Intro:
Having never sunned myself on the sandy shores of South Beach or North Beach, I feel somewhat unqualified to comment on the website Miami’s Juiciest. Thankfully, this is a site that focuses more on the asses of Miami women than any degree of Miami-ness they may possess. Sure, they’re largely Latina (Miami Beach is, after all, more than half-filled with foreign nationals) and are often found by the Nerd Pass guys “laying out” on the beach or going for a leisurely stroll in a skimpy bikini and tiny denim skirt, but it’s surely their asses that brought you here. Having reviewed hundreds upon hundreds of pornographic website (and banged a few amply-assed and ass-less young ladies in my time), I feel I have a firm grasp of what constitutes a delightful derriere and whether or not Miami’s Juiciest delivers on their tour page promises of the “fattest tits and ass” Miami girls engaging in all manner of rump shaking hardcore sex action. Even someone like me, who appreciates a cool breeze and warm sun but has no desire to ever visit Miami, can dig on that M.O. So fire up your trusty old CRT, grab the Kleenex and let’s get to work, esse!

Pros:
Plump asses from the sunny, sandy shores of Miami’s hottest beaches grace the pages of Miami’s Juiciest. Belonging mostly to foxy, fiery Latina broads, you can see these thick asses bounce around clad in the tiniest of tiny thongs before being impaled by a stiff dick and jiggled around in all manner of positions. Hot stuff!

Loyal Mr. Pink’s readers will no doubt be aware of our regularly discounted membership offers. Well, Miami’s Juiciest, which would usually set you back $24.95 a month, can now be had for just $17.95 a month. Does Mr. Pink look out for you or what?

Members also gain free access to the rest of the 14-site Nerd Pass network, which features such sites as Bikini Nut, Viva La Bus, 18 With Proof, and See Me in Public, allowing them to expand their pornographic horizons beyond the breakers.

The videos currently online at Miami’s Juiciest look good, hitting resolutions of 720x480 pixels and bringing bright, vibrant images to your screen. You can practically reach out and slap these bountiful booties yourself!

Cons:
Miami’s Juiciest starts to lose its appeal as soon as you log in and hit the Updates page. Showing only 15 scenes in the archive, and no new updates after September 2009, there’s little reason to believe Miami’s Juiciest is anything but dead at this point.

Streaming videos are broken up into four chapters which causes unnecessary buffer loading periods that slow down the stream and interrupt your viewing.

A video upgrade is needed to bring Miami’s Juiciest up to the same technical level as a number of other Nerd Pass sites that manage to offer 720p HD videos. While the current video options look good, they could certainly look a whole lot better.

Miami’s Juiciest uses a common niche and scene format - guys flag down a big-assed girl and persuade her to come show off her wares in a more private setting; then they fuck - that can be seen on numerous other websites with far more content available and a dedication to customer satisfaction.

Conclusion:
There are plenty of other big-ass sites that shame Miami’s Juiciest when it comes to a plentiful archive of rump shaking action; I could name at least six or seven off the top of my head that win out in a showdown. When dealing with a niche as common as ‘big asses’, and even the ‘big asses belonging to Latina beach babes’ sub-niche, it’s important to make a really strong impression on your audience. Miami’s Juiciest fails to do that on a number of levels.  If videos were upgraded to HD resolutions, updates began again and stuck to (at least) a weekly schedule, and the archive grew continually for about a year, I’d consider recommending Miami’s Juiciest to the average ass-fan. Right now, though, it’s best left for diehards and those who find no issue with throwing down $18, getting in, downloading, and getting out.