Overview:
If the Internet is to be trusted, then we can assume that every band on MySpace will spam you with a gig notice or a "check out the new trackz guyz lol" bulletin, all Facebook users are self-obsessed idiots, eBay is the only way to buy and sell anything, and guys love shooting their cum into the mouth of a waiting babe. Dig a little deeper, however, and you'll find that those "facts" are merely observations based on a small portion of the specified social group. The one that is a 100% factual statement, though, is the one concerning a sexual act of a "deviant" or "perverted" nature. Cum dumps, as I (and many others) like to call them, are so highly revered by men that they'll literally do almost anything to ensure that a date ends in that specific fashion. Buying flowers, holding open a door, pretending to have a job that nets them a substantial income and significant upward mobility; in short, anything that they think will result in them dumping a load of cum in or on the date's mouth or face. One way to bring those jizzbomb dreams closer to reality is to date black girls.

Think about it; the African-American population of this country still suffers from undue economic hardship, even after affirmative action, positive discrimination, and the coming of Soulja Boy. The black women, therefore, would be more easily impressed by their date than a white girl would, especially if she's one of those suffering (or wallowing) in Princess Syndrome. Face facts, guys; you're more likely to shoot a load onto the face of a girl named Chantiqua Lee than one named Stephanie Miller. It's a fact. Don't argue. It's a stone cold fact. Even the guys from Ebony Cum Dumps know that it's a 100% certainty, which is why they've decided to focus entirely on the black female population of America for their pornographic website.

After briefly checking out the tour page, where you'll find boasts of 1080p High-Definition videos and 13 free bonus sites, and entering your login details, you'll see exactly what I've been talking about. This site is dedicated to ebony beauties, all willing to take one for the sake of racial unity. It's a bunch of white guys that are doing the cumming here. You've got to hand it to the webmasters of Ebony Cum Dumps; they've unified blacks and whites over a common ground. That truly is a remarkable achievement. Ok, enough with the armchair observations on racial politics. How about those cumshots?

Ebony Cum Dumps is a sparsely designed site that focuses all attention on the actual content, instead of some fancy lookin' pages. The main members' page offers up a simple display of all the scenes currently being hosted, with each scene's display including a very small preview image, the model's name, update date, and the obligatory links to both the video and photo content. Ingeniously, the links are text-based and offer the runtime of the video and the quantity of photos, respectively. There is also a menu bar sitting at the top of the page that points you to full lists of the photos and videos, as well as to Bonus Content, Extra Videos, Fun Stories, XXX Extras, and Daily Pornos, all of which I'll touch on a little later. After perusing the catalog of ebony cum receptacles and selecting which one you find most attractive, you'll need to decide whether you want to check out her still or moving images first. For the sake of this review, let's go with stills; that way we can build to a climax with the videos and polish everything off shortly thereafter.

Each photo gallery features a number of neat features that'll make your image viewing experience a more pleasant one. First of all, the thumbnails can be viewed in small, medium, or large sizes, and you can even decide how many of them will be shown on the page. There's a zip file you can download that will deliver the entire set of pics to your hard drive in one easy transfer, and there's even a slideshow for those of you that would prefer to use your hands for something other than mouse-clicking. The latest photos hit a very nice resolution of 1440x809 pixels and offer a great amount of detail. You get a close-up view of almost everything you could want, from the eager expressions on the women's faces at the beginning of the scene to the climactic jizz-splurge that coats their tongues towards the end.

Surely I don't need to explain how to find the videos; do I? Once you've picked a scene to enjoy, you'll find numerous video formats available to you. WMV and MOV vids can be streamed, while WMV, MOV, MPEG, and MP4 vids can be downloaded. The larger videos hit resolutions of 1280x720 and 1920x1080 pixels, making them look very nice indeed. They're clear, vibrant, and they generally feature some pretty hot action. While most of the scenes show one beautiful black babe getting on her knees to please Whitey, a handful show two girls getting in on the action. You can expect to see some pretty vigorous face-fucking, ending with the inevitable (and titular) cum dump. These girls lap it up, too; not afraid of a little manmade moisturizer, they delight in their new profession.

The Bonus Content page informs you of which bonus sites your Ebony Cum Dumps membership gives you free access to. Not only are there 14 of these sites, but there's also a substantial collection of hardcore movie feeds that you can take advantage of as well. There's a lot of variety in this bonus area, so don't be surprised if you end up spending quite a lot of time checking it all out. For fans of human oddities, there's a Strange Sex Stories section that serves up around 60 factoids and unbelievable truths that are sure to tantalize your curiosity and imagination. The XXX Extras page manages to splurt out some porno sounds, erotic computer icons, and other sex-related pieces of insignificant data. That one's not really worth the effort, I must say.

Membership to Ebony Cum Dumps is going to cost you, financially and possibly spiritually - $19.95 per month. There's no trial option, which just means you're going to have to lap up every remaining word of this review, starting in 3, 2, 1?

Pros:
- A number of babes from Ghetto Gaggers (one of the bonus sites) also make appearances here at Ebony Cum Dumps.

- 100% of the content is 100% original and exclusive! Dayum, boy!

- There's enough bonus content and free website access included with your membership for you to devote entire 16 hour blocks of your day to checking it all out.

- The photos and videos come to you in High-Definition resolutions, with a number of video formats available too.

Cons:
- Although updates arrive pretty much every week, there is the occasional delay of a few days here and there.

- There are under 100 scenes currently on the site. Hopefully that'll steadily increase in the near future.

- I'm not sure why the webmasters have bothered to include a few of the bonus sections, as they contain material that's a little boring at best and zzzzz-inducing at worst.

- The design of the site, while lean and simple, is almost too much so. A more modern redesign would be great.

Conclusion:
Whether you're a white or black guy (or of any other nationality, for that matter), there's something really hot about interracial sex. When you flip the standard situation, black guy on white girl, to white guy on black girl, it's even more interesting and exciting. Couple that premise with a heavy focus on facial-cleansing ejaculate and you're onto a winner. Ebony Cum Dumps is a very enjoyable site that should please pretty much anyone who finds himself intrigued by the site's tour page. A site redesign would be great, but, as it stands, Ebony Cum Dumps is still a damn fine place to whittle away those lonely weekends and holidays (as long as you don't mind the somewhat limited quantity of content).