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UK Flashers review

Category Amateur, Europorn, Female Masturbation

Price

$29.95/Month

$74.95/90 Days

If you've struggled with an overwhelming urge to tear off your clothes and go galavanting around the public area wearing nothing but a cheeky grin, well, you're likely to find UK Flashers is right up your alley. Hosting an exclusive collection of photos and videos that prove the British are just as sexually perverse as people from any other country, UK Flashers takes you into the open air and gives you a glimpse, an exclusive glimpse at that, of average British babes showing the world their naked forms, urinating on public ground, and even masturbating so feverishly you just know some dude has his ears (and something else) pricked and paying attention. The site has its faire share of problems and issues, to be sure, but, there's really nothing quite like the feeling of fresh air on your bare skin. And there are really very few sites quite like UK Flashers.

Score

Quality 6
Design 4
Navigation 4
Updates 6
Content amount 7
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 4
Overall Score 64

Videos

Number of movies 49+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos NO
DRM Protection NO
Streaming NO
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

WMV (428x240)

RM (320x240)

Photos

Pic sets 218+
Pics per set 30
Zip sets YES
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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UK Flashers review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/13/2012

Overview:
That font of universal knowledge, Wikipedia informs us that the first recorded act of streaking (running naked through or in a public place or event) took place in London during an otherwise unremarkable Friday evening in 1799. The unnamed man was apprehended and quickly incarcerated after accepting a wager of ten guineas (more than USD $1000 today) to run naked from Cornhill to Cheapside. The English, then, have a long history of public nudity and UK Flashers is proof positive that this fun, fetishistic behavior hasn't gone the way of Thatcherism and Oasis, and still survives to this day. On its tour pages, UK Flashers boasts of "HI-Def Movies" [sic] and shocking nude pics snapped in some of the most public places in the United Kingdom. Covering simple flashing, streaking, public masturbation, pissing, and even disability porn! I always knew the Brits were kinky-as-fuck in their own weird way, but this takes the cake! Seeing a pink-haired woman take her wheelchair out for a spin and flash the camera, oblivious passers by, and eagle-eyed onlookers, now that's some out there exhibitionism! For $29.95 a month, you can have complete access to the UK Flashers archives, the best public nudity anyone staying at home with only a quietly whirring tower or laptop computer for company could ask for.

Pros:
Hosting nothing short of an exclusive collection of professional and homemade public exhibitionism porn, UK Flashers offers a unique look at the lifestyles of British women who just can't keep their fucking clothes on. They might be out shopping for groceries, having lunch on the banks of the Thames, or discussing the most recent royal wedding with friends at a cafe, then - BOOM - nudity.

Somewhat surprisingly, UK Flashers offers its members a substantial variety of content, not just the quick public exposures its title suggests. Sure, those flashes are here and they're lots of fun, but the content also extends to cover urination, public masturbation, BDSM and kink/fetish scenes, voyeurism, naturalism, and something called British Weather, which appears to just be a light but permanent drizzle.

The video content most recently added to UK Flashers' exclusive collection is offered in surprisingly impressive High Definition formats that reach 1280x720 pixel resolutions and look, uh, actually pretty damn good. Sure, it won't be winning any adult cinematography awards, but for impromptu scenes shot discreetly in public, they look great!

Cons:
There are a few performers and participants involved in UK Flashers that, when viewed next to the homegrown "talent" and obvious amateurs look like Pamela fucking Anderson. Ballooned breasts, bleached blonde hair, heavy makeup, fake tans... these sluts have the pornstar look down pat. Unfortunately, that doesn't jibe too well on a site built around inconspicuousness.

UK Flashers is by no means an expertly designed website. From its drab appearance to its needlessly circuituitous navigation system, complete with seemingly randomly changing main menu options, UK Flashers is quite a drag to browse, hell to search, and is just plain ugly to look at. Sorry, UK Flashers crew, but your site probably would've looked like shit in 1997, which means it definitely does now.

The vast majority of videos held by UK Flashers are not, in fact, delivered in High Definition formats. Most videos fall far short of the impressive 1280x720 pixel resolutions the latest scenes benefit from, and reach a comparably pissweak 428x240 or 320x240 pixels; sometimes they're even in Real Media format, of all things!

Many a site with an interesting premise and a decent range of styles and forms on display can still fall into the trap of hosting fairly repetitive content. There may be a wide variety of activities covered here, but there isn't exactly an abundance of non-flashing material here. It's very clear where UK Flashers' focus remains.

Conclusion:
Although there are few sites dealing exclusively in amateur public indecency, and even fewer going on to include urination and public masturbation, UK Flashers unfortunately falls significantly short of the standards required by this reviewer to encourage you, dear readers, to shell out the $29.95 required of you for a one-month stay here. Recent videos hit 720p HD, yes, but older formats are so weak they even come in Real Media video formats that nobody but the most technologically challenged old fogeys living in the middle of nowhere and still looking for the "any key" even considers using anymore. It's always tough to write a site like this off completely; it does have immense worth to its extremely limited audience, but even they are likely to be grossly disappointed in the poor execution of what could have been a thoroughly engaging and worthwhile niche venture.

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