Unlimited MILFs review

So, you dig MILFs. Those moms is hot stuff and you’re high on the list of their biggest fans. You hang around outside Curves, Whole Foods, and any open and affirming yoga studios in your area. You’ve scrapbooked (it’s a verb; ask a mom) photos of mature hotties like Mary Kay Place, Diane Keaton, and Marcia Gay Harden into quite a large beat-off folder. You’ve even taken a sideways glance at one or two of your aunties (the by-marriage ones, of course) at your family’s requisite summer get-together. You, good sir, are a dedicated fan of the MILF and given the chance you’d gladly swim through an ocean of mature beauties, naked writhing mature beauties, for days, if not weeks, on end. I can imagine your reaction to finally coming face-to-face with the tour pages of Unlimited MILFs. I can visualize your gaping maw as saliva delicately dribbles down your chin. I can see your eyes lingering on the slightly sagging racks and stretch-marked bellies of the featured models. The blood is flowing to your cock and you now know how to satiate your most primitive urges: with an Unlimited MILFs membership! It’ll set you back $24.95 a month, sure, but there’s no end to the joy such a thrilling online adventure through MILFdom can bring. Saddle up, cowboys, ‘cause these ladies sure know how to ride; they’ve been doing it since you were a wee little thing, after all.

Pros:
Everyone loves a hot middle-aged woman and, by George, Unlimited MILFs has a great assortment of all kinds of mature hotties for you to enjoy. Julia Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Sienna West, and Puma Swede are all here and ready to throw down with some lucky young buck for your entertainment.

They might have a decade or two on the likes of Lexi Belle and Jynx Maze, but the MILFs of Unlimited MILFs are showing no signs of slowing down once they’re over the hill. The sex on display here is as raucous and ribald, as juicy and jizz-inducing as any you’ll find on some random teen site, if not more so.

Now hitting High Def. heights of 1024x576 pixels, the video content available at Unlimited MILFs is a great step forward. Sure, they’re not 720p or 1080p, but these HD movies look and sound great, giving you a great view of the gorgeous mature hotties as they work their magic.

Updating once a week, on Tuesdays, Unlimited MILFs continues to expand and currently offers 190 scenes, all of them exclusive. Unlimited MILFs members don’t have to be content with that collection, though, as the entire Reel Pass/New Sensations network is available to all, even those who cruised in on the Mr. Pink-discounted $14.95 monthly membership wave.

Cons:
Sporting a model index that is reminiscent of a professional website circa 1994 isn’t exactly doing Unlimited MILFs any favors. Instead of a text-only, drop-down affair, how about a pictorial index with profiles, Q&As, and, I don’t know, other fun stuff, huh?

Although they sure do look mighty tasty at their current resolutions, it’d be great to see Unlimited MILFs’ commitment to High Definition videos move into the 720p and 1080p arenas. Photos, too, could use another boost. The better our views of these delicious mamas, the happier we’ll be!

As is often the case with adult sites that focus on older women, not all of Unlimited MILFs’ models are genuinely mature, often scraping by at the ages of 26 to 30. Sure, they could have squeezed out a squirt or two in that time, but they’re probably also sucking dick on a teen site somewhere.

Before you get too excited about Unlimited MILFs and its untouchably brilliant collection of mature hotties sucking, fucking, and spelunking their way to middle-career superstardom, take a look at the sites layout and design, would ya? Talk about fugly; talk about dated; talk about lacking in innovation; this site (and network) needs a full redesign.

Conclusion:
With a name like “Unlimited MILFs”, you might be expecting the be-all, end-all of mature porn sites. You would, however, be wrong. Unlimited MILFs isn’t the heavenly arena of ultimate cougar-starring smut it quite easily could be, for the reasons stated above. There is, though, a solid collection of very enjoyable hardcore growing here and those whose desire for MILF porn cannot be sated will certainly get a thrill or thirty out of Unlimited MILFs’ offerings. Once the archive has developed into something more substantial, the HD videos are matching the quality offered by competing sites, and the sites design is reworked into a more modern, user-friendly interface, there’ll be much cause for celebration among the MILF-loving online community. Until then, call this the pre-party.