Overview:
So many proud male citizens of the United States of America dream of having a Russian bride delivered to their doorstep. Why? I mean, they were our enemies during the Cold War and that ended less than 20 years ago. Why on earth would you risk the possibility of enemy infiltration just to get some pussy? This is how I used to think before watching the first third of the movie Birthday Girl, starring Ben Chaplin and Nicole Kidman. I turned the TV off when Mathieu Kassovitz and Vincent Cassell came on screen - they bug me - so I don't know what happened later on, but just seeing Kidman's character, Nadia, get all sexy with her new husband and some bondage gear was enough to change my mind about patriotic American men bringing Ruskie chicks into the country for companionship. It actually started to seem like a really good idea! Then I remembered the Internet. Thanks to the thousands upon thousands of websites that provide explicit sexual material, I now know that I never have to leave the house in search of exotic pussy; I can just log on to Russian Cutie dot com.

This particular Russian Cutie is named Viktoria and she certainly doesn't seem to mind shedding the heavy layers of clothing that protect her from the freezing Saint Petersburg nights. In fact, she's so keen on being seen in her natural element that she's put her naked life online, just for her fans. What a sweetie! The site is nicely designed, from the tour page to each part of the members' area, and it looks pretty welcoming. Viktoria is a petite blonde, whose pretty vacant expression is oddly attractive; she's certainly not the warty old babushka I expected. After logging into the site and hitting the main members' page, you'll get an even better look at Viktoria, in all her Slavic glory. She definitely seems to have a thing for the outdoors, and with all that beautiful Russian countryside, who can blame her? The forthcoming content update is previewed at the top of your page, with recent additions displayed a little further down, just beneath a featured video scene. While I feel a little guilty for laughing so hard, Viktoria's descriptions of each of her photo shoots make for some pretty hilarious reading. On an upcoming scene in which she takes a bubble bath, she says, "I love bubbles because they tickling body and tits :) Bubbles explode on nipples and this like little spiders, very funny and feeling very good." Imagine that in a Russian accent and we're talking instant transcontinental boners, my friends!

A menu bar sits at the top of each page that will direct you to the site's various destinations. Aside from the standard photos and videos, the Russian Cutie has provided her fans with Public Photos (where she shows you various parts of her country, fully clothed), a blog that has been updated a number of times since its launch in late September of 2008, and a forum through which she communicates with her members. Just in case you thought the laffs stopped at Viktoria's content descriptions, the headline on the forum page is a doozy: "Russian Cutie - I'm probably the hottest russian teen on the net"!

Enough frivolity; let's check out some photo shoots! The collection of image galleries currently stands at a not-so-staggering count of 60. This is where it becomes evident that your new favorite Russian Cutie has only been exposing herself online for just a few months. The first gallery, "First Pussy Showing!", was added on August 1st 2008, but since then there have been daily updates; well, there were daily updates for the following 18 days. The front page spoke of forthcoming content, the online dates of which would make it a touch under two months between each burst of new content. Quite a strange schedule, this one. Hopefully it will even out in the future, perhaps to weekly, or twice-weekly updates. Anyway, clicking on any of the gallery listings will bring you to a pretty standard thumbnail page, at the top of which we're given another opportunity to read Viktoria's adorably semi-intelligible thoughts on her life in Russia, her dreams of studying in America, and why this particular shoot shows her "spreading crotch very big, showing you what awaiting you". You can choose to download a zip of the photoset or view each image individually, at either the default resolution or a "smaller resolution" (at least you're supposed to have that option). The link may be there for you to click, but it ain't working yet, folks. Another sign of the freshman blues. You won't be disappointed by the actual images, though, as they regularly hit 1224x1632 pixels and look great. The shots have been taken by someone who may be using fairly amateur equipment but really knows what they're doing, or is it vice versa? Either way, the shots manage to evoke a homemade feel without dragging the negative aspects of homemade porn along with them. Great stuff!

Each photo shoot is accompanied by a video of the same scene, or is it the other way around? Simply put, if you dig the photo shoot, put away your balalaika and get ready to watch the same thing in video form! Unfortunately, none of the videos are downloadable or full-length. Each scene is split into four or five chapters and each must be viewed on the site in Flash format at a resolution of only 352x288. The vids take a little while to buffer and look, well, just okay. They show Viktoria not only posing for your entertainment and arousal, but also her own, which she often acts upon by masturbating with her fingers or a toy.

So the videos were a big disappointment. How can Russian Cutie pick up the slack created by non-downloadable, low-res videos? Bonuses, that's how! As part of your membership to Viktoria's site, you also get access to five other sites: Backstage 24, Babes Fight, The Hairy Site, Football Babes, and Stripping Angels, all of which are fairly exciting, if not jaw-on-floor exciting. You can expect to pay $29.85 for a monthly membership, but there's also a trial available for a measly $1 a day. That's only 26 Russian Rubles and change! Don't reach for your American Express just yet, though. I'm about to dish up some final comments that, like Viktoria's vacant stare, must be seen to be believed.

Pros:
- Viktoria looks like your average Russian hottie-next-door, which is great if you're into European girls. She's slim, blonde, and quite alluring, in an odd way.

- I know some might see this as a negative, but I really laughed out loud while reading Viktoria's comments on her photo shoots and the entries she's made in her blog. Her grasp of the English language isn't that great but she gets an A for effort!

- The photos come to you in a lovely high-resolution format. You can view them individually or download a zip of an entire gallery.

- When the updates were coming, they were coming every single day.

- Viktoria seems dedicated to making use of her blog and forum to communicate with her fans.

Cons:
- One problem with Russian Cutie is the amount of content. With 60 photo galleries and video scenes, there needs to be some consistent updating to bring the site up to scratch.

- It'd be nice if Viktoria's expression changed from vacant to, I don't know, interested or aroused once in a while.

- The videos are a mess. No full length viewing options, tiny resolutions, absolutely no downloads, why bother?

- Updates were coming once a day for a while there; then there was an almost two month gap. What's the deal?

Conclusion:
If you're sitting at home in Fountain Valley CA, Butte MT, Stirlingville MI, or anywhere else in this great nation of ours, dreaming of an exotic beauty to sink your dick into, you could do a lot worse than Viktoria, the self-proclaimed hottest girl on the 'net. Her photos are fantastic and she's a barrel of laughs (some intentional, some not). Unfortunately, the video content on her site just plain stinks, just like the quantity of content. If you really want to realize your "American Dream", Viktoria, you'll have to increase the updates and give your fans some downloadable videos.