you who fancy more submissive girls. When she’s not posing in various states of undress or pleasuring herself with her fingers or a toy, Thainee sucks and fucks her boyfriend, usually in POV-style scenes, with definite sensuality.

Although her videos do not yet reach High Definition resolutions, Thainee’s content still looks quite good. Scenes are available in streaming and downloadable forms with the latter hitting a peak of 720x480 pixels. Photo content now routinely reaches 1200px and also looks quite good, offering detailed, dynamic shots of Thainee.

The included collection of candid and behind-the-scenes photo galleries is a great bonus to members as provides them with scenes of Thainee traveling around Asia and apparently enjoying herself a great deal. Also offered are five bonus sites, all of them Thai-focused: Lulu Sex Bomb, Submit Your Thai, Thai Girls Wild, Tailynn, and Tussinee.

Cons:
For a site that has been around for four years now, Thainee’s online base doesn’t really offer a sufficient amount of content. There are still less than 100 videos online and updates tend to be a tad erratic, arriving between two and four times a month. It’d be great to see this schedule ironed out.

Scouring the ‘net for reactions and responses to Thainee from past members, I found numerous reports that detailed the essentially nonexistent customer support. Many users complained of having their access denied after downloading meagre amounts of data and all email inquiries left unanswered.

Some of the bonus content mentioned on the tour pages - specifically the desktop wallpapers and Thainee’s personal diary entries - are conspicuously absent from the members area. Some fans may feel this is no great loss, but others will see it as the gradually degradation of a once thriving set of bonuses.

Conclusion:
When you’ve got a girl as appealing as Thainee - she’s small, horny, cute, and Asian - it’s gotta be a pretty easy task making her a hit on the Internet. All you’ve got to do is keep up with the times and throw new content online with regularity. These areas, though, are the ones in which this otherwise fantastically thrilling Asian teen site falters. No HD video content has yet been added and updates are still arriving on a frequent but somewhat erratic schedule, preventing the archive from reaching the size four years of activity would usually bring. Still, Thainee is rather unique in the hardcore porn world - you won’t find many (if any) other pornstars that weigh only 39 kilos and have fucked their way through most of Southeast Asia, documenting every sordid detail for online exhibition. If you like your women small, submissive, and extremely tight-bodied, Thainee is a must-see.