Twisted Mega Pass review

Mr. Pink’s review of Twisted Mega Pass
Review Date - 07/15/2011

Overview:
When sexuality gets experimental to the point of being labeled “twisted” by everyday society, you know it’s going to be fun and when an adult network is called Twisted Mega Pass, well, you’d better strap yourselves in for one scintillating journey through the debaucherous nature of human carnal congress. Offering combined access to nine websites for $29.87 per month, Twisted Mega Pass is certainly going to attract plenty of deviant devotees of the sexual black arts; and I’m sure the tour pages’ charcoal and metallic grey color scheme, accented by distressed text and background images, doesn’t hurt either. The eight sites you’re buying access to present hardcore fetish content that includes, but is certainly not limited to, fucking machines, torture devices, bondage, and plenty of other BDSM mainstays. Twisted Mega Pass, even at this early stage, looks quite new and undernourished, but all that could change inside the members’ area, so why don’t we saddle up, put on our games faces, and get nasty?

Pros:
With an exclusive collection of hardcore fetish scenes spread across nine niche websites (yep, nine; update the tour page, webmasters!), there’s quite a lot of variety to be seen here at Twisted Mega Pass. The nine websites - Twisted BDSM, Twisted BDSM Sex, Twisted BJs, Twisted Enemas, Twisted Femdom, Twisted Footjobs, Twisted Fucking Machines, Twisted Strapons, and Twisted Tickling - surely have something for every kink fan.

Some kink websites don’t bother to push the envelope. Twisted Mega Pass is different. With hardcore BDSM action and even some bizarrely brutal tickling scenes, it’s clear that the folks behind this site are indeed twisted. Luckily, that means those of you into some pretty hardcore shit will be pleased with their offerings.

Making your way around Twisted Mega Pass shouldn’t bring too many problems thanks to the feature-filled navigation system that provides you with your avenues of investigation. Clickable keyword tags are applied to all scenes and the straight-forward menu options give you plenty of freedom to roam without it being aimless.

Twisted Mega Pass has officially joined the ranks of BDSM site offering High Definition video. With 1280x720 pixel resolutions, the downloadable Flash formatted video option gives good quality imagery in a sizable frame.

Although the archive is unfortunately scant, Twisted Mega Pass is updating every day of the week, which is a sure sign of promise. Hopefully this very impressive update schedule doesn’t fade too quickly.

Cons:
Although they were promised on the tour pages and there’s even a menu link to a Photo page, no image galleries are hosted here on Twisted Mega Pass. What a shame, too - these scenes could use some additional viewpoints and the archive could sure use a boost.

With only 174 scenes hosted by Twisted Mega Pass, this is one miniscule network. Even though it’s still a fairly new site that is dealing in a niche area of the online porn market, such a small collection of content just doesn’t cut it these days.

Although the 1280x720 pixel Flash videos present more detail than the next best viewing option, they appear to be interlaced, up-converted encodes of smaller videos and, as a result, the picture tends to be quite noisy, causing a less than perfect rendering of the action.

There’s a fat guy that appears in most of Twisted Mega Pass’s bondage scenes and he’s quite off-putting. I’m not saying we need Kevin Sorbo or even Tommy Gunn in here, flexing their muscles and delivering discipline, but anyone would be better than someone who looks like the kind of guy who’d possibly rub chocolate on items at Ross Dress for Less just to get an extra 10% discount.

Conclusion:
Twisted Mega Pass might have only launched in the past two months, but already it has made a very strong statement of its intentions and, unlike many such websites, has actually begun to deliver on them. With nine exclusive websites, each one focusing on a slightly (or wildly) different idea of fetishism, this fledgling network covers all the major kink food groups - bondage, domination, humiliation, medical fetishism, and even tickling - well without yet being too thorough. Updates are arriving on a daily basis, which is great to see, but the archives are still fairly slim with just 174 scenes and not a single gallery online. Twisted Mega Pass could very well turn out to be one of the web’s premiere fetish networks and, though it’s not quite there yet, is well worth a look... if you’re into that kind of thing. No judgement here so feel free to let your freak flag fly high!