Overview:
For every famous woman that gets naked - whether it be in Playboy, a movie, some artsy photography magazine, or a "leaked" sex tape - there are dozens and dozens that choose only to tease their male fans with skimpy dresses, flirtatious smiles, and suggestive (yet thinly disguised) comments about how much they love to fuck their significant other. For every minute you've spent with your finger on the pause button, marveling at Rosario Dawson's breathtaking breasts as they jump around her chest during a scene with Colin Farrell in Alexander, there are umpteen hours of footage where equally gorgeous actresses remain fully clothed, forcing you to use your damned imagination yet again. Both Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman have vowed not to bare all on the big screen, with Portman deciding against it after finding herself extremely anxious while appearing nude in Wes Anderson's short film Hotel Chevalier. With the hopes and dreams of hundreds of thousands of guys dashed, there's only one place left to turn and that's fakery.

Fake nudes of celebrities have become such a popular Internet phenomenon that they've even spawned a number of memes (a comedic image or phrase spread around online communities like wildfire), including the now ubiquitous caption "It's a shoop (photoshopped image). I can see the pixels." The only limit to the situations we might see depicted in fake celebrity porn is the imagination of the creators. From simple breast exposure to gangbangs and facial cum shots, if you dive into the world of fake celebrity porn, you can expect to see it all. Britney Spears donning a sailor's cap and getting fingerbanged by a large black man? You got it! Bonnie Hunt grinning while some balding loser plugs her asshole? It's hot 'n' ready, man! Rachel Ray whipping up a batch of her patented crème de la homme while wearing nothing but a dazzling smile? If you live it, it is no dream, dude!

Celeb Defamer is one of only a few websites that deal exclusively in fabricated depictions of naked female stars. With over a million "shoops" in their archives and more than a thousand different celebs to choose from, the average male imagination-impaired movie fan sure has a lot of ways to spend his time and money on Celeb Defamer. Promising to deliver sexy nudes and explicit depictions of everyone from Vanessa Hudgens to Eva Longoria getting ass fucked, face fucked, and even multi-fucked, Celeb Defamer sure has the potential to be both largely arousing and moderately amusing. Hopefully, the images will generate more boners that chuckles.

Once you've logged yourself into Celeb Defamer and bypassed the All Elite Pass network page (which will be discussed a little later on), you'll find a reasonably well designed members' area that provides new visitors with quite a lot of information in a number of different ways. First of all, you'll find an update list located in the center of the page. This is where you find out which celebs have had their galleries updated with new fakes or found themselves included in the site's archive for the first time. Additions to the archive seem to be made three or four times a week and each batch usually contains eight or nine new images. The left hand column of this main members' page offers some Magazine galleries, each one showing a couple of preview pics and a short spiel about what you'll find inside. The Magazines, Naughty But Nice, FHM (Fake Her Magazine), Her Brown Eye, and Face Fuck Monthly, for example - each follow a specific theme, from blowjob pics to lesbianism. On the right side of the page, you can find a few featured videos, most of which are fakes; the 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, however, is very real (but only contains near nudity). Most of your mouse clicks will undoubtedly be focused around the Celebrity Search feature, which also provides links to an alphabetized catalog of every star showcased on Celeb Defamer.

Starting out at the full list of celebs, you're sure to find any number of movie stars, singers, news anchors, and sportswomen that you have, at some point, desperately wanted to see naked and/or fucking. Take Evangeline Lilly of Lost fame, for example. I'm always hearing that she's one of the hottest women on the boob tube, but I've never actually seen her looking all that great. Perhaps if she got her gear off and allowed three guys to fuck her brains out, letting them jizz all over her face and ass, then I'd pay attention. Well, whaddya know, folks! That very image is available right here on Celeb Defamer. That goes for pretty much any female star you could care to name. No matter how pure and innocent a public image they (and their publicists) have cultivated, every famous woman can be digitally manipulated into any sexual situation in the hands of some of the artists whose work Celeb Defamer features. Whether they're replacing a pornstar's face with Terri Hatcher's or digitally revealing Michelle Trachtenberg's previously hidden breasts, the artists have the ability to manipulate pixels so well that you'll almost be entirely convinced. There are, however, and this is what I was afraid of, a very large number of faked nude images that are not at all convincing. Some look so unlike their intended subjects that it appears feasible that the "artist" simply added a graphic bearing said subject's name and went out for more Tecate Lights. Consistency is what Celeb Defamer is lacking.

As far as videos are concerned, I'd be surprised if anyone bothered to watch all nine or ten of them after the inevitable disappointment felt after watching a 20 second clip of Melissa Joan Hart yukking it up as Sabrina, blissfully unaware that her breasts have been artificially revealed. Aside from the previously mentioned Victoria's Secret video and a compilation movie of some of the best sex scenes from movies released in 2007, there is no worthwhile video content; and even the two movies I just mentioned aren't in any way exclusive to Celeb Defamer. Way to screw up the motion picture component of your website, guys.

Remember how I mentioned the All Elite Pass earlier in the review? Well, you'll be very pleased to know that paying members of Celeb Defamer are also given complete access to the entire All Elite network. That's 19 websites that offer a variety of porn, with everything from real celebrity nudes to interracial hardcore, MILFs, teens, squirting pussies, and gagging throat fucks. There's also a collection of DVD/video feed pages that offer a similar range of content, although none of it is exclusive to the All Elite Pass network. If you're a die-hard celebrity babe fan then you'll most likely spend quite a bit of time checking out Banned Celebs, the aforementioned real celebrity nudes site. With an extensive archive of nude, nearly nude, and non-nude (but still sexy) photos and videos collected from a variety of sources, Banned Celebs will certainly satisfy those who feel like Celeb Defamer has a more comedic feel than what they had anticipated. Membership to Celeb Defamer (and everything that comes with it) costs $29.97 every 30 days. A three-day trial membership is also available and only costs a dollar. As always, though, Mr. Pink's reviews don't cost a dime and paint such a deep, defined picture that a trial membership is just icing on the cake of what you already know.

Pros:
- Many of the images hit resolutions as high as 1400x1600 pixels and look very convincing.

- Bonus access to almost 20 other websites, as well as numerous video feed pages, makes membership more worthwhile.

- Just when you thought you'd seen everything, the artists (and their questionable sanity) produce an image so outrageous, so unbelievable that you'll find yourself in hysterics.

- There are a number of galleries focused around a theme, such as the women of Law & Order or Buffy.

Cons:
- The pitiful collection of fake and featured movies really goes to show how lazy some webmasters can be. If this is all they're going to offer their paying members, they're better off not hosting any videos at all.

- Navigation can sometimes become a chore. It'd be great to see some better search features; perhaps a tag system, too.

- About a third of all fakes look almost nothing like the celebrities they purport to.

- Image quality, resolutions, watermark sizes, and artistic merit vary from pic to pic, making it hard to feel fully satisfied with any one gallery, let alone the majority of the site.

- There have been reports of automatic sign-ups and various phishing scams associated with the All Elite Pass network, so be sure to take every precaution when signing up for a monthly, or especially trial, membership.

Conclusion:
Far be it from me to question the motives of the owners and operators of a pornographic website, but the guys behind Celeb Defamer seem to be lacking in the quality control department. Although their site has a huge number of convincing fake nudes of all manner of female celebrities, there are also an inordinate number of pics that look absolutely nothing like the intended women. While this is fairly amusing for a while, it really puts a cramp in your browsing if you're looking for some truly exciting pictures. Thanks for the bonus All Elite Pass access, as I expect Celeb Defamer would truly start to suffer from lack of interest without it.