Intro:
40oz. Bounce is a website that promises to find the biggest bootied babes on the block, drench their backsides in malt liquor, and then ram their holes till the cows come home. "The Best Big Booty Site with a homie Twist. We didn't want to do another same old shit boring Booty site. We love getting drunk, hanging out with our homies, and we LOVE oiled up big wet ass...so we built this website, might as well film it all!" I love these guys already! The tour page is nicely designed, with a mouth-watering amber background that looks like a sea of booze, and some of the hugest asses you've ever seen - black, white, Latin, whatever, on display. Members are promised hi-res photos, HD videos, and, it seems, big-assed parody porn like Assocalype Bounce: Curse of Rambro and The Wizard of 40oz.

With a neatly arranged member area and great browsing tools, it’s a breeze to find a heavy-bottomed scene that’ll wet your dock. Updates arrive on the first, second, and third Tuesdays of every month, which, while not strictly weekly, is still better than some other Porn Pros sites. Strong, dynamic previews guide your way to the scene pages, where you’ll find streaming Flash and WMV videos that look pretty decent. Downloadable videos are provided in both WMV and MPG formats at resolutions of 512x336, 640x480 and 1248x700 pixels. The higher-res videos look very good as do the still images that are held in the two provided galleries, one being fairly forgettable screenshots, both of which can be downloaded in zip format for later viewing. (You know, so you don’t have to try to manage manual gallery viewing while slammed on Drank, Purp, or good old Mad Dog.) Normally costing $24.95 a month, Mr. Pink has secured his close personal friends (that’s you, dear reader) a discount that brings the monthly cost down to just $17.95. That’s a deal!

Pros:
- A 40oz membership grants you access to not one site but 28. Each of these Porn Pros site offers an interesting take on a particular porn niche (cumshots, big breasts, phat asses, MILFs et al) and some are even so cartoonish and absurd that they could equally classify as comedy websites. Eat that, Funny or Die dot com.

- With HD videos now on the site, every scene looks simply glorious. You’ll catch every drop of sweet, sweet nectar that’s throw on the models and get a great look at their junked-up trunks throughout the scenes.

- 40oz Bounce updates almost every week (the last Tuesday of each month seems to get skipped) which means there’s a pretty steady stream of new ass-centric porn heading your way just as there’s a steady stream of malt liquor running down these models’ ass cheeks! The rest of the Porn Pros sites update both more and less frequently than 40oz so there’s almost always something new going on here.

- Some of the scene write-ups and scenarios are pretty damn funny. Feel like some nutty parody porn? Star Hoes: The Wrath of Anus Dong, The Ass Team (as in A-Team), and Captain Assbang Saves da Hoes should satisfy.

Cons:
- There’s definitely room for more growth here, with just under a hundred scenes currently sitting in the archives. If 40oz could start updating every single week (as opposed to three times a month) the site would definitely be large enough by the time summer rolls around and you find that women walking around in short-shorts are getting you all riled up.

- A handful of the networked Porn Pros sites have slowed their update schedules down significantly or, in a few cases, ceased updating altogether. What’s the point of having such an exciting series of hardcore sites if you’re not going to nurture and grow them as you would the hydro crop in your mother’s basement? This shit is fertile, let it grow!

- Downloading a HD video seems like a great idea until you find the transfer rate dropping below 30kbps and even cutting out completely in some cases. No dice, Porn Pros! Get some better servers pronto!

Conclusion:
You can always reply on the Porn Pros to bring you some smoking hot and uniquely absurd hardcore action and they’ve done it once again with 40oz Bounce. Watching these luscious ladies (professional and amateurs both) get all moist under a stream of “juice” before shaking their butts in front of the camera is something to cherish. When they really get down and dirty, though, well, that’s when the fun kicks into high gear. The fucking is loud and brash (just like the guys doing the fucking) and everything’s a ton of fun, but it’d be great if the webmasters could iron out the kinks in their site – a somewhat disappointing update schedule, slow-loading video streams, slow-as-shit downloads that often cut off completely part way through, non-updating bonus network sites et al – they’d have a real winner on their hands!