Intro:
One of the most fervently argued benefits of taking the drug Ecstasy (or “E” in the dialect of the Raver Nation) is that it makes you love everyone and increases the physical sensations of sexual intercourse. Although I’ve never taken E, I used to fuck a girl that did. Although I never had the chance to steam her clam while she was under the influence of anything but alcohol, I did hang out with her once while she was all exxed up. Was she overly affectionate? Yes she was yes I said yes. It makes sense that someone, somewhere would decide to integrate Ecstasy into pornography, but I never thought id would be on a website as absurdly titled as Xisty. “Zisstee? What the fuck is Zisstee?” I wondered, only to find that the webmasters were indeed referring to that state of trancelike emotional frenzy, overwhelming feeling of great happiness or joyful excitement, only this time aroused by beautiful naked women, not a synthetic party drug. The models featured here have been snatched up from various countries and pulled together in one place to show just how exhilarating such stunning examples of the female form can be. And who are we to argue? Xisty would normally set you back $24.95, but Mr. Pink has once again negotiated a natty discount that brings your monthly cost down to $19.95. Man, that’s definitely cheaper than a couple of pills!

Pros:
Xisty’s extensive archive contains a great selection of mostly European babes - a little over 200 of them, in fact - and delivers material that doesn’t mire in objective views of such lovely women. You’re given tight close-ups, spread pussy lips, masturbation with and without toys, nylons, lingerie, and even a few fetish oriented options. Great variety!

Updates arrive roughly once a day and are usually split 4/3 in favor of galleries. It’s nice to see a fairly even amount of photo and video content hitting the site each week, as most sites of this nature usually focus more on photography and ultimately leave video fans wanting more.

The impressive image quality on display at Xisty is evident in pics that reach resolutions of 1200x1800 and, while this size is by no means an industry leader, it still offers some fantastic views you don’t get on other sites. Members are generally given three video options - 640x480, 852x480, and 1280x720 WMVs - the largest of which looks fantastic.

Xisty is one damn good looking site. Although it can be quite bare at times, the page layouts are definitely clean and easy to digest, and the colors make for a somewhat cutesy, affectionate feel.

Cons:
If you’re looking for something specific, you might have a little trouble as there isn’t much in the way of keyword tags or detailed search options, making it a tad tricky to get exactly what you need. Hopefully these additional navigation features aren’t far off.

Xisty’s servers don’t seem to be up to snuff, never really delivering a download speed that satisfied this reviewer. It’d be nice to see a server upgrade take place in the future, as downloading many 720p HD WMVs certainly gets tedious on a connection of this speed.

Xisty’s video options leave something to be desired. Right now WMV is the only format available, leaving Mac users and those who throw porn on their iPod/iPhone/Droid/Zune with frustrating conversions to take care of. All HD videos are listed as such, which is nice, but better HD integration would be ideal.

Exclusivity seems to be an issue here. Many of the models frequently appear on a plethora of other, similarly-themed websites and Xisty’s photoshoots do look awfully familiar. Most likely it’s those other sites licensing Xisty’s content that makes it seem unoriginal, but there’s nothing that confirms, at least to this reviewer, that everything that appears at Xisty was originally produced elsewhere.

Conclusion:
Not being a pill-popping, furry-pant-wearing, beat freak, I really can’t argue that taking Ecstasy doesn’t bring the feelings of elation and bliss on the level of an Xisty membership, but it sure is a hell of a lot more expensive and definitely more dangerous. Sticking with the pornographic Xisty might not necessarily be a safer bet in terms of the amount spent on a good time - not when you factor in disappointing download speeds, undeveloped search capabilities, and a lack of non-WMV video options - but it’s still a sure bet that you, dear reader, will get something out of it, though not necessarily the unforgettable experience you might have hoped.