Intro:
Upon the release of Revenge of the Nerds in 1984, few moviegoers considered the possibility that genuine nerds would ever actually rise to power. Sure, you’ve got your Silicon Valley Steve Jobs wannabes and musicians like Muse’s Matthew Bellamy (a technonerd if ever there was one), but there are still industries that remain untouched by nerdiness...until now. Porn: the final frontier where only rough, tough, cool guys were able to tread, receiving plenty of kickbacks and blowjobs for their efforts. Porn: an industry that failed to employ nerds except as an object of ridicule and debasement. That’s all set to change now that Nerd Pass is on the scene. Bringing you original and exclusive porn in HD video resolutions and starring some of the finest amateur and semi-professional sluts in the game, Nerd Pass makes a promising first impression with its bright and shiny tour page. Having reviewed numerous Nerd Pass sites in the past, both distant and recent, I know what’s in store beyond the cyberblocked walls of this nerdy network. You, possibly, do not. Read on, smut fan, and get the full low down on Nerd Pass.

Pros:
Nerd Pass features a good range of niches that bring exciting sex scenes to your screen: Bikini Nut, Viva La Bus, Miami’s Juiciest, 18 With Proof, Ass Delivery, Tug Express, Tits Burger, Facial Special, See Me in Public, My Personal Panties, POV Fixation, My Neighbors [sic] Sex Tapes, Bad Girls Get Fucked, and Big Tits ‘n’ Nerds.

Mr. Pink’s loyal readers are able to join the Nerd Pass gang on all their past and current adventures for the discounted monthly membership fee of $17.95, a saving a seven whole dollars. Buy yourself an extra burrito tonight, buddy, it’s on me!

Everything on Nerd Pass is 100% exclusive and has been produced for the sole purpose of blowing your minds (and loads); well, I’m sure money also factored into it and who can blame ‘em; a nerd’s gotta eat!

The HD videos online here at many Nerd Pass sites look very good. Reaching 1280x720 pixel resolution (that’s 720p in nerdspeak), colors come through strong and there’s enough realism (however heightened) to make you feel somehow involved in the proceedings.

Cons:
While the HD videos look great, only a handful of the Nerd Pass sites currently have this HD option available. Other videos only reach 720x480 pixels and, when compared to the HD videos, look rather weak.

For a network with 14 websites, the Nerd Pass archive is pretty paltry. Sitting at a grand total of 343 scenes, not all of which have attached photo galleries, there’s really not a whole lot online right now. In fact, the last time a single month saw more than one episode added to the network was three months ago and many sites haven’t added anything in up to eight!

Cezar Capone is not a nerd. He’s a dork, a dingus, a loser, and a jerk, but he ain’t no damn nerd. If he and his fellow Nerd Pass pals are such nerds then how come they don’t lord it over the dumb-as-shit chicks they usually pick up? “Hey, babe, how many sides does a dodecahedron have?”

Most of the sites present generic porn niches that don’t really bring anything new or unique to the online porn world. I know it’s hard to come up with genuinely original concepts, but if anyone could do it, wouldn’t it be the so-called nerds?

Conclusion:
I wish I could say that it has been an unrivaled professional pleasure to have Nerd Pass in my class for the past few days, but that would be diplomatic at best, lying at worst. Nerd Pass has repeatedly proven itself a disruptive force in class and has unequivocally failed to meet even the most simple demands required in such an environment as well as seemingly disregarding any and all suggestions made by myself or any other authority figure resulting in a steadily declining quality and frequency of productivity. If Nerd Pass doesn’t pull itself up by the boot straps soon, I feel my only course of action would be to recommending holding Nerd Class back a year. Yours sincerely, Mr. Pink.