Wierd Japan review

Intro:
Intentional misspellings are usually a crass attempt at drawing attention to an unworthy entity - see: Gangsta Grillz mix tapes, Silly Bandz, the word “tonite”, and any number of Internet user names or “handles” that incorporate not only bizarre spellings but also non-letter characters. Is that the motive behind the misspelled name of the website currently subjected to a Mr. Pink review? Was Wierd Japan’s intention to make the site seem unique when it is, in truth, rather mundane? Did the webmasters make one typo when translating from the Japanese and it somehow stuck, a la Donkey Kong (originally the much more sensible Monkey Kong)? Whatever the case, Wierd Japan presents Japanese porn that you’ve likely heard about but never actually seen with your own two, much envied “wide” eyes. From outdoor sex involving a tricycle to a man in a yellow cat costume, complete with oversized grinning head, fondling a comely young woman’s breasts, Wierd Japan lets you finally see why the most perverted people always seem to long to visit Japan, buy a pair of soiled panties from a street-level vending machine, and beat-off in one of those teeny, tiny hotel rooms. Instead of handing over a few grand to live that dream, why not let Mr. Pink elucidate and illuminate the vicarious possibilities presented by Wierd Japan.

Pros:
It can be rather difficult to find content this aggressively bizarre on other websites and rarely is it collected in one place. Wierd Japan definitely has a unique collection gathered here, showing you the truly confounding stuff that goes on in the private (and often the public) areas of Tokyo.

Wierd Japan members also get additional access to 13 networked sites that cover a wide range of Japan-centric pornography, mostly hardcore. From “race girls” (cute girls who hang out next to race cars and motorcycles), naughty nurses, and large-breasted babes to anal whores, explicit hentai, and bukkake, lovers of slightly-to-very odd porn will adore this network.

As you surely know by now, Mr. Pink isn’t content to just inform and educate his readers, oh no. He’s also dedicated to bringing you discounted memberships whenever possible; and, evidently, speaking in the third person for no good reason. Wierd Japan is now available to you, gentle reader, at a ten dollar discount that makes a monthly membership only $19.95.

Although they appear to arrive rather infrequently, each update is usually followed by another for the next few days before a gap of a few weeks. It’s nice to see a fair amount of new material making it online here and in reasonably hefty doses, I just wish it were coming more often.

Cons:
Being a relatively new site on the ‘net, it is expected that Wierd Japan would only have a small archive of content, but with only 58 scenes currently online, there’s bound to be plenty of disappointed new members who are hungry for more material.

Like most Japanese hardcore pornography, the videos and screencaps here are usually heavily censored. No, I don’t get why showing genitalia is forbidden by a society that seems to allow (or at least accept) bukkake, but that’s the way it goes, folks.

Apart from the decidedly odd nature of Wierd Japan’s content, there’s almost no unifying theme here. One scene might feature a naked woman who does nothing but get fondled by gloved hands, while another will be an extreme cumshot directed at a girl in a silver bodysuit.

Server performance on Wierd Japan and the other sites on the same network is below adequate. Downloading a video, whatever size, shouldn’t take as long as it does here. When speeds max out around 300 kbs per second, you know it’s time for an upgrade.

Conclusion:
Wierd Japan exists for those porn fans that don’t find the odder fetishes appealing enough and prefer petite Asian women to the usually bustier and taller European and American adult models. With a truly eclectic range of bizarre sexual fetishes, as well as some acts that are too strange to fit even that classification, Wierd Japan is certainly an intriguing website. Bringing it down, unfortunately, is a low content archive, lack of consistent updates, and the fairly ubiquitous censoring of genitalia. If only the webmasters could find a way to circumvent the latter issue, the rest of the faults might be more easily forgiven. Wierd Japan will (hopefully) continue to grow and improve over time, but right now it’s more ‘miss’ than ‘hit’.