Overview:
Cum Fu is a site devoted entirely to women of the Asian persuasion and, along with such sites as King Dong, Footville, My Sexy Life, and Naked Movie, it is part of the Muffia network. Made by the guys who brought you Reality Kings, Muffia has only been on the scene a few months but has already started to garner a reputation for hot content, high quality, and exciting niche-based hardcore movies. Hopefully Cum Fu doesn't tarnish their good name and instead brings more potential members to check out what the Muffia men have done. Cum Fu itself, however, must also stand on its own two chopsticks, not rest on the network for too much support. The Cum Fu tour page gives us little reason to doubt that it will be successful, with plenty of gorgeous, exotic Asian beauties on display. Western men have lusted after forbidden eastern fruit for centuries and now, with the globalization of commerce, entertainment, and culture, they can finally immerse themselves in as much Asian pussy as they can afford (or otherwise obtain without resorting to rape like they did back at Nanking). By forking over the Mr. Pink's discounted sum of $17.95 for a monthly Cum Fu membership you too can enjoy, at least vicariously, what Asian women have to offer - their legendary submissive temperaments, limber bodies, small frames, and tight pussies are just the tip of the egg roll here at Cum Fu.

Logging in to the main members' area will no doubt lead you to discover that your eighteen bucks didn't just buy your way into Cum Fu, but also into the rest of the Muffia network. That's great news for anyone with a number of fetishes that require attention. (Be sure to check out the full Muffia review featured on Mr. Pink's for more information.) The majority of Cum Fu's front page is occupied by displays of recent updates – they arrive only once every two weeks - with each one showing a preview image, title, and date of upload. The single most recently added scene is featured in a larger display that includes a scene synopsis and a handful of preview pics. A list of the most popular content is shown on the right hand side of the page and is a good place to find something spicy if you want to jump straight into the action. If you'd rather take a gander at the women who grace Cum Fu with their presence, click the View All button and you'll be taken to a list of each and every scene currently on the site (an reasonably adequate substitute for the missing model index).

After checking out all the preview pics and getting a taste for what the site has to offer - which, by the way, ranges from karate porn to the favored pastime of rednecks, "mudding" - including the impressive roster of gorgeous models, it'll come time to make a decision and pick a scene. Each scene, when selected, can be viewed in more detail on its preview page, which offers a thorough (if barely literate) breakdown of the action complete with synopsis and a small picture gallery. Links to the scene's downloadable content can be found to the right, with full-length WMV and MP4 videos available, along with chaptered WMVs and a zip archive of the photo gallery. There's also a Details section, providing you with a number of tagged keywords. Clicking these words will help you find similar content. Want more skinny Asian girls in 1-on-1 anal scenes? You got it! Want to see something else starring Jessica Bangkok? No problemo, domo arigato. A tab-based menu gives you access to the main body of content, with Movie, Pictures, and Trailer (if you want to taste more samples before digging in) available for your perusal. Pretty much the only thing not included on this page is a little dish of sweet chili jam. Mmm… throw that on some steamed Chinese broccoli and you’re in heaven!

The streaming Flash movies look very good and are a quick and handy way to get a proper taste of each scene without committing to a download. These vids are available in three quality settings: Low, Standard, and HD, with HD giving you a crystal clear view of the action. It’s so gorgeous that Cum Fu insists on opening a new window just for that one video! Streams load quite quickly and feature a horizontal thumbnail menu running down along the bottom of the frame that allows you to jump to later, probably hotter sections of the movie with no fuss and no guesswork. The downloadable videos are, as usual, better quality than the streams and, at resolutions around 720x404 pixels, look very nice. It'd be great if the Muffia guys added some true high definition (ie: 720p or 1080p) content in the near future. If they don't, I doubt their customers will stick around for too long, what with so many of Muffia's competitors offering videos nearly twice the quality. The Pictures page allows you to view thumbnail layouts of around 400 images, manually sifting through and opening the ones you're most excited by. The pics hit resolutions of around 600x900 pixels and could stand to be a little larger. Still, the photography is very good, if a little flatly lit at times, and is very flattering to the models, capturing their exotic looks perfectly.

Cum Fu's Asian theme doesn't stop when they leave the casting couch, with most sets and costumes focusing on one aspect of the multitude of Asian cultures, whether Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Mongolian, Vietnamese, or Korean. Most of the time, the director has chosen to poke fun at the west's perception of Asians, using martial arts, employing kimonos and geisha culture, or simply using the word "chopsticks" a couple of times. Thankfully, the models are hot enough that you won't be paying a lot of attention to the fairly lame attempts at humor. There certainly is something special about many Asian women and, having never fucked an Asian girl, I'm left to enjoy Asian-themed porn and hope to vicariously gain the wealth of sexual knowledge that Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo must have by now. More importantly, though, is the enjoyment you'll most likely get from Cum Fu.

Unfortunately, the only bonus you’ll receive with your membership is access to the rest of the Muffia network. Why is that a bad thing? Well, aside from Cum Fu, the only sites still updating regularly are Molly’s Life and Manuel Uncut and, while they’re both very enjoyable, three sites does not a network make. Only Molly’s Life still adds a new scene every week, so a whole month can flash by seeing just eight new scenes added to the entire network. That’d be fine if we were talking about a single site, but this is a ten-site network for cryin’ out loud and, even with Mr. Pink’s discounted membership price of $17.95, that makes membership seem, well, a little on the steep side. Anyway, moving on… As I said, there's something about the way Asian chicks take cock that makes it especially hot. Kinda like how the way I tell you about the positives and negatives of a particular site is beyond reproach. Geddit?

Pros:
- Videos look and sound very good with clear images and strong audio.

- It's nice to see a hardcore site that puts some effort into set dressing and costuming, tying it in to their overall theme.

- The models! Holy smokes! These are some hot, hot, hotties – and I bet their pussies are tight, too.

- Complete access to the whole Muffia network is a… well, a bonus.

Cons:
- At the time of my review, there were only 62 scenes on the site and with updates now coming every two weeks, that’s not likely to jump to over 100 anytime soon.

- Nobody’s screaming Charlie Chan here, but some of the references to Asian culture are so obvious and ignorant that they're almost a little racist.

- How about some model profiles with bios and info on the girls' ethnic origins, Webmaster San?

- The photography could do with some improvement. It's good, but has the potential to be great. Maybe just lowering the intensity of the lights would do the trick.

Conclusion:
Asian entertainment has come a long way since Charlie Chan and Fu Manchu. These days, directors like John Woo and Takeshi Kitano have found increased popularity in the Western world and anime sells about as strongly as classic American cartoons on the home video market. It’s a little disappointing to see that the folks behind Cum Fu are treading territory we now prefer to forget, but they could very well be partaking in parody. Honestly, I was too busy watching the blistering hot sex to pay that much attention to their motives. With stunning Asian actresses like Mika Tan, Jessica Bangkok, and Tia Ling gracing the pages, there’s a lot to love about Cum Fu. I just with they’d update more than once every two weeks and that the Muffia network had a few more worthwhile sites instead or nursing dead ones.