Overview:
Let’s face it – VideosZ is a crazy and, dare I say stupid, name for a site. Luckily, though, the folks behind VideosZ are crazy like foxes; they’re crazy stupid when it comes to providing a plethora of porn pleasures for a pittance (see how I did that?). VideosZ is updated five times a day with hot-off-the-presses releases from top studios (including Anarchy Films, Elegant Angel, Pink Visual, and Red Light District), many of which are exclusive to the site. VideosZ purports to be the “first and largest” full porn DVD download source, offering almost 37,000 streaming and downloadable scenes with no per-minute charges. Their tour page is exactly the same as their members’ page, which means future members can see what they’re getting into before one-handedly typing in their credit card digits. 2-day, all access trials cost $3.95, and per-month, recurring memberships are to be had for $29.95. Because I care so much about y’all, though, I’ve negotiated a deal with VideosZ’s webmasters to hook you up with $17.95 monthly memberships – that’s a twelve-dollar savings, bros! And what does your twelve-dollar savings net you, exactly? Well, lemme tell you!

VideosZ’s main page is filled to the brim with options – a top menu leads you to Home, New Releases, Support, Friends (links to 3rd party sites that require additional sign-ups), and Live Cams (which are free for group chats but require dough for private ones), while an additional menu on the left-hand side of the page takes you balls-deep into the site’s archives. This menu gives you the option to search by keywords, titles and pornstars, flip through your own personal bookmarks (up to and including “playlists” you’ve made of favorite scenes), and generally browse the site by pornstar, genre, studio and top members’ picks. The middle of this main page connects you to news, polls, today’s updates, new releases, the week’s most downloaded DVDs, and the site’s top pornstars – big names like Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey, and Bree Olson are featured here, and all of ‘em have a hefty number of featured scenes under their belts (Jenna Haze, for example, appears 103 times on the site).

Some folks just like browsin’, whereas others prefer to search for content that rings their bell – if your tastes are more in line with the latter group, just pick your favorite genre from the drop-down menu on the left hand side of the screen and get your pecker party started. Once you’ve hit the search page, you can filter your results further by adding more genres or selectively excluding others. (Want scenes featuring non-blonde chicks with glasses getting fucked in their bubble butts? You’ve got it!) Every scene you see here is represented by title, cast, genre(s), six screencaps, a detailed description (yes, all scenes have descriptions), links to stream or download, and a link to a “screenshots preview” – clicking this will bring you to a pictorial grid featuring dozens of screencaps, all displaying a few seconds of the scene in question. Clicking one of said screencaps will open a streaming Flash vid at the exact point in the scene you’re looking at…neat, huh?

If you choose to browse DVDs, not scenes, you’re given even more options. Individual movie pages include the film’s title, studio, series (if any), genres, covers, a cast index and a list of suggested, like-minded fuck flicks. Once you figure out which scene you’re interested in, you’re given a pretty decent amount of download and streaming options – bear in mind, though, that not all options are available for all scenes. Generally, you can download scenes as “H.264” (720x540) MP4s or “Xvid” (640x480) AVIs – both, while clearly not HD-quality, still look pretty fucking crisp and sharp. As far as streams go, you’re usually given three Flash options – “super-fast connection”, high-quality and low-quality. Each Flash vid is sized at 720x540 but can be expanded to full screen if you so desire. Out of the three, the “super-fast” Flash vids obviously look the best, but if you just want to spank it and don’t care about flawless picture quality the smaller Flash flicks will do in a pinch. Like I said above, even though these scenes aren’t presented in HD (a boy can dream, right?), they still look pretty damn good – considering that the vast majority of ‘em are from notable studios and stars, though, that’s to be expected.

If you dig watching your favorite pornstars simply chill out, you’ll be pleased to know that VideosZ also holds over 2,000 behind-the-scenes clips. Want to watch a gaggle of “California Cuties” eat from a tray of cookies one of their fuck buddies cummed on? You’re in luck! It seems as though no stone has been left unturned by these VideosZ guys…their dedication to pleasing members is evident in everything they do, from posting bonus vids to assuring folks that “if [they] have any suggestions, let us know and we will get exactly the porn you desire most!” Dang, guys! I’m touched! Are you touched, too? Need to be touched, er, more? Then check these pros and cons and get back to me, alright?

Pros:
- Dude, there are a shitload of DVDs on this site, with five more (!) added every single day.

- The majority of content on offer is ripped from high quality, major studio releases – no more shall you have to suffer through the shitty dubs of 20-year-old VHS tapes other DVD download sites try to force down your throat!

- VideosZ houses dozens of scenes featuring big-name pornstars – Audrey Hollander is featured 143 times, fer cripessakes!

- Filtering content to find exactly what you’re looking for is a breeze and a half.

Cons:
- Not all scenes are afforded the full gamut of stream and download options.

- The amount of information packed on every page may overwhelm new members.

- Still image fans may be peeved at VideosZ lack of downloadable pic content.

Conclusion:
Nothing in this life is perfect, especially DVD download sites – most of ‘em promise you the world but only deliver Detroit (or, if you’re lucky, Dallas). VideosZ, however, is as close to perfect as a DVD download site can get. Top names and studios, five updates a day, exclusive behind-the-scenes footage, lengthy descriptions of all scenes, easily filterable search results, fully customizable content…brother, I could just go on and on about how much VideosZ rules, but that’d cut into my VideosZ viewing time. So what’s the moral of this story, you ask? That you should do yourself a favor and sign up for VideosZ, post-haste. Especially considering the super sweet deal I’ve netted for you guys ($17.95 a month!). Just trust me on this one. And now, if you’ll excuse me…I’ve got some (cough) business to take care of.