Overview:
So you’re a big man and all that - fucked a few girls and whatnot – but do you really think that makes you a sexual dynamo or some kind of stud? Man, anyone can get a piece of pussy on the line. Alls you gotta do is be sure to have a few $50s in your wallet and feed them some shit about being “off women” for a while because of a bad relationship (just don’t make it sappy) and you’re in. Sure, it helps if you’re not ugly as sin, but dress to compensate. Really, though, my point is this: any idiot can pretend to be a man, screw some pussy, and wander off to do it again. It takes a real crazy motherfucker to do the same thing to a girl’s ass. They treasure that thing and we lust after it like a Colt-45-enhanced Lando lusts after sweet ebony booty. You could say that any guy crazy or genius enough to pull off a one-night-anal-stand must have some kind of fever of some sort. I suppose you could call it – (dramatic pause) – Asshole Fever!

Asshole Fever presents to you 575 gorgeous women just aching to be rear-ended by a thick-cocked guy and you, you lucky bastard, get to watch it all unfold. Well, that’s not strictly true – there are 575 models featured on the entire 21Sextury network, of which Asshole Fever is just one part. Now, considering that Asshole Fever members not only get access to that particular website but the rest of the network, too, it’s going to be pretty tough to shoot down a recommendation for membership. Then there are the promised 720p HD movies, weekly site updates, five-times-daily network updates, and trial memberships coming as low as 95 cents a day. Why haven’t we logged in yet? Are you guys going soft on me? Let’s fucking rock this thing!

Logging into Asshole Fever’s main members’ area, you quickly realize what your membership actually gets you. If you keep your membership active for a second and third month, you’ll get access to an additional twenty bonus sites (in addition to the 30 you can instantly enjoy), bringing the grand total up to 50. Quite an interesting way of rewarding long time members, isn’t it? The regular content that’s available comes in both video and photo form and, as there’s quite a lot to take in, let’s get started.

The folks doing all the hard work behind-the-scenes at Asshole Fever have recently launched a beta version of their new site design and, for the purposes of this review, that’s the option I’ll be taking. The new design is much simpler than most porn sites, with lots of white, open spaces, neatly arranged icons and links, and thankfully few advertisements. You’ll find your way to all the currently available bonus sites with little hassle, and taking a peak at the model roster isn’t a big deal either. Really, everything you could want in regards to navigating your way around the site is right in front of you. Jumping straight into this anal extravaganza is easy; just click on AHF Scenes and you’ll find almost 300 hot selections ready for viewing. Well, most of them are ready. You see, the way they update content at Asshole Fever is to add one chapter of a scene each day until the tenth and final chapter is online. You can then download the video in parts or as a whole. I’m sure this will be very frustrating for many users who are used to the “gimme gimme gimme” school of online porn. Regardless, there is a substantial amount of material currently online and all of it is held here. The models are almost all stunningly statuesque Eastern European women whose beauty is matched only by their sexual appetites (and metabolic rate); you best believe you’ll be seeing their puckered little holy holes getting thrashed almost to the point of tearing. Damn!

Each scene’s page gives you the option of watching a trailer, taking in the whole scene, checking out the accompanying photo gallery, or further investigating the featured model/s. Synopses, upload dates, rating, cast, and a few preview images are all given at the top of this page with more detailed samples further down the line next to some suggested viewing.

The photo gallery is nicely laid out, with 60 thumbnails per page, although that, like so many other design/navigation features, is customizable. When clicked, each one will open in at full 1280x850 pixel resolution and look mighty fine indeed. The clarity is breathtaking and you’re given such a close-up look at these women’s bodies, you might as well be wearing a white coat and holding a speculum.

Videos can be streamed or downloaded with a few options for viewing each. For some reason, Asshole Fever had previously decided on using MP4 videos for all their scenes and if anyone was complaining about the absence of WMVs, they can complain no more. The MP4s and WMVs come in four sizes: low, medium, high, and ultra high, the largest of which frequently hits a remarkable resolution of 1920x1080 pixels (that’s 1080p, yes - like Blu-Ray movies!). Clear shots and strong colors are the perfect match for steamy ass fucking and beautiful babes, as I’m sure you’d agree. The streams also look great, although slightly less so than the downloads. I wouldn’t recommend bothering with the low quality stream, though, as it is very low quality.

“Yes, but…is there supremely hot ass-pounding, or what?” Well, yeah - there is. What else is there going to be? Cuddling, and makeovers? No asshole is safe and the very capable male performers go to great lengths to make sure their dicks are remembered by those quivering sphincter muscles. The sex is often pretty heavy duty, with throat-fucking and some light choking or slapping, but the chicks all seem to dig it. They certainly moan, not groan, about how desperately they want a cock in their ass, after all. Combine the intensity of the performances with the quality of the HD videos and you’ve definitely got a winning combination.

Whether you sign up for one month only or decide to stick around longer, you’ll reap the benefits of some great bonus sites. They cover a very wide range of pornographic styles, from Asians, foot fetishism and women in their 50s to vaginal squirting, urination and even gay content. These are definitely worth checking out - you never know what new favorite niche you’ll discover. If you wanna sign up for a membership at Asshole Fever, you can’t have empty pockets. It costs $29.95 for 30 days and, while that’s not cheap, there is a $1.95 a day trial (although it only allows you to view the first chapter of each video and is almost always softcore-only). Still, it’s only $2, and even I’m not that cheap. Need more info? Good, ‘cause I ain’t done yet!

Pros:
- If you want hardcore anal pounding, this is the place to be. These dudes don’t let up!

- The excellent new website design makes browsing easy on the hands and the eyes.

- The 1080p HD videos are blisteringly brilliant!

- The women tend to have an Eastern European look to them regardless of their country of origin and, as you and I know, Eastern Europe has birthed some absolute stunners!

Cons:
- Last time Mr. Pink took a look at Asshole Fever, there were just over 200 scenes. Now there are just under 300. That’s not a huge improvement.

- Making members wait days to view or download a full scene after getting their first sample is a pretty frustrating practice.

Conclusion:
Unless you’re only into 100% American chicks – and I’m talking girls from the USA, not those Central or South American countries – you’ll probably be pretty damn chuffed with the Asshole Fever girls. Not only are they gorgeous Euro honeys, but they give up the poop chute with minimal reluctance, resulting in scenes that aren’t just wild in nature but visually throbbing, too. The great HD videos really pop off your screen and thrust you into the action, and the new web design makes Asshole Fever a delight to use. Even though the price is still a little steep, you are paying for a premium service here, folks. Money makes the world go round. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Hey, brother, can you spare a dime…for my membership to Asshole Fever!?!