Wierd Japan review

Wierd Japan review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 12/23/2014

Overview:
The prevailing view of Japanese society and culture is that, well, it's weird. From the businessman's complete devotion to efficiency and the company directive to the artist's controversial use of her own body parts in creating a new piece to the seizure-inducing intensity of modern-day anime, Japan seems to produce intense people doing intense things in an intense way. Take pornography, for example: much Japanese porn deals in such oddities that it almost defies our pre-existing knowledge of human sexual interests. After all, have you ever heard a woman speak of her fondness for tentacled-alien fucking scenarios or fantasies of being pissed on by a favorite teacher or two? Wierd Japan, a site on the All Japanese Pass network dealing in absurd and outlandish porn, holds plenty of carnal curiosities and sexual encounters designed to make you, the home viewer with not dick in your mouth, gag before cumming. At $29.95-a-month, membership isn't prohibitively expensive and seems appropriate for a site detailing the wierdest and wildest ways a person, a couple, a trio, or a teeming warehouse full of furiously masturbating men can exorcise their own personal sexual demons. Whether you're interested in bizarre penetrations (tentacles, bottles, fists etc), experimental bondage, or extremely colorful cosplay that goes further than any furry ever would, Wierd Japan is likely to deliver. Hell, this site's so abnormal it even managed to brand itself with a misspelled word!

Pros:
If you've ever wondered why pornographers don't work with dental, ski mask, dog food, television newscasting, candle wax, motor vehicles, and exercise fetishism? Well, wonder no more as Wierd Japan takes on all of these absurdly out-there porn premises and more, running them to their logical conclusions in hardcore episodes pulled from the weirdest and wildest JAV porn studios ever created!

You might think the major pornstars of Japan would run a mile from any movie involving animatronic aliens with sexual assault on their minds, but no, there's plenty of A-list JAV talent here, including Yuna Hayashi, Kirara Asuka, Claire Hasumi, Chisato Shohda, and Akiho Yoshizawa. Although there's no model roster page, you can select an appealing hottie to find more of her online work.

Wierd Japan doesn't seem to running low on bizzarro porn, at least not yet. A new update arrives every three days and increases the already strong, nearly-300-scene collection already online. A search engine keeps the varied styles, scenarios, and activities featured in Wierd Japan's scenes at your fingertips.

Wierd Japan, as part of the 19-site All Japanese Pass network, offers all its members free access to every one of its sister sites. Boosting the value of a Wierd Japan subscription more than twenty-fold, this is a huge bonus and makes the discounted membership cost of $19.95 seem downright insane!

Cons:
High Definition videos are proving a problem for All Japanese Pass, or, more accurately, the lack of HD videos is a problem. Wierd Japan doesn't host any HD content, leaving its best-looking videos to peak at 720x404 or 840x480 pixel resolutions that, quite frankly, lack sufficient detail to do justice to the bizarre and often brilliant porn found here.

Almost all Japanese porn is censored and Wierd Japan is no exception. Floating clouds of pixilated haze prevent you from directly ogling the genitals of JAV stars and cause you to keep wondering what an amphibious alien's tentacle would look like sliding in and out of a secretary's puckering asshole.

Although the search engine gives some direction to your browsing, most Wierd Japan scenes lack appropriate tags and can be tricky to find without tedious hours spent clicking through each page of the archive. There are no tags, for example, pointing you to scenes featuring tentacles, masks, sex dolls, or space adventurers, all of which appear multiple times on this site.

Some scenes have been uploaded to Wierd Japan more than once: a duplicate scene will often appear right after the first iteration lands online, delivers almost exactly the same scene (with minimal editing or trimming) and even shows the same thumbnail preview. This not only pads the not-exactly-huge Wierd Japan archive, it makes browsing more laborious.

Conclusion:
Wierd Japan isn't exactly the All Japanese Pass site with the widest appeal, but it is nonetheless a very intriguing, frequently amusing, and often arousing endeavor from the network that brought you Tokyo Bang, JP MILFs, and Bukkake Now! All network sites are available to members of Wierd Japan, adding a necessary expanded archive. Wierd Japan updates every three days and already holds almost 300 scenes. Compared to some other All Japanese Pass sites, that's not a whole lot, but with such outlandish scenarios and bizarre porn activities, it's easy to see why Wierd Japan doesn't hold 15,000 episodes. Updates can be (and sometimes are) duplicates of an earlier installment, which is frustrating for a number of reasons. Mostly, though, Wierd Japan needs to make two significant changes to its operation: improved navigation (including a censored/uncensored browsing option and better keyword tags for all scenes) and High Definition videos. After all, what's the point of cuing a risque clip starring alien sex fiends when their juicy bits are not only censored, but the rest of them isn't exactly crystal clear, either? A few improvements and continued devotion to sexual oddities will only improve Wierd Japan, already a wildly entertaining site.