Overview:
Asses have been immortalized in many songs, with everyone from Sir Mix-A-Lot and Queen to Mystikal and Spinal Tap tackling the subject of substantial derrières. Online porn is no stranger to booty appreciation either; there are dozens upon dozens of sites based solely on worshipping women gifted with a little extra junk in the trunk. While David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel might not be strict practitioners of interracial intercourse, I’m sure Mystikal was talking about the much loved African-American feminine backside in his hit song “Shake Ya Ass”. If Mystikal’s a porn fan, I bet he’d hit up Round and Brown a couple of times a week – that is, after all, where he’d find the hottest brown-skinned beauties letting it all hang out and leavin’ no doubt about their ample gifts.

Round and Brown’s tour page, like all others on the Reality Kings network, mostly just displays images of exactly what membership will get you. In this case, that’s a bunch of scenes starring luscious black women and their ample behinds, in which some scrawny white dude comes along and slips her some snake. These white guys might not be a match for Lexington Steele when it comes to length or girth, but they sure love fucking black booty all the same. You’ll note that a Round and Brown membership doesn’t just provide you with access to that single site. The entire Reality Kings network that Round and Brown calls home will open up before you like a ghetto ass in mid clap. The network’s cheeks will momentarily part, allowing you to grab hold of something solid and plunge headfirst into the moist, motherly depths of its 27 reality-based hardcore sites. Damn! That sounds like some good plungin’!

Inside the Round and Brown members’ area, you’ll have a pretty carefree browsing and searching experience ahead of you thanks to the site’s intuitive and thorough navigation and web design. A keyword search is on hand, as are a number of browsing options. You can elect to check out what’s on offer, sorted by most views, most votes and staff picks, or utilize the nice model index where you’re shown a thumbnail image of each performer and their user-determined rating. Clicking on one of these pics will show you every scene the girl in question has done, both here and elsewhere on the network. Once you’ve found a suitably big-bootied honey, it’s off to check her out in explicit detail.

Each scene’s page contains not only some good video options but also two image galleries – one full of screenshots, the other containing photographs. The screenshot gallery usually holds around 300 pics, taken directly from the videos. The resolution is average (720x480), and the pictures themselves don’t look particularly great. The photo galleries, however, look much nicer with clear and bright images obviously taken by guys who know what to do with a lens. The resolution of these pics is a little better (900x602), but still not as high as it probably should be. Many sites host photos almost double the resolution of Reality Kings’ highest image, so there’s no reason their Royal Highnesses should allow their sites to fall behind the technological curve.

Video files suffer from the same problem. For a network as popular as this one, you’d think they’d be sure to keep up to speed with the most recent (and popular) technological advancements. Still, the videos are quite nice to watch, even at 720x480 pixels. When these WMVs and MP4s are made full screen, however, you really do notice the less-than-incredible resolution and it takes you out of the scene more than you might like. If you’re the kind of guy who refuses to wait for what he wants then you’ll be pleased to know that every scene can be streamed in full or in part from your browser window. The streams look comparable to the downloads and are great if you feel the need to preview the action before settling in and waiting for a transfer to finish. In spite of the videos’ technical disappointments, the sex is dynamite! These ebony babes really seem to know how blessed they are and boy, do they love showing off for the camera. There’s all kinds of booty-clapping and rump shaking going on - it’s almost as if these girls have taken the inspirational words of D4L’s Laffy Taffy to be a personal calling. The guys tend to ham it up a bit too much, but they too manage to give good performances, even when such dynamic girls would intimidate most guys.

As you’ve already noticed, Round and Brown comes to you via the Reality Kings network. A very popular and professionally maintained group of hardcore sites, Reality Kings offers up such delights as Big Naturals, First Time Auditions, Cum Fiesta and the infamous MILF Hunter. The best thing about Reality Kings, though, is the total network access you get whenever you sign up for one of their sites. That means a membership to Round and Brown doesn’t just net you all the beautiful black asses you could ever want, but also a huge amount of porn in every reality-based niche known to man. The 27 Reality Kings websites cover a wide range of niches: big tits at Big Naturals, young camera shy teen girls at First Time Auditions, South American honeys getting nasty at 8th Street Latinas, nightclub debauchery at In The VIP, lesbian babes eating pussy at We Live Together - there’s just so much to see, you’ll never get bored here. If you do, there’s always My RK Girls, a brand new social networking feature on Reality Kings. There, you’ll be able to befriend and communicate with 16 of the hottest amateur models, although none currently appear on Round and Brown.

Thanks to Mr. Pink knocking $7 off your sign-up fee, your $17.95-per-month membership will get you all of these big-butt videos and galleries plus total access to everything else on the Reality Kings network. If you’re a little wary of forking out that much cyber-cash without trying it out first, there’s a 2-day limited trial membership for the discounted price of $1; while it only allows you to stream the first couple of clips from each scene (translation: you won’t see much hardcore), the trial is a very handy way of checking everything out to see if it’s going to be something you’ll truly enjoy. So, unless you’re some kind of Grand Imperial Wizard heading up some kind of shady, bigoted organization, I don’t really see how you could not want to check out this site - but, hey, different strokes for different strokers, right? Either way, you could do a lot worse than heed the sage advice detailed in the following short Pro and Con points.

Pros:
- If you love booties, you’ll love Round and Brown. The owners of some of the most epic brown butts on the planet can be found here, shaking it for all it’s worth.

- The navigation system is very helpful and a breeze to use. You shouldn’t have any trouble finding the goods.

- The content is 100% exclusive! Boo-yah!

- Updates to Round and Brown come every Friday; if that’s not enough, almost all the other sites on the network also update once weekly (on alternating days). There’s always something new to watch.

Cons:
- It’d be nice to see some big black dicks pounding these gals’ pussies, but the majority of the scenes feature guys so pale they put Nicole Kidman to shame. There’s nothing like a glowing white scrotum to distract you from a sweet booty.

- The server speeds across the whole Reality Kings network are a tad sluggish, especially when you’re downloading more than one file at a time.

- Video and photo resolutions could definitely do with a substantial boost. There are so many sites out there that offer true High Definition videos, and it’d be awesome to be able to watch these honeys bounce their asses in better quality flicks.

- Some of the older scenes have significantly smaller resolutions than the newer stuff.

Conclusion:
Gettin’ down and dirty with these luscious booty queens is a real treat. The ladies of Round and Brown have what it takes to tantalize everyone from R. Crumb to Andre 3000 and, thanks to the Reality Kings, you get to witness it all in downloadable and streaming video. While it’d be great if the royal family of reality porn would overhaul their network again, this time adding some higher quality videos (real HD, please!) what’s currently available is still very entertaining and damn arousing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some dance moves to practice.