Overview:
Whenever I go out on a Thursday or Friday night (Thursday's the new Friday, and Friday's the new Saturday!) I always see a woman who's wearing so much makeup she just looks plain nasty. It might be a white girl that thinks she can totally cover her acne scars; it could be a Mexican girl who thinks that piling on the powder makes her look more white; occasionally, you'll even see a black girl that has decided that smearing her eyelids with bright blue eye-shadow somehow makes her look like she's from somewhere more exotic than Fox Hills, Culver City. I look at these girls and think, "Damn. That's some nasty makeup she's wearing!" It looks like someone has been following me, recording my thoughts and using the catchier witticisms to name porn sites, because, lo and behold, here comes Nasty Makeup to show you the depths of depravity a girl's face can sink to!

Nasty Makeup isn't a site about bad blush jobs, or all-too-obvious lip penciling - no. It's about that certain kind of makeover that only a guy can give to his girl. I believe I have mentioned Liz Phair ("alternative rock" songstress) and her song H.W.C. in at least one other review. Well, considering that it's the only song I know about the joys of receiving facial ejaculation, I'm forced to mention it again! The song, which includes the lines, "You're my secret beauty routine / Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen / I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice / You're the best magazine advice" is about, you guessed it, Hot White Cum and Ms. Phair's use of it to augment her natural good looks. It must do wonders for her complexion, and that of other women, as it's certainly caught on in a big way. The girls of Nasty Makeup must know just how clear a hefty helping of jism will make their skin, because they allow these studly fellas to dump load after load on their pretty little faces, all in the name of beauty (and pornography).

Once you've scoped out the tour page and read the various claims made by the webmasters, logged in and realized that you just became a member of not only Nasty Makeup but three other hardcore sites, too, it's time to figure out exactly what your money has gotten you. The other sites you'll now be able to enjoy, My First Casting, Argentina Triple X, and Anal Breakers, are all hardcore sites, and all come from the same people that are behind Nasty Makeup. Chances are, if you like Nasty Makeup, you'll also get a kick out of these other sites. Since we're reviewing Nasty Makeup today, and not the four-site network, let's get started and see what kind of thoroughly enjoyable filth we can uncover.

The site is very cleanly designed and navigation is a breeze. After landing on the main members' page, you must click on the Browse Content button near the top of said page before clicking on the image of Nasty Makeup. Only then will you be looking solely at content provided by Nasty Makeup, and not the other sites on the network. The 21 models you'll find listed there are all Argentinean beauties, most of them even speak Spanish in the scenes (don't worry, there are subtitles). Each woman can be seen in a small preview pic, shown along with her name and a brief synopsis of her dick-sucking abilities and receptiveness to cum. After checking out the models, it will come time to make your first selection. Will it be the fresh-faced blonde, Pilar, or perhaps Mariana, the dark-skinned exotic mature woman, that will take your fancy? There's a nice variety of personal styles on display here, so be sure to check them all out.

Each model has her own profile/content page, all her scenes, in addition to a short bio, can be found here. Viewing options are laid out next to six small preview pics as well as one larger image, all of which really give you a good look at her. Full-length videos come to you in four formats and resolutions, WMVs, MPGs, and MOVs at 640x480, and 320x240 res MP4s that are compatible with iPods, iPhones, and the like. There are also a handful of partial scene clips available in WMV format for those of you who just can't be bothered sitting through all the build up to the pop shot. Streaming is also available for the full-length WMV videos. The video quality isn't too impressive, I must say. It's not terrible but, at a maximum resolution of only 640x480, there are better quality video files on other sites that really blow these ones away. If Nasty Makeup is really going to compete in the tough world of online cum-drenching porn, they're going to have to knock the videos up another notch. Bam!

Photos are also provided with each scene and can either be viewed individually or downloaded as a set in zip format. The galleries can be found by clicking the "Pictures" link underneath all of the video options. The more recent galleries offer photos of resolutions up to 1024x1530 pixels, with older sets dropping down to the 600x900 area. The images are usually very well shot, with strong colors and nice definition, which really makes it easy to see just how much jizz is thrown onto the faces of these cum-hungry broads. The scenes build up with lots of blowjob action, and sometimes some straight sex as well. The fiery Latin women do a very good job with their male partners, fucking vigorously and enthusiastically, while their smoking hot bodies writhe around in front of the camera. Most of them eagerly accept their special facial treatment, while others balk just a little when it comes to crunch time.

There's also a pretty healthy collection of bonus content available to members, which must be accessed via the main network page. Members have unlimited access to 15 hardcore sex movies, as well as almost 50 mainstream-style hardcore DVDs, each one containing around four or five scenes. You get all the regular content, network access, and bonus material for $29.99 a month. Not too shabby, huh? Well don't count your chicas just yet, fellas. I've got a few more things left to say, all of which are definitely worth hearing.

Pros:
- The content online at Nasty Makeup is 100% exclusive and features authentic Argentinean babes.

- Network access is a huge reason to consider joining this site. You get four sites for the price of one, and all are of comparable quality.

- The bonus content includes some really great DVDs that star a number of popular porn stars in all kinds of hardcore situations.

- The design of the site is very classy and easy on the eyes; user-friendliness is also high.

Cons:
- It'd be great it the Nasty Makeup crew would increase the quality of their video content. In this day and age, no site can afford to linger too long with 640x480 videos.

- Having only existed since late 2007, Nasty Makeup hasn't amassed a particularly large collection of content just yet.

- The update schedule should be increased, as new content is only added about three times a month.

- There were a couple of instances where my clicking of a link (usually a zip download link) led me back to the tour or login page. Uh oh!

Conclusion:
Sick of seeing girls run for cover every time a big-dicked stud points it at their face while letting out an orgasmic moan? Well, the women here at Nasty Makeup know that the only way their skin will ever retain its luster, elasticity, and general cleanliness is if they get a healthy helping of semen every now and then. The video and photo content available here is all quite enjoyable and will definitely arouse those who are into facial cum-dumping. It'd be great to see a video upgrade but, more importantly, there needs to be more content added to the site fairly soon. The bonus content and network access are fantastic, that's definitely true, but people are primarily signing up for Nasty Makeup memberships, so that's the kind of content they should expect to find.