Someone somewhere is tasked with the job of coming up with exciting original ideas for pornographic websites, and what a job that must be. Just imagine: sitting in your office, struggling to come up with any new ideas, and your boss walks in, chastises you for not working hard enough and leaves. “Fuck you,” you mutter under your breath, waving a middle finger in the air unseen by he who can fire you. Then it hits you. “Fuck You: This Time It’s Personal”. Either the guy or girl can get pissy about something, yell “Fuck you!” at the other, then they start some really hostile sex, complete with middle finger ass-insertions. That would be a moment to be proud of. So too, I suppose, would be the moment you thought of the idea for Ass Toyed Shemales. “What do tranny fans want to see? Well, shemales with toys in their asses, naturally. I’ll call it Ass Toyed Shemales!” Hey, Mr. Pink reader, guess what kind of content is featured on Ass Toyed Shemales! Go on, guess! Fine then. I guess you’ll just have to read the review and find out.

Pros:
Everything you’ll find on Ass Toyed Shemales is an original and exclusive production. Most scenes are solo tranny performances in which these lovely ladyboys plunge thick dildos into their tight assholes, often while stroking themselves to orgasm and ejaculation. What’s not to love about that?

Ass Toyed Shemales members don’t just get access to that site’s online archive for their monthly payment of $29.90, but also to the rest of the Total Tranny Pass network, which includes such sites as Abused Black Trannies, Ladyboy Dolls, Only T-Girls, Shemale Revenge, and Shemale Sissification.

The more recently added scenes include High Definition videos that reach a resolution of 1280x720 pixels and look pretty damn solid. Colors and sounds are represented well by the HDV source and the action plays very smoothly.

The transsexual models featured here at Ass Toyed Shemales are fantastic, giving great performances and presenting themselves in a very erotic fashion. Most of them still look quite masculine, with fit bodies and strong faces, but do a great job of embracing their newfound femininity. They’ve also got great titties!

Cons:
Many older videos fail to reach High Definition resolutions and look comparably weak at maximum sizes of 720x404 in MPEG format. There’s really nothing that can be done about this, but those of you looking for all-HD material should be notified.

While the models are great, there’s almost no information given about them or their backgrounds either on model profiles or in scene descriptions. Of all pornstars, transsexuals are quite possibly the most fascinating with more complicated and interested backgrounds, so how about an interview or two?

There’s no search function at Ass Toyed Shemales, forcing you to browse the entire archive to hunt down what you might want to watch. This can be a time consuming and tedious process that you’d rather avoid.

Updates were alleged to arrive daily, but instead they only appear about once a month. In fact, these irregular monthly updates appear to have stopped altogether at this point. The last addition to the site was uploaded in early January of 2010; that’s over seven months ago!

Conclusion:
Ass Toyed Shemales is a site with absolutely no pretension. It delivers exactly what the tour page would suggest - well, almost exactly. Yes, the site is filled with horny trannies who get off on pushing dildos and vibrators into their waiting anuses, but that’s where the fulfilled promises end. The claims of daily updates are incorrect (there hasn’t been anything new added in over seven months) and although most newer movies are presented in HD video formats, older content really falls short in this regard. Something strange is going on here at Ass Toyed Shemales, and that is in no way a comment on the gender-bending sexualities of the performers.