(Let me preface this review of the adult website Clara G by welcoming all Mr. Pink’s readers from Romania to the fold. We know you’re out there somewhere, Romanians, and any disrespect inferred from this review is only friendly jibing that certainly shouldn’t be taken seriously. Come on, Romania - have a sense of humor, would ya?) Clara G: she’s hot as fuck, she’s Romanian, and she’s, like, super fucking hot. OK, so I don’t know too much about Clara G, despite having reviewed her site at least once before. Could the reason for my forgetfulness be the sheer multitude of porn sites I rate and review each week or could it be that Clara G, Romania’s golden star of adult entertainment (at least when Sandra Romain’s resting her asshole on doctor’s orders) just isn’t that memorable. Judging from her tour page, it looks like it’s all my fault. Who could forget a woman like this? She’s a self-proclaimed trysexual (“I will try anything sexual”) and loves nothing more than exploring the carnal cravings of her highly sexed self. At $29.95 a month for regular membership, Clara G (the site) only needs to deliver on its promises of HD videos, “Hardcore sex with no limits”, and “100% exclusive content for sex addicts” to impress this reviewer.

Pros:
Clara G’s fantastically frantic appetite for sex knows no bounds and you, you lucky dog, get to witness some of the most fierce fucking ever captured on digital video. Watch Clara eat fat loads of man milk, expand the limits of her rectal acceptance to accommodate a gigantic dildo, or lick more pussy than you’ve seen in person over the entire course of your sexual life.

Many videos are provided in High Definition formats that reach 1280x720 pixels and look gobsmackingly fantastic! Every inch of skin, every pubic hair (when there is any, of course), and every drop of bodily fluid is rendered beautifully by these WMVs. Oh yeah, the images look damn hot, too, reaching a 1000x1488 pixel resolution.

Many top ranking pornstars have been eager to work with the renowned Romanian fuck-slut, Clara G, and have made their way into her working world for an appearence on this very website. Women like Eva Angelina, Chayse Evans, Zafira, Angelica Black, Sunny Leone, and Tory Lane all have some great scenes online here.

Clara’s site is very well put together and features some helpful navigation tools that guide your hand smoothly throughout your browsing experience. Models are given profiles and bios and members can enjoy zipped galleries, dated uploads, scene ratings, and keyword tags.

Cons:
With only 84 scenes currently online, there’s definitely going to be a few disappointed members, just like Clara G user Scaramanga, who comments on the lack of new updates and asks whether he should just leave altogether. That’s right, folks, you won’t find anything new here. Nothing has been added to the site since November 16, 2009.

While Clara’s name and personality are all over this site, she, unfortunately, isn’t. Only appearing in about half of the sites 80-something scenes, Clara seems more content to be behind the camera with her directors cap, jodhpurs, and horse whip, which is a real shame since her scenes are so dynamic and vital.

In the recent past, when updates were still arriving on the site, albeit sporadically, full-length scenes were occasionally split into two parts so they could be counted as separate updates. Not a huge issue, especially not now that the updates have completely ceased, but still worth mentioning.

For a site that bears her name, there’s not much avenue for interaction between Clara and her legions of drooling fans. Apart from a bio page that’s tastefully entitled My Shit, you won’t find anything except her performances that give you any indication of who Clara is and how she feels about...I don’t know, the fucking world or whatever.

Conclusion:
Oh, Clara G, you disappoint me so. Back when I first looked over your website and gave it a rather positive rating, I was looking forward to coming back at a later date and marveling at the huge archive of extremely hardcore porn you would have assembled. Unfortunately, updates have stopped altogether and, whatever the reason may be, I hold you accountable. It’s your name on the site, after all, and your ‘try anything’ attitude towards sexual expression that makes the scenes that are online a real treat for those of us tired of the tepid softcore and mild hardcore we find on so many other pornsites.