Overview:
Now, you and I both know that white guys are eternally damned to worry that a well-hung black man will eventually run off with his wife or daughters, making a cuckold of him, so it should be no surprise that someone has finally used this hang as the basis of a porn site. The premise is this: there's a woman who knows that only a big black cock can satisfy her sexual desires and so she humiliates her whiteboy partners by forcing them to watch her get just what she needs from a black guy (or two). Going one step further, she even humiliates the puny whiteboys by making them serve drinks to her and her new companions and, in the ultimate Mortal Kombat-style "Humiliation" move, even makes them eat the black dudes' jizzbombs off her tits, stomach, or face. With that in mind, let's find out more about the woman named Candy Monroe.

Candy's a pretty wild gal; covered with tats, punctured with piercings, filled with black cock cravings. She dresses in a mutated rockabilly style and loves wearing wigs, crazy lingerie, and ridiculous jewelry. What's more, she even gets her whiteboys to fix her up before a scene. The tour page to Candy Monroe (the site) is very impressive, with a number of animated pics, a cool tattoo-style background graphic, and a whole stack of preview images that give you a good idea of just how much Candy loves black dick. Episodes are said to be added weekly and include hi-res pics and hi-def movies.

Once you've entered your log in details and entered the site, though, you'll no doubt be immediately disappointed. The design of the site's members' area is almost nothing like that of the tour page. A couple of differences are to be expected, but the members' area of this site bares almost no resemblance to the introductory pages. Beneath a large banner reminding you of Candy's name, the first thing you'll see is an advertising area and, although the sites advertised are from the same company as the one you're looking at right now, any advertisements are an unwelcome first impression. The way the updates are laid out on the member's page is also pretty disappointing, with full viewing options shown for every scene on the page, instead of the standard porn site layout that shows preview pics for a bunch of scenes that act as links to viewing/downloading pages. Unfortunately, Candy's webmasters have made this page a bit of a pain in the ass to use. You have to scroll through vast, mostly blank, areas before you can proceed through the listing to the next page. There is a drop-down text menu that allows you to access scenes immediately, but they're shown by title only. Needless to say, the titles generally don't give the viewers what they want. Tightening up this page, the only browsing method on the site, would be a very good idea.

Both photos and videos are included in every update, and there are actually three different kinds of images to view. Each page of each gallery is linked to directly from the update pages. The first gallery type is vidcaps. At a resolution of 720x480 pixels, the vidcaps don't look too bad but, then again, they're not that great either. The problem with them is the same thing that always renders vidcaps fairly humdrum, they simply mimic the action of the video without providing anything new. The second gallery type is easily the best: the photographs. Candy's not only a wild 'n' crazy gal, but she's pretty damn gorgeous, too. The photos do a very good job of showcasing her naturally stunning looks, supple tits and ass; clear, fair skin, while also showing off her crazy sense of style. Hi-res images were promised on the tour page and, while I'm not sure if 1200x800 pixel resolution qualifies as hi-res, these shots are certainly big enough for you to get a good look at Candy and whatever mischief she gets up to. The third image style hosted at Candy Monroe is something the webmasters have dubbed 4-Panel Pics. Exactly what they sound like, these images connect four vidcaps to make a 720x480 image that contains a portion of the hot fucking action, all in one large frame. Those of you who have been checking out interracial porn for a while will surely recognize these 4-Panel Pics as the work of the DogFart crew. Yes, those nasty lunatics are still going strong and still using their signature quadroptic images. None of these galleries can be downloaded as zip archives, which is especially disappointing when you've now got three different galleries to look through.

Videos come in WMV format only, with broadband and "midband" being your quality options. Broadband clips (640x480 resolution) are available for the full-length downloads and three-part chaptered versions. Midband quality videos (448x332) can be downloaded at full-length or small clips, often 15 to 25 per scene. While 640x480 certainly doesn't match the High Definition standard promised by the tour page, the larger videos look pretty good. The colors tend to be a little washed out due to the bright, flat lighting. The scenes tend to play quite strangely, due to the strange nature of the site. On one hand it's a pretty straightforward alt.porn/interracial hardcore site, on another it's a submission/humiliation fetish site, and on the last it's almost a comedy porn production. There are so many jokes thrown around, mostly at the expense of the white guys (role-reversal racism?) and most of them are pretty bad. Comedy and porn only cohabit peacefully when the exact right comedic note is hit. Unfortunately for Candy and her cronies, I doubt there'll be much laughing on the other side of the screen. The fucking is only moderately exciting; largely due to Candy's tendency to lose a bit of energy once she stops riffing for the camera and starts getting fucked. She's usually a pretty performer for a few minutes but dies down after that, often looking less than enthusiastic. I guess we can't expect every pornstar to be as enthusiastic as Gianna Michaels or Eva Angelina.

Becoming a member of Candy Monroe will cost you a hefty $34.99 every 30 days. There's the recent addtion of bonus access to all 14 of the Dogfart sites which helps justifiy the steep price. I'm sure her tattoo and fashion budget needs to be strengthened somehow, but it seems like she's reluctant to work too hard for it, instead relying purely on her looks and not her talents. Let's recap and maybe make a few additional points before you run off to wherever it is you go, okay?

Pros:
- Candy's a pretty hot young punker. Her hair is piled high, her skin is thoroughly inked and she has pretty interesting taste in clothes. Add all of that to a naturally attractive face and body and you've got a real alternative hottie.

- The material on this site is 100% original and exclusive.

- Updates come once a week, and that's pretty good for a single model hardcore site.

- Fans of humiliation and submission fetish porn will get a kick out of Candy's cuckolding ways.

Cons:
- The tour page really makes the site look like it has been designed with flair, attitude, and skill, neither of which is really true. There are also a number of promises on the tour page that aren't kept. Hi-Def videos? Nowhere to be found! Hi-res photos? Just barely.

- The site could really use some downloadable zip archives for the image galleries; a few more video formats would be great, too.

- Candy seems more enthusiastic about cracking wise with her pals than she does about getting fucked by some impressively endowed black dudes. Where are this girl's priorities?

- Cutting to shots of a skinny white dude's bare ass really interrupts the flow of the sex scenes. I can definitely imagine many members sticking to the photos after a while, because there they can decide whether or not they want the attention to move away from the fucking.

- I don't know about you, but for me, it's a little hard to justify the $35 per month membership price when Candy Monroe only offers up approximately 70 scenes.

Conclusion:
Candy Monroe's got great style, I'll give her that, but her site doesn't really live up to its potential (or its tour promises). After touting HD videos so heavily on the introductory pages, 640x480 video resolution seems absolutely tiny and will definitely disappoint members who haven't been fortunate enough to find themselves reading a Mr. Pinks review! Candy Monroe is also quite expensive, and when you get only 68 scenes in her collection, it's obvious that signing up for a monthly membership won't be an easy decision to make.