Overview:
Since last time a celebrity site was featured on Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews, things have changed, yet things remain the same. Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge are now featured prominently under the banner of "Celebrities!", while Jessicas Simpson, Biel, and Alba have moved down a few notches. Angelina Jolie is still one of the most lusted-after women on the planet (by both men and women), while her arch-nemesis (and the broad she stole Brad from), Jennifer Aniston has clawed her way higher and higher (thanks in part to a partially nude photo shoot for GQ). In the battle for the crown of Queen Celebrity, there are hundreds of potential heirs, all of whom must meet a few basic criteria: they must be fairly young, somewhat talented, and, above all, must cause pants to swell and stir at the mere mention of their name. Movie poster billing is of little concern and is really just based on how many guys want to bone that particular woman, not vice versa. Meryl Streep, for example, may receive top billing in most of her films, but very few men want to ogle her jubblies; at least, not like they used to. Ah, the fleeting nature of celebrity.

Banned Celebs is one of many websites on the Internet that focuses on the unattainable, insurmountable hotness of famous women. Whether they're actresses, singers, television personalities or celebutantes (heiresses and the like), the women featured on Banned Celebs all share one common factor: hotness. Sure, you may not consider Keira Knightly to be the pinnacle of female perfection, but many do. I can't expect every reader to understand my infatuation with Carla Gugino, either. Everyone's tastes are different yet, somehow when it comes to celebrity babes, everyone's a fan.

Where many celebrity-based porn sites flounder and fail is in the extent of their content archive. Some only pick the most famous women; some don't care about keeping their galleries up-to-date; some think it's enough to just repost images that have already made it round the blog circuit for three or four months. Hopefully, Banned Celebs is not one of these sites. From the looks of the tour page, we're in for a treat here, thanks largely to what appears to be nicely designed site with an extensive archive of major and minor celebs. There are over 28,000 videos online, and more than a million pics! The downside to such a large and varied collection of pics and vids is that it can sometimes be a chore to navigate. Functionality will be a big issue for Banned Celebs, as will image and video quality and consistency. Once logged into Banned Celebs, you'll no doubt be pleased to discover that there are a wealth of bonus sites accessible by members. I'll go into more detail towards the end of the review, but let it be said that there are 18 bonus sites, as well as around 15 DVD feed pages (each covering a different porn niche). That's certainly enough to spend a bottle of Jergens on!

The main Banned Celebs members' area begins with a few different browsing options, celebrity name search and alphabetical list, and a menu bar with such links as Newest Updates, Most Visited Celebs, Highest Rated Celebs, Favorites, Celeb Fakes, and Support. Celeb Fakes actually links to Celeb Defamer, another site on the All Elite Pass network that Banned Celebs members have full access to, but all other menu buttons lead to pages on the Banned Celebs site itself. The latest news in female celebrity gossip can be found on the front page, giving you the lowdown on the latest babe to find herself on numerous websites sucking dick or getting pounded from behind. You can also see a list of the most recent updates, featured videos, various kinds of steamy photos (nipple slips, bikini shots, cameltoes, etc), and even some compilation videos that focus on a theme, the latest of which is all about Accidental Nudity. I find that the most rewarding method of checking out a celeb site is to try to think of someone you really wish you saw naked more often. Forget Angelina Jolie - she gets her gear off in every other movie. What about (ahem) Carla Gugino?

After clicking the C button in the alphabetical listing, I found out just how many celeb babes are currently featured on Banned Celebs. Amidst a bunch of C names I've never heard of were Calista Flockart, Cameron Diaz, Camilla Alves, Candace Bergen, and Carla Bruni. Thankfully, Carla Gugino was also on the list. Ms. Gugino's page offered up a succinct biography and a full list of movie, television, print media, and advertisement appearances, along with some trivia and a few facts about her inclusion on this site. You can currently find 910 images of Carla, as well as 147 nude or see-through pics and 36 videos on Banned Celebs. Each of the two image sections are really quite interchangeable a lot of the time. If the star doesn't get naked all that often, the pics will largely be the same in both sections. The galleries are not consistent in the quality of images they provide but, especially when dealing with current celebs, many pics reach resolutions of 1900x760 pixels and above. There are hundreds of photos taken from wire image services that hit 2500x3600 or higher, giving you incredible detail and visual access to parts of these famous bodies that usually go unnoticed. The movies, too, vary in resolution and clarity but often hover around the 640x480 and 720x540 pixel marks when pulled from a digital TV or DVD source. The movies page features a less exciting layout than the galleries, with no images shown. Instead, the focus is on text, providing you with the video's filename, running time, file size, sound quality, body status (nude or non-nude), and the date it was added to the archive. Below this essential information is a brief description of what you'll see. Carla Gugino, for example, can be seen in over 35 clips that range from an appearance on Letterman to a vampiric semi-nude lesbian scene with Lucy Liu (!!!!!!) in Rise: The Blood Hunter. Other stars get more explicit (or less) and how much you'll see really depends on how desperate that particular woman is for attention and/or money. There are a number of neat surprises, though, and you'll find nude shots of many female stars you never thought would get their gear off in the name of "art".

Those bonus websites that I mentioned earlier? Well, there are 18 of them, and they each feature a different kind of porn, from celebrity fake nudes and cartoon porn to hardcore interracial anal, ass licking, slutty teens, and squirting. The DVD feed pages offer even more additional content, all of it available to stream at no extra charge. Again, there's a wide range of hardcore niches covered by these feeds; surely enough to keep you and your Jergens supplier happy for a few months at least. A month's membership to Banned Celebs will set you back $29.97, or you can opt for a one day trial membership that costs only $1 and is a great way to make sure this site is worthy of your hard earned money. Thankfully, Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews never charges you a dime and merely asks for your eternally devoted attention. Why not? We bring the goods!

Pros:
- There are literally tens of thousands of hot female celebrities in the Banned Celebs archive. You're sure to find at least two or three thousand boneriffically hot!

- Many of the stars can be seen in both photo and video form. The vast majority of the videos are of very good quality, as are many of the more recent photos.

- Banned Celebs also features movie reviews, news, and featured videos like the current Accidental Nudity compilation.

- The 18 bonus sites and near-40 strong roster of DVD feed pages are an awesome additional incentive to join.

Cons:
- A site this large is bound to be a little difficult to navigate. That's certainly the case here.

- Considering the non-exclusive nature of the entire content archive, it's a bit much to ask almost $30 a month from members.

- Much of the older content suffers from low-quality and low-resolutions.

- The galleries often deliver far too many images that are almost identical in all respects - 35 shots of Angelina Jolie from the same red carpet premiere, for example.

Conclusion:
In a field of online porn that is highly competitive and largely dominated by a well-known industry figure (Mr. Skin), Banned Celebs does surprisingly well. With an enormous archive of photos and videos, many of which are shown in very high quality, this is one celeb site that refuses to be ignored. Still, it's hard to surpass a site (Mr. Skin) that is so well known it has made its way into a number of successful mainstream movies, published books, and has become a household name (at least, in slightly perverted households). It's so hard, in fact, that I tried and failed to write an entire review without mentioned that site by name. Banned Celebs, don't give up yet. You've got a lot going for you.