Barbi's Slutty Adventures Review

Overview:
The name Barbie (or Barbi) is one that nobody would self-apply where I come from, but there exists a substantial number of women that have changed their names to Barbie. The most notorious examples of dubbing oneself (or is that twoself?) Barbi are The Barbi Twins. Shane and Sia changed their surnames to Barbi after their parents' messy divorce and later found fame as bikini and softcore nude models. Personally, though, I'm more tickled by Barbie Chan, a girl I went to college with. Apparently, Miss Chan had personally selected the "Barbie" to replace her borderline-unpronouncable given name upon emigrating from Hong Kong to the United States. I once asked her why she chose that name. Her response? "All the most pretty American women have first name Barbie".

Funnily enough, Barbi (of Barbi's Slutty Adventures) isn't the first pornstar I've happened upon that has branded herself Barbi(e), but she's certainly the most interesting. Barbi's Slutty Adventures is a solo-girl hardcore site that stars none other than Brandi Sinclair and various guys whose dicks she sucks and fucks. She claims to be a "100% AMATEUR! 100% REAL! 100% MILF! 100% SLUT WIFE!" Going into even more detail, Barbi calls herself the kind of woman who could be "your sexy next-door neighbor, the sexy woman wearing a very short skirt at the mall, or the woman flaunting what I have at the gym!" Sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Well it looks pretty good too, thanks to Barbi's small but infinitely fuckable body, blonde hair, blue eyes, and sweet lips. On her tour page, she tells us that members of her site will have access to "exclusive high-resolution vids and pics", weekly updates, and a variety of niches that include public flashing, gangbangs, interracial sex, and more. Why are we still on the damn tour page? Let's get moving, folks!

I've always said that first impressions are extremely important when it comes to porn sites, often more so than when meeting someone new in person. The critical ingredient in making a good first impression is a great site design that imparts character and ease of use. Whoever designed Barbi's Slutty Adventures has done a wonderful job! There's a tropical motif, complete with leis, palm trees, and the sparkling blue ocean, and tons of pics of the alluring Barbi to wet your appetite. After entering your login details and landing on the main members' page, you'll find a notice at the top of the page that tells you exactly when the last update was; a handy feature. A menu bar provides you with the more essential links to Photos, Videos, Stories, About Me, and My Friends. Checking out that About Me page allows users to discover more about their hostess, as she not only offers up her measurements, favorite positions, and all the other standard tidbits, but also a collection of what she calls "slut stats". These "slut stats" dish up incredible details about Barbi's weekly sexual exploits, tallying how many guys she's fucked, sucked, flashed, and how many gangbangs, double-penetrations, and threesomes she's been involved in, both in the past week and since she started keeping count in 2006. While I find it a little hard to believe that she's fucked three guys (excluding her husband, Jimmy) and had two threesomes in the past seven days, I remind myself that she is running an amateur porn site and this could all be considered "work". Who wouldn't love a job like that?

Checking out Barbi's photo content is easy as can be. Clicking Photos (from the top menu bar) will bring you to a list of every photo set currently hosted on the site. The two most recent are shown at the top of the list with dates and image counts making them stand out. A little further down the page, you'll find the rest of the galleries, each one represented by a thumbnail image and title. The locations and situations vary quite a lot and include naked posing in the outdoors, nude painting, tropical lesbian encounters, and all kinds of fantasy scenes. So far this year, Barbi has added more than 60 pic sets to her site and there are also pages loaded with photos from 2007, 2006, and 2005, as well as some candid shots. The main galleries, though, feature images that reach resolutions of about 800x1200 pixels, and they can be viewed manually or by using the in-built slideshow function. Unfortunately, there are no zip archives of the pic sets available for download. The photos are generally high quality and look very nice, with enough clarity and definition to give you a really good look at Barbi's pretty face and smoking hot body as she strips, flashes, sucks, fucks, and laughs all the way to the bank (and your "pr0n" folder).

Her videos are also laid out in a fairly simple way. Each scene is displayed with a couple of preview thumbs, a rundown of the action, title, date, runtime, and the download options. Most users will be quite pleased with the formats and sizes on offer here, and I'm especially thrilled to see that Barbi and her husband Jimmy (who helps run the site) appear to have embraced High-Definition video. WMVs come in HD, High, and Low quality options (720x536, 640x480, and 640x480 resolutions, respectively), as well as HD and iPod-ready Quicktime MOVs that hit resolutions of 720x536 and 320x240. Unfortunately, a resolution of 720x536 isn't really High-Definition, definitely not when compared to so many other sites that manage to hit the 1280px mark with no trouble. Still, the scenes are very enjoyable and Barbi is obviously a slut of the highest order, as evidenced by the ample amounts of cock she shoves in her throat and cunt. Truly this nubile slutwife is a fine example for all those who long to be in a committed relationship but still enjoy some debauched sexcapades as often as possible with as many different partners as possible.

As for the rest of the site, well, the Stories section makes for some pretty sweet reading as Barbi details many of her intense romps with any number of hard-dicked fellows, often at the same time. The My Friends page shows you to the websites of 21 other women whose amateur sluttiness challenges that of our Barbi. Each one can be seen in action thanks to the three free video clips provided on this page. To see more, though, you'll have to pay. There are also some hardcore video feeds tucked away on a page entitled Naughty Extras that are worth checking out if you're in the mood for a change of scenery. All of these feeds and websites have two things in common with each other. The first is that they're all endorsed by Barbi, and the second is that you'll need to sign up for a monthly Barbi's Slutty Adventures membership in order to access them all. $29.95 per month is what Barbi charges her fans and, while it's not exactly cheap, you have to remember that most sites of this nature cost about the same. There's no trial membership, folks. Sorry. Before you go further into debt in the name of beat-offery, allow me to offer you a few more pieces of information and advice.

Pros:
- Barbi really loves to fuck and on her website she gets up to all kinds of sexual mischief. Boy/girl, girl/girl, threesomes, group sex, interracial, you name it, she's done it.

- She'll sometimes do cam shows for her members, which is great for keeping the lines of communication open.

- The photos look great!

- Barbi's stories about her sexual exploits can almost be as fun as watching them unfold in the videos.

Cons:
- More interaction with her fans would definitely increase the amount of new members Barbi pulls to the site.

- $29.95 is a pretty steep asking price for a site of this size. Perhaps knocking $5 off would help.

- I was excited to read Barbi's boasts about her HD videos but finding them to be only 720px was a slight disappointment.

- No zip downloads make it a pain to save all the photos you want to keep for later.

Conclusion:
If you're into superhot slutwives that'll do anything and everything on camera, Barbi's your girl. This little minx seems to have only one purpose in life: to fuck and be fucked. Thankfully, you're able to get in on the action by becoming a member of Barbi's Slutty Adventures. The photos look very nice, the videos look decent, the stories are very steamy, and there's a lot of variety, but the near-$30 asking price and lack of substantial bonus content makes it a little hard to guarantee customer satisfaction. Keep fucking, Barbi, and everything will sort itself out!