Intro:
The Mofos… They’re the motherfuckers of porn and they’re here to, well, fuck people’s mothers, I guess. Either that or they’ll simply do their job, which, by the way, appears to be thrusting hardcore pornography right into your home. Now, I’m assuming that nobody reading this would be offended or upset by such an insistent delivery, but some might and to those unfortunate folks I guess the Mofos might really be motherfuckers (at least, in the pejorative sense) but to me they’re valiant knights of erotic pleasures. The tour pages of the Mofos Network don’t state it in such an elegant way, but these guys are proud of their work; you can tell. Promising five weekly updates across eight websites, exclusive content, “real girls” getting “fucked and exposed”, and some of the hottest professional and amateur models this side of Hell, Michigan. At $19.99 a month, membership to the Mofos Network isn’t going to clean out your savings (assuming you have savings), but it sure as shit isn’t as cheap as some other networks out there, so perhaps you should heed the advice your dear old mama gave you – “Trust Mr. Pink, son. He knows the score. I know, believe me.”

Pros:
- The Mofos now present downloadable and streaming HD videos that reach both 720p and 1080p resolutions in WMV format. The older standards of videos are also provided – MPG, WMV, and MP4s that hit 768x432 - and all look very good. Obviously the HD options are preferable, as they look quite stunning with clear, vibrant images that will definitely impress even the most ardent HD connoisseur. The provided still images generally reach 563x1000 pixels and are comparably impressive to the videos.

- You’ll find a nice mix of amateur and professional models here on the Mofos network. I spied such notable fuckers as Micah Moore, Tanner Mayes (whose best performance can be seen by Googling “Tanner Mayes Meltdown”), and Julez Ventura (as “Julie”) along with plenty of unknowns whose lack of experience in front of the camera doesn’t seem to infringe on their success here.

- If you’re familiar with the Brazzers network, you’ll immediately recognize the signature Brazzers style at work here at Mofos. That’s no coincidence! The Brazzers folks started Mofos as a means of diversifying (if only slightly) from their established shtick. Mofos porn may features similar-looking women (artificially enhanced breasts, fully made-up faces, mostly white girls) but the content is more amateurish in the best possible way.

- Most of the original eight Mofos sites focus on some kind of pseudo-amateur activity or premise: Pervs on Patrol features a peeping tom setup: Real Slut Party shows how rowdy a group of girls can get when they’re drunk enough; I Know That Girl takes “real” girlfriends and exposing them and their sweet, sweet poontangs: Mofos World Wide celebrates Latina and European dames; MILFs Like it Black is about as self-explanatory as they come, as is In Gang We Bang; Can She Take It tests the physical limits of cock-hungry whores; and Teens at Work exposes the naughty, naughty shenanigans young employees get up to when the boss isn’t looking.

Cons:
- If you don’t go for girls who’ve been under the surgeon’s knife at least once, you’ll likely find yourself feeling a bit disappointing in the model selections available from Mofos. Even the once plastic-free Micah Moore has had her tits enlarged and coincidentally finds herself here with the rest of the boob-inflated, polished whores of Mofos.

- Updates arrive, as stated earlier on, five times a week – Thursdays and Weekends are routinely skipped. If Mofos managed to bring that schedule up to a tighter seven-times-a-week, their content archive would grow pretty damn quickly and they’d prove to their members (and those they’re attempting to woo) that this network isn’t just Brazzers’ lil' brother; it’s its own beast.

- I completely understand that HD videos will always be large files, but 2.5 to 3 GBs is going to make downloading them out of the question for a lot of members who are stuck with slower connections, download restrictions, or hard drive limitations. They do look fantastic, but I feel it’d be more accommodating to the majority of members to drop the high bitrates a tad to bring the file sizes down.

Conclusion:
These Mofos means business. While this reviewer is permanently wary of any site or network that claims to shoot “real girls” when it’s obvious they’re pornstars in unsuccessful disguises, the Mofos get a free pass (well, almost). Their brand of “reality” porn is so convincing that you’re likely to forget all about the other professional work you’ve seen Micah Moore and Jules Ventura do and just enjoy the fantasy they’re presenting here. The archive, which currently holds 303 scenes, could some additionally content, but that will arrive with time (and hopefully truly daily updates). So, hold on your to egos, gents, and let these motherfuckers slide. They’re alright!