Intro:
Linda Ann Hopkins fucked her way to the top, quite literally. Taking the name Tera Patrick, Ms. Hopkins ventured into the world of pornographic entertainment and eventually became, after years of hard work, the industry’s most successful woman. Now, having effectively retired from performing, Tera seems content to continue her work as an author, TV and radio guest, voice actor, and all-round astonishingly sexy woman. That puts the future of her hardcore websites, including the self-titled Tera Patrick site you’re about to learn about, in question. Will Tera’s fantastic hardcore scenes keep arriving online? Will updates stop completely, regardless of who’s in them? Will Tera be involved in any capacity? Will her ex-husband Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a.: Spyder Jonez) keep thrusting his diminutive member into some of the industry’s hottest chicks? All will be revealed!

Pros:
Tera Patrick is blazingly hot. So hot, in fact, that I’d be genuinely surprised if you, dear reader, haven’t rubbed one out to her shapely visage a couple of times already. Not only does she have an incredible body and gorgeous face, her fucking ability is unparalleled. Her scenes online here represent some of her best work, and boy is it smoking!

There’s a fairly even amount of videos and photo galleries currently online here at Tera Patrick, with 317 and 366 items, respectively. While photo content isn’t dated, we can see that video updates usually arrive once a week and fall into any one of the following categories: Tera on the Road, Tera’s Exclusives, and Behind the Scenes. There’s also bonus network access that lets members check out the 19 other sites on the Fame Digital network - all for the discounted price of just $14.95!

Tera seems to have made some committed effort to keeping her fans clued in to her life and work by way of the Guestbook, FAQ, Biography, Filmography, Journal, Video Interview, Event Calendar, and links to buy her officially endorsed products.

Video and photo quality is quite good with most scenes available in resolutions of 720x480 and some non-downloadable streams hitting 960x540; photos are of a very high standard and reach approximately 1000px, looking fantastic and showing Tera in an extremely flattering light.

Cons:
Of the sites 317 scenes, only 118 actually feature its namesake, and about 40 of those scenes are candid non-hardcore videos that show Tera Patrick posing for photos, working out, giving interviews, sunning herself by the pool, and engaging in other relatively bland activities. For a performer with hundreds of titles to her credit, surely the webmasters could add more hardcore Tera content!

Although there’s pages set up for substantial personal interaction between Tera and her fans, she seems content to let them linger in a state of inactivity. The Journal, Calendar, and FAQ pages are infrequently updated and force avid fans to look to Twitter for any and all fresh information on their favorite newly retired star.

Server speeds, while not exactly slow, certainly didn’t hit the high speeds one might expect from a site run by a pornstar of Tera’s magnitude. Surely a few extra dollars could be pumped into this oft-neglected area of website maintenance to bring Tera’s fantastic work to her fans a little bit faster.

In most of the scenes in which Tera fucks, she’s being pounded by her then-husband Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a.: Spyder Jonez, a.k.a.: “Tera Patrick’s ugly-ass husband”). If, like many Tera fans, you rejoiced upon hearing of their separation, you’ll no doubt be a bit miffed that she’s not fucking someone who doesn’t look like an inked-up dock worker.

Conclusion:
There’s really no reason Tera Patrick’s recent retirement from active performance should relegate her sites uploads to classifications of ‘dull’, ‘boring’, and ‘totally devoid of any genuine sexual activity’. (Jimi Hendrix died almost 40 years ago but that hasn’t stopped him releasing albums!) Adding to that frustrating turn of events, well over half of the content currently online doesn’t even feature Tera Patrick, leaving you and your soon-to-be-flaccid dick wondering who the fuck you’re looking at. Still, when Tera does appear in hardcore scenes, they’re often extremely exciting (even if her Seinfeld’s involved) and many of her pornstar friends also perform very well. Unfortunately, Tera Patrick’s self-titled site needs a little extra care and attention before it can be considered her true official online resource.