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The Classic Porn review

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Instead of trying to keep up to date with who's just had new implants installed, who's attempting to follow Jenna Jameson into the mainstream, which fresh-faced starlet is already giving up the rear passage, or how many tattoos a particular star has had inked in order to stay "relevant", the folks behind The Classic Porn know that the greatest porn films ever made were made in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. With a cavalcade of the most influential and infamous performers in porno history, this retro-styled site brings you the hottest fucking from the hottest performers of days gone by, some of whom are still around today. If you never had a chance to see what porn used to be like, The Classic Porn can be your own personal smut-serving portal into the greatest ever era in adult entertainment.

Score

Quality 8
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 9
Content amount 10
Money value 10
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 4
Appeal 9
Overall Score 83

Videos

Number of movies 1830+
Average length 50 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (640x480)

Photos

Pic sets 38
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks NO
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The Classic Porn review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/06/2012

Overview:
As great as the contemporary porn scene is - if Asa Akira, London Keyes, and Holly Michaels taking it in the ass with unrepentant glee isn't proof of its greatness, I don't know what is - it has absolutely nothing on the famed Golden Age of Porn. Taking place between the late-1960s and the early-to-mid-80s, porn's Golden Age saw the rise of explicit adult films into the mainstream pop-culture thanks to titles like Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas, and, most famously, Deep Throat. It is generally accepted that the Golden Age died a few years before John Holmes (1944-1988), but its spirit lives on in dusty broom closets, padlocked trunks, and on websites such as The Classic Porn. Hosting a massive collection of adult titles from decades past, The Classic Porn has since 2008 been the premiere destination for those seeking a portal to the pornographic past. One quick look at its tour pages and porn fans will be in retro heaven; Nina Hartley, Honey Wilder, Candida Royalle, Christy Canyon, and plenty others pose seductively and entice new visitors to join the ranks of existing members, who are most likely pretty damn pleased with what their $19.95 has given them access to. If not, oh well, I guess they'll just have to invent a time machine and buy this brilliantly enjoyable Golden Age smut on first release. (Yeah, good luck with that, naysayers!)

Pros:
Few private collections could be as fruitful as The Classic Porn's archive of Golden Age adult movies. From the most legendary titles in porno history to lesser known, but equally impressive, movies like Anal Annie Just Can't Say No, Educating Nina, and, one of the first pornos this reviewer ever saw, White Trash Black Splash. The Golden Age wasn't any less debaucherous than the current era, either, so expect tons of top-notch hardcore frivolity here.

What a cavalcade of stars! Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn Allen, Vanessa Del Rio, Marilyn Jess, Bridgette Monet, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, and the infamous Traci Lords represent for the fairer sex while Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Billy Dee, and Randy West lead the charge from the men's room to the film set. Not only are these great adult stars online here at The Classic Porn, but they're outfitted with detailed bios and, in most cases, a photo gallery.

A new adult movie is added to The Classic Porn's archives every day of the week; a steady schedule that has had no interruptions as far as this reviewer can see. These new titles add, of course, to the existing collection that is now nearing the 2,000-movie mark. That's a hell of a lot of classic smut, y'all!

And, as if the main collection wasn't enough, the folks behind The Classic Porn have been kind enough to provide all their devoted members with access to three other websites - Classic Porn Scenes, Retro Porn Archive, and Gay The Classic Porn - as well as to collections of classic Japanese adult titles and the greatest works of two of porn's greatest studios, Caballero Classics and Heatwave Classics, at no extra cost.

Cons:
The vast majority of titles in The Classic Porn's archive are presented as full-length feature films and have not been split into individual scenes. This makes it rather hard to efficiently locate exactly the scene you desire. Yes, you can scrub along the timeline of any streaming video, but as most titles run about an hour long, that's a lot of scrubbing!

Coming from a wide variety of sources - 8mm, Super8, 16mm, Super16, VHS, BetaCam, and even 35mm - the hundreds of titles held at The Classic Porn vary in visual quality a great deal; some have been transfered to the digital realm quite well while others look very, very poor. Considering what has been done with terrible prints of dramatic films in recent years, it's not out of the question that a more conscientious and detail-oriented video transferrer working in High Definition could produce something comparatively miraculous.

Ah, remember porno music of yesteryear and how delightfully cheesy it sounded as you beat off into your gym sock? Well, that ironic, kitschy element to these classic titles will only be amusing for so long. It'll soon become annoying, tiresome, cringe worthy; anything but arousing. The shooting style so commonly used in classic porn can also be somewhat frustrating, concentrating as it does on close-ups that make it difficult to determine what exactly is going on at any given time

Conclusion:
When an adult site is as focused on and dedicated to its ascribed niche as The Classic Porn is to the Golden Age of adult entertainment, it's a surefire winner. Of course, this is not at all a perfect site - none are, really - but the huge collection, daily updates, the roster of incredible superstars, and some of the most lauded pornographic works of all time more than make up for any missteps the webmasters may have made. The video content often doesn't look too hot and the inclusion of plenty of '90s porn makes the "Golden Age" seem far more all-encompassing than it was in actuality, but we're given the chance to enjoy a hell of a lot of premium porno from days gone by thanks to one solitary website. It used to be that we'd have to sneak into the den or garage or closet and dig around for our dad's, brother's, uncle's, or friend's VHS tapes, but those days are lone gone now that The Classic Porn is continuing its reign over most every other retro porn site on the 'net.

The faces you’ll recognize as these two blondes go for the lesbian lust for creaming passion
Retro porn brings cock to nipple rubbing with shots of semen dripping down her flat belly
Dressed in black lace lingerie, blonde is getting the attention of dueling dicks in threesome
Looking so prim and proper, this blonde shows her naughty side while giving hot blowjob
Cocks from all directions, Ginger Lynn laps her tongue over the thick heads and long shafts

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