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Total Hentai

Total Hentai review

Category Toons - Anime, Discount site

Price

$14.95/Month

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Porn can get fairly boring if you watch it every day, like I do. Hot women are still hot and well-endowed men are still well-endowed, but after repeated viewings, something really seems to lessen that excitement you used to get from watching a great anal scene. Hentai - a Japanese form of surrealistic animated pornography - is here to save you! With a fairly small archive of non-exclusive content, Total Hentai is far from the ultimate US-run hentai website (as it claims on the tour page), but there’s bound to be something you get out of a visit, even if it’s just a new appreciation for tentacle porn.

Score

Quality 7
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 1
Content amount 5
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 4
Appeal 4
Overall Score 55

Videos

Number of movies 88+
Average length 20 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (640x480)

RM (320x240)

Photos

Pic sets 0
Pics per set 0
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks NO
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Intro:
Hentai, for those of you still ignorant of this unique form of adult entertainment, is a compound of two Japanese words, hen (meaning ‘weird’ or ‘strange’) and tai (meaning ‘appearance’) that generally is taken to mean ‘sexually perverted’ in the common lexicon. You know the Japanese; they’re always developing some weird form of repressed yet sexually adventurous material. Hentai is simply the latest in a long line. Long thought the domain of horny anime and manga geeks, Hentai has recently welcomed a more mainstream audience, mostly through the Internet. Depicting illustrated, cartoonish, or animated sex scenes, often with a surreal or sci-fi slant, Hentai is to mainstream porn what The Wizard of Oz was to Tennessee Williams. Total Hentai, a site that resides comfortably on the New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) network, offers a hentai experience to presumably unfamiliar porn fans who have sauntered on over for a look at how things are done in the cartoon studios of Japan. Claiming to host “the world’s most complete high quality Japanese hentai collection,” Total Hentai promises its prospective members traditional cell animation, CGI, and digitally assisted cartoon renderings of such incredible feats of superhuman sexuality, you’ll wonder what the fuck you’re even doing looking at them. Monster-cocked zombies fucking tiny teenage girls, tsunamis of ejaculate that strip the clothes from any woman unlucky enough to get in the way, beautiful princesses who have what can only be described as barely consesual intercourse with barely humanoid creatures...everything you’ve never imagined can be found here at Total Hentai.

Pros:
- Even if you’re not already a fan of hentai, you have to admit that this shit is pretty damn entertaining! It might not be something that you, personally, find arousing or want to use in a marathon strokefest, but watching fairies get nailed by gargantuan thri-dicked rabbitmen is about as absurdly enjoyable as porn can get.

- Some scenes come in two versions: English dubbed, and original Japanese language. If you’re in it for laughs, I suggest sticking with the English dub, but if you’re watching to have a chuckle while you release some of your extensive seminal backlog, the Japanese is probably less overtly hilarious.

- Prospective members of Total Hentai can now save ten dollars of the regular monthly fee by signing up through Mr. Pink’s. That’s $14.95 a month, folks! And you not only score the entirety of Total Hentai, but the rest of the 52-site (30 exclusive, 22 non-exclusive) New Sensations network.

Cons:
- If you’re at all interested in the stories behind the sex scenes, which isn’t anywhere near as absurd in Hentai as it is in mainstream adult entertainment, you may be disappointed to find many of Total Hentai’s scenes to be basically incoherent. Unfortunate edits often remove any exposition you may need and videos often seem to cover multiple characters and situations without any real sense of connectivity.

- None of the content available at Total Hentai is exclusive to the site, having been licensed from Japanese DVD releases. While that doesn’t necessarily make the scenes any less interesting, it does mean you could probably score a few cheap DVDs off of eBay and have a more rewarding experience, sexually and financially speaking.

- With only 88 videos hosted here, Total Hentai suffers from a lack of content. Now that updates seem to have stopped permanently - nothing new has been posted since June of last year; that’s almost 12 months ago - there’s little reason to see Total Hentai as anything but filler on the New Sensations network.

Conclusion:
Total Hentai, if it lived up to the promises made by the webmasters on the introductory and tour pages, would be a stellar addition to the New Sensations network. Instead it is only a moderately enjoyable, but less-than-thrilling way for existing New Sensations members to kill some time. With a paltry archive of inadequate quality Japanese cartoon sex scenes, no updates added within the last year, and a complete lack of exclusive content, there’s little reason to sign up to Total Hentai. If, however, you’re sufficiently interested in some of the other sites this network offers, then feel free to enjoy what little Total Hentai can give you; just don’t pass your entire subscription on this underdeveloped, undernourished site.

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