Overview:
On a recent stop-off for gas, cashew nuts and a Red Bull at a large and well-known truck stop off Highway 5 in Central California, I was expelling liquids from my body in the usual upright fashion when I found evidence of the existence of at least one boot fetishist. On the toilet roll holder in the bathroom stall was a typed, printed sticker made by someone who called himself “The Bootjacker”. The Bootjacker asked men to contact him should they want to earn $50 by allowing him to beat off and cum on their “work boots or shiny dress shoes”. The Bootjacker left his phone number (Los Angeles area code) and said little else. Now, as I drive up and down Highway 5 on semi-regular trips to visit family, see a favorite Bay Area band, or substitute the vanity and degeneracy of Los Angeles with the pomposity and haughtiness of San Francisco, I think of The Bootjacker and marvel at the lengths some people must go to just to feel somewhat sexually satisfied. Don’t worry, all you “100% totally straight” guys that “totally love pussy, man”, I’m not attempting to lure you into reading a review of a gay site as some kind of anti-homophobic prank. Ultimate Boot Fetish is full of guaranteed authentic females who have a habit or wearing sleek and sexy boots in front of a camera. 

The tour pages at Ultimate Boot Fetish provide you with lots of sample images that show all kinds of hot women wearing all types of boots: from short pink stiletto ones to thigh-high black vinyl ones; from boots with many buckles to boots that must be pulled on by a thin finger-loop. Models hail from Britain, Italy, Latvia, Slovenia, and many other parts of Europe, and add a distinctly European flavor to the images. The site doesn’t only deliver still pics, though. You’ll find videos inside, too. A membership to Ultimate Boot Fetish costs $29.95 a month (recurring) or $34.95 a month (non-recurring). With that in mind, why don’t we pop our tongue, tie our laces, and buckle ourselves in for what could very well be a rollicking rollercoaster of boot-lovin’ fun?

Once you’re logged in and landed on the main page, you’ll find a lengthy introductory spiel from Gabrio, the man behind the lens that captures all the boot-oriented beauty here at UBF. A self-confessed boot fetishist, Gabrio promises that you’re “in good hands”. Content is 100% exclusive and features both seasoned Playboy veterans and first-time models that Gabrio himself has discovered. A menu bar at the top of the page takes care of all your navigational needs and features a drop-down list for each of the main buttons: Updates gives you Latest Updates (believe it), Newsletter, and Upcoming Girls; Boot Models opens up Browse All options for Models, Photos, and Videos, as well as an A to Z list of all models and a page that allows you to vote for new girls; the Shopping button is split into Boots Store and Fetish DVDs, where you can buy kinky boots and kinky DVDs, respectively; lastly, there’s an Extras button that gives you a ton of links to additional content, which we’ll get to a little later on. Right now, it seems prudent to take a look at the recent updates and see just how much hotness these fancy boots are able to add to already hot models. Dig your heels in, fellas, as we dive into the closet of UBF and see what’s what.

Updates are unfortunately sporadic, with the most recent additions to the site arriving after thirteen, four, five, and seven-day gaps. Although they don’t arrive on a strict schedule, the updates are fairly close together and that’s always nice to see. The updates page could be improved by the addition of some images – it’s all text – but it does serve its purpose well and with little fuss, although some users will undoubtedly find it a drag to read though. The model index is a decidedly more graphic affair, with each woman presented in portrait form with her name functioning as a link to her profile. I’ve yet to see a fully nude (boots excepted) woman on the site; the closest so far is Kathelyn, who is wearing thigh-high black leather boots, black panties and covering her nipples with, of all things, Ikea cutlery holders – and I thought the best thing about that place was that meatball sauce! Some models are very slim and slender, while others have more shapely figures. All are rather attractive and any member who finds one of them anything less than cute must have insufferably high standards that leave him far too lonely to summon up the will to read a review from someone as upbeat as me, Mr. Pink! 

The photo galleries online at Ultimate Boot Fetish can be viewed and downloaded in high and low resolution versions - at least, they can most of the time. After a brief description of the shoot, it’s straight to the action via the view/download links. Camilla’s shoot includes three different looks for the model – a Clockwork Orange ‘droog’ style, a bright green wig, and some see-through lingerie – and each time she wears a different pair of boots – first up is a below-the-knee black pair, followed by the same style in grey, and lastly are thigh-high lace-and-buckle red vinyl platforms. Camilla doesn’t ever get naked, only flashing some ample cleavage and seductive looks, but if you’re really into boots, that shouldn’t matter too much. Resolutions reach 566x851 and 1133x1702 pixels, with the larger looking very nice indeed. Downloadable zip archives are also available for most of the nearly-200 galleries.

The videos provided by UBF are delivered as streaming Flash movies as well as downloadable WMV, MOV, and Flash formats. Resolutions range between 640x360 and 1920x1080 pixels, which means High Definition content is available here! While the HD videos look very nice and give you an incredibly detailed look at the sexily booted models in action, it’s a shame that they only contain behind-the-scenes footage of the girls being shot by Gabrio and his crew. Sure, you get to see them move around and stuff, but that’s only exciting for so long and certainly not exciting enough to satisfy most members, I’m sure. 

The Extras section: what would boot lovers do without you? Where else would they find an assortment of additional content under the banners Behind The Scenes, Boot Fetish Nights, Boot Girlfriends, Boot Pornstars, Boot Strippers, Boot Cam Girls, Boot Toplist, Custom Requests, Forum, Links, and Wallpapers. Of all these bonus sections, only Boot Fetish Nights, Boot Pornstars, Boot Girlfriends, and Sexy Boot Wallpapers offer any new content that isn’t available elsewhere on the site. Unfortunately, most of it is third-party provided and features pornstars and models you’ve probably seen a million times before. (Do the names Raven Riley, Jelena Jensen, and Justine Joli ring any bells?) The only person posting in the Forum seems to be Gabrio (who’s not even around much), and the Behind The Scenes page just redirects you to various main-content movies that (not surprisingly) feature footage of the girls posing for photos. While the bonus content on Ultimate Boot Fetish might be pretty disappointing, you lucky readers still have Mr. Pink’s bonus Pros and Cons to keep you informed and hopefully entertained while you try to decide where you’ll spend your meager stash of pornobucks this month.

Pros:
- Everything online at Ultimate Boot Fetish is 100% exclusive.

- Hailing from various regions of Central and Eastern Europe, the models are exquisite beauties.

- At 1080p HD resolutions, the biggest and brightest videos look wonderful.

- Having a boot fetish probably means you feel neglected by the online porn industry – no longer!

Cons:
- A lot of the material ends up being pretty dull, with not a lot happening in each shoot.

- How bored does Gabrio want us to be? The videos show nothing but behind-the-scene footage from photo shoots. Snoozefest 2010! Attendee: you!

- For a site with less than 200 galleries and far fewer videos, a non-recurring monthly membership to Ultimate Boot Fetish is way overpriced at nearly thirty-five bucks!

- There’s a lack of information on the models and boots that this site revolves around - not to mention a lack of nudity!

Conclusion:
Ok, I’ll admit that I’ve never really considered boots to be exceptionally sexy, but I’m willing to give anything a shot! I am, after all, an open minded guy with no major sexual hang ups – well, none that a few years of therapy and instant excommunication from the Catholic Church wouldn’t fix – so why shouldn’t I give Ultimate Boot Fetish a thorough once or twice-over and see what works and what doesn’t? Well, friends, I’m sorry to say that, unless you like your sexy women clothed and fairly lifeless, you’re bound to be disappointed by what’s on offer here. Webmaster and photographer Gabrio seems to think that his preferred niche is an extremely popular one - or at least that it should be – and I can’t really say that he helps move boot fetishism to a more respectable plateau. It is, after all, a site that shows mostly-clothed women wearing boots… and not a whole lot more.