Overview:
Maybe I'm alone in this, but I've always fantasized that movie stars carry on illicit affairs with each other while they're on-set but off-camera. Ok, so maybe someone like Meryl Streep wouldn't let Philip Seymour Hoffman fingerbang her in the make-up truck in between shooting scenes for the highbrow drama Doubt, but you bet your ass Amy Adams would. Hell, she's probably so worn out from fucking Patrick Dempsey (her Enchanted co-star) that a quick fingerbang is all her youthful hole could handle. Again, this might just be me and my sick mind, but I also wonder if, with method acting being so revered among the performing arts community, these professional thespians fuck in character. I mean, if you were Tobey Maguire and had the opportunity to be Spider-Man, wouldn't you want to know what it's like to get laid as only the webbed wonder can? String up some webs, mount your carrot-topped girlfriend, and see what escapes Peter Parker's pecker upon orgasm. Just think about that scene where Spidey hung upside-down in the rain and kissed Mary-Jane in all her semi-transparent shirted glory and tell me you don't believe they carried on in the trailer.

Unless Harvey Levin and his TMZ snappers grow the biggest balls in the Hollywood tabloid media and start kicking down trailer doors, we're unlikely to see proof of any star-on-star (or character-on-character) shenanigans. I suppose that, until I get a job as Katherine Heigl's make-up artist's assistant, artistic renderings of such situations will have to suffice. That's where Gogo Celebs comes in. The webmasters and artists behind this site must operate on a similar sexual wavelength to me, as they too seem to be convinced that musicians, actors, and even movie characters simply must fuck each other. They've gone to great lengths to illustrate some of the more inspired imagined hook-ups and now share them with other celebuphiles for the monthly charge of $29.97. For those of us who aren't immediately aroused by the prospect of seeing Mr. Fantastic's elongated boner fill the transparent vagina of his wife, The Invisible Woman, there's also a $1 trial membership that'll give you three days worth of access. Just what can you expect to find inside the cyberwalls of Gogo Celebs? Let's find out.

Immediately after logging in to Gogo Celebs, you'll notice (if you hadn't already) that the money you ponied up for membership doesn't just allow you access to Gogo Celebs, but also to 18 other porn sites, all with slightly different themes. From the real celebrity nudes of Banned Celebs and Celeb Defamer, to the interracial hardcore of Black Dicks Sweet Chicks and Black Booty Bonanza, to Major League Asses, Teenage Violations, and Mommy Loves Monster Cocks, the All Elite Pass covers most niche porn genres. There are even 15 DVD feed pages for those of you with a simply enormous appetite for hardcore. Still, our focus is on Gogo Celebs and its illustrations of celebrities engaging in all kinds of sexual encounters with each other, so let's move along and find out just how depraved these Hollywood types can be.

The Gogo Celebs site is really not much of a website. Instead of functioning as a stand-alone cartoon porn outlet, it is essentially a section of the main All Elite Pass website, as are all the other sites you'll be visiting with the pass. Gogo Celebs doesn't have a unique design or navigation system; you merely access the content archive as you would any sub-section of a larger site. There's a menu bar at the top of the main members' page but that doesn't relate solely to Gogo Celebs. Really, the only way to browse is to scroll down to the display of cartoon images and click through the four pages of pics, selecting the comics you're most interested in. With only 49 different scenes currently available, there really isn't all that much to choose from at the moment. What is online, however, is pretty neat.

Considering my devotion to the original Get Smart TV series, here's to you, Don Adams, it comes as no surprise that Gogo's cartoon porn interpretation of the recent Get Smart movie starring Steve Carrel and Anne Hathaway received the honor of being the first scene I selected. Inside the Get Smart gallery, there are six illustrated images depicting Agents 86 and 99 in a number of, shall we say, compromising strategic positions. Max and 99 fuck on a sofa with the KAOS crest glowing behind them, in bed with the famous shoe-phone seemingly transmitting the audio to the Chief, on a balcony, in Control labs and offices, and finally on a garage bench in front of a Toyota station wagon. The drawings are actually a little disappointing, due largely to the artists' struggle to make these cartoon renderings look like the stars they're based on. I can take or leave Steve Carrel, but it would've been much hotter had Agent 99's face and body resembled those of the delectable Anne Hathaway. Gogo's Agent 99 looks like a generic cartoon babe with long brown hair - Hathaway looks much hotter. Carrel, however, has no cause for complaint as the artists have not only buffed him up and pulled a few years from his face, but also given him a truly impressive cartoon cock. 99's juices pour out and along 86's shaft as he tries so hard to keep his mind on the mission. As usual, he fails.

Most of the galleries show similar scenarios, although obviously tailored to the characters/celebrities that they're depicting. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz share a few precious moments in a hotel room. James Bond (Daniel Craig) bangs that superhot new Bond girl in all manner of environs. "Marky" Mark Wahlberg sticks it to whoever his female co-star from Max Payne is - and in a subway, no less. Brendan Fraser, that annoying British guy and a huge Yeti-type creature stick their enlarged fucksticks into whoever it was that replaced Rachel Weisz in the last Mummy movie. Iron Man, Hancock, Jay-Z, Hellboy, The Black Eyed Peas, David and Victoria Beckham, The Pussycat Dolls, the cast of Stargate, and even the Dark Knight himself get in on the action. While most of the scenes aren't particularly well-drawn or even overly imaginative, there are a couple that are truly impressive. Spider-Man, clad in his black suit, spins some webs with which to string up Mary-Jane, immobilizing her as he rams his cock into red-tinged snatch. The artist even remembered that Spidey's a photographer and littered the table in the background with hardcore black and whites of Peter and MJ's previous sexcapades. If only that attention to detail was present in all of the cartoons. The images generally surpass the 1080 pixel mark and each gallery can be downloaded as a zipped archive.

With the only bonus material available to Gogo Celebs members being hosted on other sites and feed pages, there's little else to discuss. So, unless you want to continue beating off to the Best & Worst Dressed List in Star Magazine, perhaps it's time to up the stakes and dive into the fantastic world of cartoon celebrity porn. Then again, perhaps it's not.

Pros:
- There's definitely a thrill in seeing Spider-Man plunder the depths of Mary-Jane's tight cunt, even if it is illustrated.

- Most of the images are quite large.

- Zip downloads are available.

- Bonuses! Members get a shitload of quality bonus website access, as well as additional DVD feed pages.

Cons:
- The majority of the characters rendered by Gogo's artists don't really look the people they're based on.

- With only 49 galleries, Gogo Celebs is desperately in need of more content.

- Updates aren't dated and none of the last 150 updates made to All Elite Pass had anything to do with Gogo Celebs, making it seem like this site won't be getting any new content for quite a while.

- Each gallery could be fleshed out a lot more. Six pics just doesn't cut it.

Conclusion:
I was pretty gung-ho about this review. I like watching movies and have a soft spot for Iron Man and Spider-Man (both featured galleries), and I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about celebrities fucking each other's brains out at every given opportunity, but I got my hopes up for nothing. Sure, this site is fantastic in theory, cartoons of celebs and the characters they play fucking like pornstars, but in practice it ends up being quite dull. The illustration quality isn't that great and the site needs a huge update to its archives before there's much point in signing up. The best thing about Gogo Celebs is probably the bonus sites a membership allows you to access.