Overview:
Most men see oral sex as an integral part of their sex life - if they’re not regularly getting blown then things are not going according to plan. Fortunately they can always turn to porn and live vicariously through huge-cocked studs that make a living by tickling tonsils – sexy, female tonsils – with their bell-ends. The guys at Bang Bros (who, of course, you know) fall into the enviable category of guys who not only love blowjobs and receive them with great frequency but get to do it in front of a camera with some of the most luscious ladies on the planet. What a sweet gig! Think about it, all you have to do is turn up and stay hard, which wouldn't be difficult with the likes of Eva Angelina and Natasha Nice tearing off their clothes in front of you. Sure, you've gotta be able to produce a fairly hefty jizzbomb to dump in the chick's mouth, on her face, across her ample breasts, but that's a piece of cake, right? Well, not exactly. The Bros only hire studs that can hit a tongue piercing with a semen blast from 40 yards. These monsters of fuck, these pounders of pussy may not actually have it all that easy. What if your loads aren't big enough or you can't swiftly and accurately expel them on command? You could be out of a job. Better leave it in the capable hands (or mouths, as it were) of experienced pros like those at Big Mouthfuls.

The goal of Big Mouthfuls is to present to you, the horny-as-fuck home viewer, the very best "all amateur, all cum swallowing site" on the Internet. Even an online porn newbie would immediately take umbrage at that statement due to the obvious employment of such notable fuckers as Ashlynn Brooke, Cody Lane, Riley Mason, and Puma Swede. The girls of Big Mouthfuls are obviously not entirely amateur. In point of fact, many of them are some of the 'net's most popular hardcore stars. There are some amateur performers, though, and they all do fairly well considering they're up against the best in the business. Big Mouthfuls’ tour page makes a point of letting you know about their 750 scene archive, weekly updates, and connections to the infamous Bang Bros network, which any member of Big Mouthfuls can automatically access in it’s entirety.

Since last time Mr. Pink’s looked at Big Mouthfuls, a new design and navigation system have been implemented. This is surprising, not just because the older one was perfectly functional and attractive, but because both the old and new designs are available for everyone to use, at least for now. (To keep this review as up to date as possible, we’ll be sticking with the newer of the two browsing experiences.) With the smooth and fairly simplistic web design and navigation system of Big Mouthfuls, it shouldn't be more than 30 seconds until you're browsing the model index. A pictorial listing of every babe on the site (as well as on the whole Bang Bros network, which we'll get to a little later), these index pages are great for perusing the foxy femmes that will be on the receiving ends of the aforementioned oral cum-dumps. Each model is represented by a nice, clear thumbnail image that leads to her profile page. I really enjoy the Bang Bros model profiles, mostly because they're lean but still entertaining. There's a nice big portrait of each model as well as some vital statistics and a neat little bio section. Sometimes there's even a video interview that gives you even more insight into the life and work of your favorite performers. As my previous name-dropping spiel proved, there are plenty of eminently fuckable pornstars and amateur sluts online at Big Mouthfuls and they’re all ready for a big fat splooging, so let’s whip it out and start counting down for launch, whaddya say, comrade?

On each scene page – of which there are 341, not the promised 750 - you can expect to find links to a video trailer, photo gallery, set of screenshots, video downloads and a streaming version of the movie in question. Unfortunately, the newer photo sets only come in one resolution (about 800x536 pixels) and older content is even smaller. There are usually around 200 shots in these galleries, so the recent addition of zipped archives is a worthwhile but overdue one. The photos are nice and clear, showing pretty much the same action as the videos but with more of a traditional focus on the women's obvious physical attributes. It is nice, I must admit, to linger on some of the post-ejaculation images, savoring the moments when the cum has left home and ventured out into the world, eventually landing as we all do on someone else’s doorstep; although this time that doorstep is a woman’s waiting mouth that then swallows said male younglings whole, leaving little to no trace of what was once a vibrant sea of possibilities. (Holy shit! The very act of oral ejaculation with cum-swallowing is a perfect metaphor for us young men and the shitty relationships we often find ourselves in! Why hasn’t anyone else noticed this before?)

Videos are all very well produced and they’d want to be seeing as they’re the main source of entertainment here on the Bang Bros network. The cameramen do a very good job capturing the hottest parts of the sex in fine, clear frames and always seem eager to go in for a nice juicy close-up when it's warranted (read: cumshot time). Video resolutions recently saw an upgrade and they now reach 720x406 pixels instead of the previous peak of 640x480. While Big Mouthfuls still can’t quite reach the impressive heights of 720p High Definition, this is definitely a step in the right direction. The streaming vids look about as good as, if not better than the downloads and come in handy when you're trying to conserve hard drive space. They look great made full-screen but be prepared to sacrifice quite a bit of bandwidth to keep them flowing.

One of Big Mouthfuls’ winning qualities is steamy, spicy sex performed by very enthusiastic and energetic fuckers. There's a pretty wide range of fucking available:  straight hardcore, anal sex, threesomes; as long as it ends with a mouthful of man juice, you'll find it here. Just as good as the screwing is unlimited access to the entire Bang Bros network, which comes included in your membership package; which will set you back $24.95 a month, by the way. There's a wonderful amount of sexual variety on display throughout the 15 sites and with at least one, often up to three network updates each day, you'll rarely be at a loss for something new to view. But before you pound out that CVN code and sign up, check out the following points intended to enlighten and embiggen your understanding of what's in store at Big Mouthfuls.

Pros:
- The super sexy performers, both professional and less-than-professional, do a great job of sucking, fucking, and swallowing.

- With a newly redesigned members’ area, Big Mouthfuls is now more user-friendly than ever.

- There's a healthy helping of content both at Big Mouthfuls and elsewhere on the network, making membership a perfectly cromulent way to spend your 24 bucks.

- Big Mouthfuls is updated once a week – keep Mondays free, folks - and there is always something new being added to other Bang Bros sites.

Cons:
- Barely making it into High Definition territory, the newest “HD” video downloads aren’t anywhere near as impressive as they should be.

- Sure, zip archives have been added to the galleries, but there’s still a lot to be done in the image department. How about a resolution hike?

- There’s a two-day trial membership available for just $1 but it only allows a few partial-scene downloads.

- Server speeds for all Bang Bros sites tend to be a little on the sluggish side.

Conclusion:
Now that there have been a few modifications and upgrades made to the network Big Mouthfuls calls home (The Bang Bros Network, of course), you’d expect big changes in every part of the site, right? Well, unfortunately, the tangible differences between the Big Mouthfuls of old and the Big Mouthfuls of new are relatively minor. HD videos are now online, although at 720x406 you can only barely call them High Definition; zip archives have finally been introduced with new galleries (a long overdue addition); and, most obviously, the site’s design has been tweaked to be more user-friendly. Don’t get me wrong: none of these alterations have made the site worse, they just haven’t made it all that much better. Still, gradual improvements are better than none at all and at least one thing, inarguably the best thing about Big Mouthfuls hasn’t changed in the slightest: the scenes still deliver hardcore sucking, fucking, and cum-swallowing action from some of the world’s hottest pornstars and amateur chicks. Now… what’s for dessert?