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Calling your new adult website 'The Art Porn' opens the site and its creator up to accusations of pretension that could ruin what might've been a great thing. With very few scenes currently online but promises of more keeping spirits afloat, The Art Porn struggles to find its footing in these, the early days of what could be a long and very fruitful life. With HD videos looking great from scene-to-scene and some very pretty amateur European babes indulging in some cock-play you'll certainly be interested in, The Art Porn promises much but has yet to really deliver.

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 4
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 76

Videos

Number of movies 33+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

M4V (768x432)

Photos

Pic sets 33+
Pics per set 100
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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The Art Porn review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/21/2013

Overview:
Porn and art have never sat comfortably next to each other in the minds of most people, people who insist porn, as essentially primitive sexual stimulation, cannot be compared to the works of Tarkovsky, Fellini, Lange, or Arbus. Here's a website, however, that flies in the face of such narrow-mindedness and instead encourages a meeting of artistic and pornographic sensibilities for what we can only hope is an interesting and original take on hardcore porn. A fairly simple premise is in place here, or so it seems from the outside, but perhaps The Art Porn is holding back its most adventurous content. Perhaps there's a Pollock-inspired dripped-body-paint scene around the corner or something shot by a Kurosawa wannabe. You never know what your $34.95-per-month will get you at The Art Porn; or, more to the point, you won't know what your $34.95-per-month will get you at The Art Porn until you've read the full lowdown from Mr. Pink's.

Pros:
Filled with beautiful young European models hailing from Hungary, Russia, Romania, and the Czech Republic, The Art Porn will certainly appeal to those that like the objects of their attraction to have slim waists, weighty chests, compact asses, and very pretty faces.

The girls and their partners get up to all kinds of saucy mischief here at The Art Porn. Although primarily focusing fairly straightforward one-on-one sex, threesomes and groups do make an appearance from time to time, as does facial ejaculation, deep-throat fellatio, and some light spanking and roughhousing.

The Art Porn has clearly paid attention to advances in video encoding and delivers impressive High Definition videos at 1080p and 720p resolutions. Downloadable in MP4 and M4V formats, these videos bring clear, detailed images to viewers' screens, as do the 1600px images tucked away in the photo galleries.

If you've been holding out for a Europorn site that blends eroticism and hardcore fucking in an attractive, arousing package, The Art Porn is exactly that. If you've been waiting for such a site that costs less than twenty dollars a month, The Art Porn, thanks to Mr. Pink's discount plan, is that too, costing only $19.95 per month.

Cons:
Try as they might to convince visitors to become members of their fledgling adult emporium, the folks behind The Art Porn could instead focus on stocking the archive with more than 33 scenes! Updates (though undated) are likely still arriving, but it'll take quite some time to reach an adequate collection size here.

The name 'The Art Porn' is problematic and hints at an issue that ends up plaguing The Art Porn's English-speaking viewers: evidence of such a weak command of English is strewn throughout the site, from menu titles to scene descriptions, to translated comments by performers, very rarely is English used well here.

An unfortunately bland lighting and shooting style renders everything The Art Porn produces in that same hazy, pastel-hued style we've already seen a million times before in the European porn world.

Advertising banners and graphics litter plenty of adult websites, clogging up your browsing and distracting from the featured content. At The Art Porn, advertising isn't over-abundant, but it is poorly placed and obnoxious. A banner sits at the top of most The Art Porn pages and directs to (via scrolling filmstrip) to various WTF Pass sites in a truly annoying manner.

The Art Porn provides only one video streaming option and although it looks pretty decent, it doesn't compete with either of the two downloadable HD formats. Adding an adjustable streaming player would be the logical upgrade and even if The Art Porn added it tomorrow, it's be much later to the game than most adult video sites of note.

Conclusion:
Without bringing in the question of pretentiousness in porn, it's fair to say that while The Art Porn might take its name quite seriously, we don't have to. Any adult website treating smut like fine art needs to present top-quality video and photo content, an array of fetching performers, and sex more thrilling than what most of us experience every week (if we're lucky), but it also needs plenty of that same porn to stock its archives. The Art Porn currently holds only 33 scenes and, while they might be exclusive and very entertaining teen Europorn scenes, they're not enough to keep most porn fans content for very long. In time I'm sure The Art Porn will be far more satisfying than it is currently. And I can't wait to revisit it when such a time arrives.

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