MC Nudes Review

Overview:
Erotic photography often gets labeled "art" (usually by those who produce it), yet I'm fairly confident that the majority of the people who view it aren't comparing the photographer to Man Ray or Lisette Model. In most cases they simply get a boner, get rid of said boner and make a sandwich. There's always a small debate that occurs internally whenever I'm set to review an "erotic art" website such as MC Nudes; the question of whether to take the photographers seriously is a tough one. If you accept that it's art then you must judge it as art. If you accept it as softcore pornography, then you must compare it with other such websites and not the giants of photographic art I previously mentioned. Thankfully, I see it as porn and have no trouble disregarding the supposedly high artistic aspects of the work. All the better to educate my readers!

After inputting your login details at MC Nudes, you'll find a supremely professional looking website that imparts sophistication and sensuality. The black/grey/silver color scheme looks very classy, but you can also hit the "mood" button (located at the top right corner of the page) to switch to the alternate color scheme: a lovely beige/teal/green/rose combination. Either way, the site looks gorgeous. The main members' page holds a wealth of information for the uninitiated, including info on the latest photo and video updates (all 100% exclusive), top rated photo and video selections, a model search and a calendar from which you can reach deep into the archives and pull out a classic scene. There's a menu bar at the top of each page, which is all you'll require to hunt down and devour the impressive content provided by MC Nudes. Links included in this menu are Updates, Models, Videos, Bonus, DVD, Model Voting, Downloads and Links. Most of  these are quite self-explanatory but the others? Well, I'll get to them eventually. For now, let's hit the model index and find ourselves a gorgeous gal to gawk at.

The models don't seem to be arranged in any particular order (other than the four most recently added girls shown at the top), but with 20 per page there's certainly a lot to look at. It's hard to believe that women this unfeasibly attractive actually exist. Beautiful skin, hair, eyes, supple breasts and long legs. There are currently 202 different models with content hosted by MC Nudes, and deciding on which one will be your first is going to be a tough decision indeed. Me, I went with Isabell. Something about that unkempt dark hair appealed to me, I guess.

Each model's profile page serves two basic purposes: linking you to her content and letting you know more about her. The MC Nudes profiles excel in both areas. Information given about the model includes age, height, weight, bra size, hair color, interests and nationality along with a short bio that gives you a little extra insight into her personality. The option to rate the model out of 10 is also available. For some reason Isabell is only clocking in with a 4.84. Dare I declare that the members of MC Nudes are blind as bats? Nay, there are just so many hot young women on here that some of them are bound to be under-appreciated. The links to the model's work are located on the second portion of the page, each gallery represented by a magazine-cover-style image and a title; the videos are shown in an almost identical fashion.

MC Nudes' photo galleries are an elaborate and thoroughly enjoyable affair. There aren't always a lot of shots in each gallery, but that is more than made up for by the incredibly high detailed photos that come in three different sizes: 600x399, 1200x797 and a breathtaking 4000x2657. The quality is so great that you'll be counting hairs on the model's vulva in no time. You can opt to view each image individually from within the cozy confines of your web browser (in any of the three sizes) or you can download zip files that contain every shot in the set, either in small, medium or large resolutions. The gallery page also links directly to other photo and video content featuring that particular model, whose bio information is repeated there.

Checking out the video content is, again, quite a similar experience. Unfortunately, Isabell doesn't have any video content currently online so I'm going to use the most recent video addition, Pool Session III starring Eve M & Lizzy, as the basis for my investigation. A large preview image leads the video page off in a nice direction, giving you a good idea of what kind of scene you're about to watch unfold. A stream option, shown as a "Play Now" button, allows immediate access to the video and saves you the hard drive space. Those that want the best quality, however, will have to look a little further down the page. Videos can be downloaded in five different formats: High Definition DivX, WMV, QuickTime, iPod/iPhone and PSP.  The resolutions of these videos are 1280x720, 448x252, 1280x720, 320x240 and 320x240, respectively. Obviously the HD video is the most impressive; its strong, pulsating colors and deep sense of detail provide users with some of the best possible viewing. All the other formats do very well for their native constraints but of course can't compete with true HD. If you can spare the hard drive space and really want to be impressed, always go with the HD DivX videos. They're sublime.

What you see once the picture starts rolling is heavily focused on exploring the bodies of the models in great detail. Long, lingering shots of various physical curves are a staple technique of the directors' work, as are slow moving scenes with little explicit sexual activity. When two girls occupy the same frame the sparks start to fly a bit more freely, but even then it all revolves around the obvious beauty that sits in front of the camera.

Aside from the awesome photo galleries and infallible video scenes, MC Nudes offers a handful of great features that aim for 100% customer satisfaction. The Downloads section offers up over a dozen desktop wallpapers featuring some of the hottest MC Nudes babes (in a variety of resolutions, too). A screensaver is also available and it provides an arousing replacement for that Family Guy quote scrolling marquee you're currently using. It looks like MC Nudes has also jumped headfirst into the home video market with their first Sinsation release. Details on how to purchase this DVD can be found, funnily enough, by clicking the DVD link from the main menu bar. But wait, there's more! The Bonus section features 28 behind the scenes and backstage videos that show a more candid and relaxed side of your favorite models. What I wouldn't give to spend time on that set!

Membership to MC Nudes is going to run you $29.95 a month, which is actually a bit more affordable than I thought it would be. Many sites in a similar vein charge up to $10 more per month, so it looks like MC Nudes has one up on the competition in the fee department. You can also sign up for three or 12 months at a time and receive a worthwhile discount. I know it all sounds deliciously tempting, but you should get your facts straight before whipping out your credit card and coughing up the cyber-cash. That's why I'm here, after all.

Pros:
- Updates arrive daily, ensuring that dropping by every evening will have you finding something new to check out.

- The gorgeous site design and no-nonsense navigation make the site a joy to use.

- The breathtakingly beautiful models all look simply amazing, especially when seen in marvelous High Definition video and super hi-res photos.

- The content is 100% exclusive so don't worry about finding stuff you've already seen before.

Cons:
- The photo galleries could be packed a little more tightly. It's a shame to see photo sets consisting of only 18 or 20 shots.

- The servers seemed quite slow for me. Downloading three videos of various sizes at the same time took far longer than it should have.

- The content is all softcore, no fucking here, and that's bound to frustrate a number of people. Honestly, I, too, would love to see some of these gals getting fucked.

- There isn't a ton of content currently online and they could only benefit from trying to crank out more scenes in the near future.

Conclusion:
MC Nudes is another high quality "erotic photographic art" website that does an incredibly solid job of keeping their content on the cutting edge of technology and taste. They're not infallible, though, and could benefit from adding more pics to each gallery and strengthening their servers for maximum download speeds. The content itself, however, is absolutely wonderful and features some of the hottest internet nude models I've ever had the fortune to come across.