Intro:
You know who rides buses? Poor people, drunks, and lunatics, that’s who. Hail any city bus outside of rush hour and you’ll no doubt be accosted by some crazy bastard with cheese fried in his ZZ Top beard or have the unfortunate luck to sit in a small but not insignificant puddle of urine. I avoid buses at all costs and you should too. (Hold on, the phone ‘s ringing.) Ok, uh, it appears I was wrong. Some dude from Florida, who I’ll admit did sound a little, well, bonkers, just called to inform me that there’s a private bus service roaming around Miami that caters exclusively to females and guarantees a certain degree of satisfaction. Now, if this all sound mightily familiar to some of you, it’s because the bus in question (Viva La Bus) is a direct descendant of the infamous Bang Bus. In fact, the guys who run Viva La Bus (Cezer Capone and Dirty Sanchez) used to run the Bang Bus until they were untowardly discarded in favor of Preston and Shaggy. Viva La Bus features the exact same premise as the Bang Bus: drive around Miami, find a girl who’s willing to get naked and fuck on camera inside the bus for some cash, jizz on her face, tits, or ass then unceremoniously dump her, often partially or completely naked, on the roadside, driving off into the distance to conquer some other cunt some other day. Sounds like a recipe for success, right? Well let’s catch a ride with the nastiest motherfuckers this side of Sodom and Gomorra.

Pros:
If HD videos are now an essential staple of your online porn diet, you’ll probably find Viva La Bus’s videos quite nourishing. Though they’re not available in 1080p, the 1280x720 (720p) videos both look and sound great and give you a chance to lech at some hot amateur Miami girls with great clarity.

Some great amateur babes get picked up by the Viva La Bus crew and don’t seem to have any major objections to disrobing, sucking dick, having sex, and taking an explosive load somewhere on their body, all for a wad of cash.

Only exclusive and originally produced content is hosted on the Nerd Pass servers and Viva La Bus’s archive is no exception. Every scene and gallery is exclusive and won’t be found elsewhere, at least for now.

Viva La Bus members also get free access to the rest of the Nerd Pass network. With a total of 14 sites currently in operation, there are a number of niches tackled by these guys - large tits, huge asses, public exhibitionism, and a slew of other hardcore gonzo genres.

Cons:
If you enjoy hanging out with ugly-as-fuck dudes who act in a highly obnoxious manner, you’ll probably enjoy spending time with the Viva La Bus crew. Sanchez, Cezar, Ugly... they’re all quite repulsive, as far as human beings go; so repulsive, in fact, that the degree of enjoyment you get out of Viva La Bus is directly determined by your level of tolerance for their antics.

Viva La Bus’s updates were never the most regular or reliable, but lately updates appear to have completely stopped. Nothing new has been added to the site in almost four months, a trend that is affecting every site on the network. Is Viva La Bus dead? Is that irony lost on the webmasters?

With only 58 scenes on the site, there’s not a whole lot to check out here at Viva La Bus. After draining the archives and heading off into the wilderness of Nerd Pass valley, you’ll find that Viva La Bus is the largest Nerd Pass site and others often fail to hit the 30 item mark. Pretty pathetic, really.

Finding your way around the various pages of Viva La Bus isn’t a hopeless venture, but it does lead to misdirected links and your eventual landing back at the main Nerd Pass homepage or another of the networked sites.

Conclusion:
As the flagship website of the Nerd Pass network, I expected more from Viva La Bus. Instead of being a thoroughly entertaining and immaculately maintained hardcore amateurs site, Viva La Bus suffers from all the same problems that plague most of its Nerd Pass brethren - poor navigation, irregular and now nonexistent updates, problematic video streams, among others. Without some major work from the webmasters, Viva La Bus seems doomed to a slow death that not only ruins the goodwill of the satisfied members of the past, but also makes the next Cezar Capone venture a dubious proposition. Bummer, too, ‘cause these guys have on occasion managed to eclipse the current Bang Bus crew on an entertainment level, if not a professional one.